The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 1st August 2017

[Kiedis]

It's obviously Neymar. No, seriously, someone need to waterboard that guy.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

The original JJetset‏@jetsetyid 1m1 minute ago
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So he's happy, a bit saucy and won't kiss and tell. Sounds like an ideal date

 

[Lilbaz]

The original JJetset‏@jetsetyid 1m1 minute ago
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So he's seen nothing, heard nothing, so has nothing to say.

Not sure it was worth posting.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Welp there goes my productivity at work today. My boss is an Arsneal fan so he'll understand right?

Tell him to go fuck himself; being Arsenal, he'll understand

 

[Qualsonic]

It must be a response to some other tweet

 

[swarvsta]

It must be a response to some other twitt

Not really fair to call him a twit.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Fucks sakes it's getting ridiculous now.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Fucks sakes it's getting ridiculous now.

I suggest a lie down, sir. Things are about to get sillier than a naked monk at Mardi Gras

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

There really are things in life we shouldn't even start to try and interpret. For instance, modernist paintings, contemporary classical music, and emoticons on twitter would be the broad strokes of examples of such things.

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Haha, JJ has been like this all summer! Has someone hacked his account?!! Excitement level raised a notch, again. I'm hopeless...

 

[luptic]

We are in for Neymar.

 

[patrickcoys]

How can some Emojis constitute ITK chat? I'm sure they are related, but again it creates a frenzy. Nobody knows who, what, where or when. Pretty much sums up this window so far.

 

[blodge99]

Could it be 3 players at various stages?
- all things good to go. Announcement soon (*prays*)
- meh. Could go either way
- no chance

(Just realised my emojis didn't pull through)

 

[KaribYid]

The original JJetset‏@jetsetyid 1m1 minute ago
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I tweeted those same emoticons when I lost my virginity.

 

[ravo]

I get the first two emojis, but why let us know about his gimp mask fetish... It's a school night.

 

[Insomnia]

I find emoji's more confusing than cryptics & I'm the biggest fucktard going on them.

 

[Insomnia]

I get the first two emojis, but why let us know about his gimp mask fetish... It's a school night.

See the post above yours for the explanation courtesy of @KaribYid

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

I tweeted those same emoticons when I lost my virginity.

Then you failed to live up to your third emoticon

 

[TheVoiceofReason]

I tweeted those same emoticons when I lost my virginity.

Emoticons eh? Must have been in the last couple of years then?

 

[HildoSpur]

Emoticons eh? Must have been in the last couple of years then?

If only there was an emoticon to describe confusion because if there was, my lovely yellow face (I have Jaundice) would look exactly like it.