- Feb 1, 2005
Have a brand new shiny thread.
Yesterday's guessing went beyond ridiculous, marched straight into farce, did three laps of irritating before circling pointless for several pages.
Did we step in to check the lunacy? No. We let you fill your boots until the guessing frenzy eventually died out as, one by one, you hit your wanking chariots for some sleep (and probably a quick barclays).........
But if you think we're going to see a groundhog day style repeat today, then you're wrong. There's method in our madness. There was more than enough guessing yesterday we let you have your fun and now we're done.
So, have a song instead. And yes, I sing exactly like Dean Martin.
When, you're bald as a coot and you wear a sharp suit, that's a-Levy
When your bid is not fair and you've just got no hair, that's a-Levy
Phones will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling and you say make a signing
Posts will say tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay, too much whining
When you're not very tall and you ain't signed fuck-all, that's a-Levy
As our targets all go we go and buy Sissoko, that's a-Levy
So the window is no dream, it makes you wanna scream fuckin'ella
Scuzza me but you see this is our policy, Walker-seller