The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 18th July

[bomberH]

@SpursOfficial We are delighted to announce the signing of Anal McMidgetporn on a 69 year deal. Anal joins us from Rob's Browsing History FC.

 

[LukaMotion]

@SpursOfficial We are delighted to announce the signing of Anal McMidgetporn on a 69 year deal. Anal joins us from Rob's Browsing History FC.

Looking forward to that #PochPose

 

[Tucker]

@SpursOfficial We are delighted to announce the signing of Anal McMidgetporn on a 69 year deal. Anal joins us from Rob's Browsing History FC.

This wins the Internet.

 

[THFCjosh]

@SpursOfficial We are delighted to announce the signing of Anal McMidgetporn on a 69 year deal. Anal joins us from Rob's Browsing History FC.

FFS I heard he's a little leaky at the back

 

[ryantegan]

maybe its the Congratulations on your career video for Paul Robinson

 

[Insomnia]

@bomberH you just slayed this thread for the second day running. Congratulations Sir

 

[tony0379]

Lamela to play Julian Clary in his bbc biography "sticky moments" is my guess.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

This thread being locked due to the number of stupid guesses is my guess.

 

[longtimespur]

This thread being locked due to the number of stupid guesses is my guess.

Groundhog day

 

[DanielCHillier]

I know we are pretty clandestine these days but no way do we close a deal without some leaks taking place, so has to be Pau, Foyth or a new contract.

Buzzing - Toby or Dier new deal
Good - Foyth in
Underwhelming - Pau in, Tripps new deal (Love Tripps but old news, was unlikely to leave regardless)

I know which are most likely...

Buzzing - Sissoko sold

 

[Mouse!]

In b4

 

[Dr Know]

Not entirely sure. Just seemed the right moment to express excitement

Ah, just thought you were on a promise

Still, better to be excited than negative which seems to be the case for some on here

 

[Joeyboey]

seems that Ayoub, the 'German guy' who is actually Moroccan/Dutch from previous ITK, is going to Bursaspor.

FFS he looked world class on YouTube

 

[shelfmonkey]

We gonna pinch Iheanacho from under the noses of Leicester













Maybe!

 

[knowlespurs]

Groundhog Day

 

[freeeki]

This thread being locked due to the number of stupid guesses is my guess.

Who does he play for then?

 

[shelfmonkey]

Groundhog Day

Didn't you say that yesterday?!!

 

[mil1lion]

To me it will be a signing for the U23 team. That's the only reason 'I think I will' and 'maybe' are mentioned. It wont be anyone special but maybe someone with the potential to be.

 

[phil]

I don't normally indulge in these guessing games, but following on from the sale of Walker and jj's ITK, could it be Zappacosta?

 

[knowlespurs]

Groundhog Day