The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 18th July

Discussion in 'The January 2017 Transfer Rumour archive' started by Archibald&Crooks, Jul 18, 2017.

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  1. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    Have a brand new shiny thread.

    Yesterday's guessing went beyond ridiculous, marched straight into farce, did three laps of irritating before circling pointless for several pages.

    Did we step in to check the lunacy? No. We let you fill your boots until the guessing frenzy eventually died out as, one by one, you hit your wanking chariots for some sleep (and probably a quick barclays).........

    But if you think we're going to see a groundhog day style repeat today, then you're wrong. There's method in our madness. There was more than enough guessing yesterday we let you have your fun and now we're done.

    So, have a song instead. And yes, I sing exactly like Dean Martin.

    When, you're bald as a coot and you wear a sharp suit, that's a-Levy
    When your bid is not fair and you've just got no hair, that's a-Levy
    Phones will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling and you say make a signing
    Posts will say tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay, too much whining

    When you're not very tall and you ain't signed fuck-all, that's a-Levy
    As our targets all go we go and buy Sissoko, that's a-Levy
    So the window is no dream, it makes you wanna scream fuckin'ella
    Scuzza me but you see this is our policy, Walker-seller
     
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  2. shelfmonkey

    shelfmonkey It's all codswallop

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  3. shelfmonkey

    shelfmonkey It's all codswallop

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    'Wank chariot' :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  4. GobbyJJ

    GobbyJJ Active Member

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    when you're not very tall and you ain't signed fuck all, that's a-Levy ....

    FUCKING GENIUS!
     
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  5. Everlasting Seconds

    Everlasting Seconds Well-Known Member

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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    Hands down the most epic opening post in at the very least 4 transfer windows.
     
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  6. eddiev14

    eddiev14 SC Supporter

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  7. bomberH

    bomberH Poofuck

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    Double negative. Means we have signed someone. :whistle:
     
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  8. Bablu37

    Bablu37 New Member

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    Interesting choice of song for the OP:
    "Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli"
     
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  9. Rob

    Rob The Boss Admin

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    Fuckinella? Doesn't he play for Sampdoria? :-p
     
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  10. Everlasting Seconds

    Everlasting Seconds Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a player with too many off-pitch distractions to me.
     
  11. Trix

    Trix Well-Known Member

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    Not really northern Italy but you never know.
     
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  12. dirtyh

    dirtyh One Skin, two skin.....

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    Thanks trix. I know there was a lot of guessing based on teams situated in Northern Italy and some fun off the back of someone who suggested training camps etc but if we're hinting towards Napoli then their summer training camp this year (throughout July) was in Dimaro, northern italy.

    Didn't mean to trigger another million guesses but just saying. I get the impression with JJ/Trix and Rob being very playful about this player that he must surely be a long way down the line.
     
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  13. dazherring

    dazherring Active Member

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    So did anyone work out what JJ was on about yesterday?
     
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  14. Tit&Ham

    Tit&Ham Well-Known Member

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    No, but I can guess (n)
     
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  15. garryparkerschest

    garryparkerschest Well-Known Member

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    With the volume of guesses someone must have but they didn't know they had.
     
  16. igijedi

    igijedi Well-Known Member

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    Are you happy today? i think i will. maybe.
     
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  17. Spurrific

    Spurrific Can't stop saying fella

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    @Archibald&Crooks permission to post a gif of Jonah Hill being excited, please?

    I know the answer :(
     
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  18. DiscoD1882

    DiscoD1882 SC Supporter

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    Rob alluded to the fact that someone got it right but as we mentioned every player past and present who ever played in Italy I don't think we can narrow it down.
     
  19. WiganSpur

    WiganSpur Well-Known Member

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    Yeah must be Pau, can't think of anything that would be this close? Unless it's a contract announcement for Toby.
     
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  20. codspur

    codspur SC Supporter

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    And there goes any productivity for the day as my F5 button takes a pasting
     
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