- Feb 1, 2005
As we begin the sloooow build up to the transfer window actually opening one can only hope the very tall chap with a full head of hair that runs the club has learned his lesson and does his business early this time.
What's that you say? He not tall with a full head of hair? He's a bald headed dwarf? Yeah, yeah I know, I know, but he ain't never gonna learn his lesson neither, so expect the usual.
This morning Mrs A&C said to me that I seemed disinterested and bored whilst slipping her one. Ah well......I suppose I better get back to her and finish what I started.
Meanwhile........At Levy mansions a certain 3ft 6" bald headed person was taking a shower and singing a little song.
"First I was afraid,
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without Kane in our side
But then United made a bid,
I saw the money wanted rid
And I grew strong
My bastards sons will love this song
They got my back
If I sell Kane,
they'll make excuses
Can never do no wrong again
No matter what it is that I decide to do
My bastards sons will have my back and they'll defend me against you
So now go, walk out the door
And you ain't welcome any more........
Suddenly a buzzer interrupted him in full flow, his Gloria Gaynor wig slipped at a crazy angle as his pushed the intercom.
"What is it? ****!"
One of his flunkey's stuttered a bit as he tried to get the words out. "Its Spurs Community.......they've opened the transfer rumours section"
"Fuck" shouted Levy, banging the wall so hard his wig fell to the floor "I bet that **** A&C is already gearing up for a summer of ripping the piss out of me"
His flunkey looked nervous "But you got the BSoDL"
Levy's headed snapped around and he fixed the intercom with his "I might be short but a i'm a fucking big man" stare. "Fat lot of good them ****s are"
More as the window progresses
oooooh did you hear that? Your dad don't reckon much on you.