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Archibald&Crooks

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Pinch and a punch! 1st of the month!
Good morning everyone. Welcome to your round-up of all things ITK which means there won't be posts from Keano and there won't be stuff gathered from Twitter. Yesterday that would have saved us about 20 pages of nonsense. Anyone left who is STILL slow of thought please go and read post Number 1 in the Twitter thread.
Anyone else ever suffered that awkward moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod? No? Just me then..........
I also hear that Supermarkets are running out of sandwiches, fruits and desserts.
Apparently because dyslexic's are picnic buying.
Anyhoo, here's the ACTUAL stuff posted by ITK's.
Mystery on Luuk de Jong
Mystery said:
If we do not land 2 of our 3 preferred strikers, we will go all guns blazing to get this boy at the Lane...

DL would prefer him over Remy anyway, but HR doesn't.

HR and DL in a meeting today, but this is not to discuss Harry getting the boot. It's a meeting to discuss us pushing forward as a club, but I expect HR will bring up the new contract topic.
Which was followed by Ryantegan hinting at Luuk coming in and Modric moving out.
Ryantegan said:
Could we lose a Luke and bring in a Luke? looks likely
And that was it. Apart from Keano's 'mate' and one or two utter tards posting Twitter which we won't go into.

Ryantegan said something about his source going to Harry's to which JJetset replied 'leaving drinks?' and then after being asked if Harold was off replied 'will find out tomorrow' nothing really for the RO, just remarks made in conversation so we await 'proper' updates on that. FFS.

In other news, Delboy is looking forward to a lovely Jubilee.

Breaking news: Police arrest a drunk middle-aged woman screaming "Where are you? Let's be avin' you" outside Paul Lambert's house.
Then I had to deal with a domestic...........'I have real self esteem issues.' bemoaned the wife. 'I wish my body was different in so many ways.'
'Don't worry' I told her 'we all feel that way sometimes, even me.'
'Awwww really?!' She said brightening up.
'Yeah of course' I said 'Often I worry what people think about me when they see me with you.'
What the Papers say: At the start of the week I predicted that Harry off rumours would hit the papers in 3 or 4 days. To be fair, I thought this would be in the Star or the Mail but as it turns out, it was the Mirror that didn't let me down: Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp will demand to know whether he still has the board's full backing as a Middle East consortium prepares to try to tempt him to Qatar.
We're getting early indications of how Hodgson is going to go for England when he called up Jordan Henderson to replace Frank Lampard. Euro 2012 is going to be SO funny................:(

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Antilokhos

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Slow finish to yesterday for sure. Sounds like at least Vertonghen should be finalized soon, honest this time!
 

mortev

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So what happened with the Goat stuff that was supposed to be posted yesterday??
 

ravo

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So what happened with the Goat stuff that was supposed to be posted yesterday??

It was an almost re-post of old info. Nothing to see here.

Looking forward to the result of today's Harry chats, if anything.
 

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Thanks A&C, nice round up as usual.

I think we might sign someone this month. Ok, when I say think, I mean hope...
 

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Christ you people ever sleep?

Funtime Friday here we go :whistle:
ITK is a 24hr a day business and a serious one to boot. Sleep is a luxury which we cannot afford. Says me who has been missing, listed as 'busy' for two days.
 

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In other news, Delboy is looking forward to a lovely Jubilee.

I laughed at this more than I should have.
 

Archibald&Crooks

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I'm calling it early...

Today will be a BIG day!
Just to clarify, if today is indeed a 'BIG day' are you naming the day early, so in future it will be forever known as 'early day' or are you just getting it in before everyone else?
 

whitelightwhiteheat

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By Big Day we probably mean, there will be no signings, we'll talk about Harry leaving, we'll talk about Harry staying, we'll talk about people who would never sign for us in a million years, and then tick tock tick tock, it'll soon be the next day, which will be another big day which will result in no signings either.

Repeat until August 31st.
 
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