The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 1st August 2017

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TottenhamLegend

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No messages since 7:51pm last night. Have I missed something in the few days I've not been following this sub-forum?! Where has everyone gone?
 

Everlasting Seconds

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Levy has achieved the impossible, he has killed transfer chat.
I used to read it on the Spurs Community
That’s where the enigmatic goat would make a bleat
An unknown player recommended by David Pleat

Oh a oh

Day and night we looked for info from an ITK whore
Rewritten by the A&C into a cabbage metaphor
And now I really miss the fun we used to have

Oh a oh
They asked for Dovahkiin

Oh a oh
What did you tell them?

Daniel killed the ITK chat
Daniel killed the ITK chat
 

robertgoulet

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It's August. Transfer window officially opens for Levy. Time to pull the sybian out of storage for his wife, he ain't gonna be around for a while.
 

Speedy

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The stadium thread says there's been some massive rings delivered. These are obviously nob bling for Levy
 

Indisguise

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We now live in a world where there are no more transfer rumours. The transfer rumour gods have forsaken us. Time to sacrifice the Goat now... perhaps?
 

doctor stefan Freud

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When I was a fresh-faced, wild, young tosser, I used to do a lot of fishing. I'd spend days away from home in the pursuit of something I would always put back. Anyway, I once went about four days with nothing to show. It was tedious and soul destroying but I was obsessed. Then in the early hours of the fifth day, things went titty sprinkles and there were fish everywhere. It was like a religious experience except I wasn't touched by God because no way was I ever going to let a bearded grey old fella have a fiddle. But it was worth the wait. My point is, perhaps this is going to be a similar scenario, and at some point soon the ITK will start nibbling.

Bring on the optimistic ratings but you need to know it was ridiculously hard not to make jokes about the size of my rods that I frequently held with both hands, especially when the biting started
 

Indisguise

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When I was a fresh-faced, wild, young tosser, I used to do a lot of fishing. I'd spend days away from home in the pursuit of something I would always put back. Anyway, I once went about four days with nothing to show. It was tedious and soul destroying but I was obsessed. Then in the early hours of the fifth day, things went titty sprinkles and there were fish everywhere. It was like a religious experience except I wasn't touched by God because no way was I ever going to let a bearded grey old fella have a fiddle. But it was worth the wait. My point is, perhaps this is going to be a similar scenario, and at some point soon the ITK will start nibbling.

Bring on the optimistic ratings but you need to know it was ridiculously hard not to make jokes about the size of my rods that I frequently held with both hands, especially when the biting started
Was gonna rate it "optimistic" but only because you claim to need both hands for your rods. ;)
 

Hoopspur

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When I was a fresh-faced, wild, young tosser, I used to do a lot of fishing. I'd spend days away from home in the pursuit of something I would always put back. Anyway, I once went about four days with nothing to show. It was tedious and soul destroying but I was obsessed. Then in the early hours of the fifth day, things went titty sprinkles and there were fish everywhere. It was like a religious experience except I wasn't touched by God because no way was I ever going to let a bearded grey old fella have a fiddle. But it was worth the wait. My point is, perhaps this is going to be a similar scenario, and at some point soon the ITK will start nibbling.

Bring on the optimistic ratings but you need to know it was ridiculously hard not to make jokes about the size of my rods that I frequently held with both hands, especially when the biting started
....must, Must, MUST resist starting those fucking fish puns again!!!!

I do reckon I know what species you were after but I'm not going to go on about it! Please be right about your ITK - it's been more than 5 days. In fact more like 5 weeks.
 

Ossie85

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There's a new rumour coming from my country about a player that doesn't have a thread. It's a tweet from a journalist
Should I open the new thread, or put it here? I don't know how we deal with twitter anymore
(may fit with the Italy ITK)
 

Lilbaz

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There's a new rumour coming from my country about a player that doesn't have a thread. It's a tweet from a journalist
Should I open the new thread, or put it here? I don't know how we deal with twitter anymore
Not in here i'm guessing. I'd start a new thread in transfer rumours.
 

yanno

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There's a new rumour coming from my country about a player that doesn't have a thread. It's a tweet from a journalist
Should I open the new thread, or put it here? I don't know how we deal with twitter anymore
(may fit with the Italy ITK)
You're SC's Argentina correspondent, so I would hope you're entitled to start a thread about what local journalists are saying. ;)
 

spurslenny

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When I was a fresh-faced, wild, young tosser, I used to do a lot of fishing. I'd spend days away from home in the pursuit of something I would always put back. Anyway, I once went about four days with nothing to show. It was tedious and soul destroying but I was obsessed. Then in the early hours of the fifth day, things went titty sprinkles and there were fish everywhere. It was like a religious experience except I wasn't touched by God because no way was I ever going to let a bearded grey old fella have a fiddle. But it was worth the wait. My point is, perhaps this is going to be a similar scenario, and at some point soon the ITK will start nibbling.

Bring on the optimistic ratings but you need to know it was ridiculously hard not to make jokes about the size of my rods that I frequently held with both hands, especially when the biting started
But surely......no, I mean seriously........you cant possibly mean.......

..THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM?!?!?!!! :eek::eek::eek:
 
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