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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning all!

At last! Deadline Day!

Rocket Man by Elton John

He packed his bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour 6pm
And I'm gonna be a-a-a nervous wreck by then
I hate transfers so much I miss my life
SC is such a manic place
Its such a timeless fight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time…
'till West Brom read my latest bid to find
I've put a clause in says we'll pay fuck all
Oh no no no I'm a Levy man
Levy man, lowballing on a deal is how I roll

Spurs ain't the kind of place to raise your bids
In fact go low, I might as well
And there's no one there who'll accept them if you did
And all this finance I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A Levy man, a Levy man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time…
etc etc


HAVE YOU DONATED THIS MONTH/YET/AT ALL?

As you all know, SC relies on your donations to be able to provide a unrivalled coverage of ITK, if it wasn't for you guys, the server would crash left right and centre and we simply couldn't afford to be as awesome and sexy as I am, I mean we are.

In one transfer window we ran a poll asking when people thought we'd sign Benteke (haha). The poll got an astonishing number of votes, over 600 of you took part.

Six bloody hundred. And that's just the yokes who bothered voting. Whichever way you slice it that's a lot. If everyone slung just three or four quid in the pot we'd be sorted for quite a while, so if you've never donated before, please consider doing so now.

Now, when it's donation drive time, which it is i'm afraid, where are you? *Goes all Delia* where aaaaare yoooooou? Let's be having youuuuuuu!

I reckon we've about 500 or more lurkmeisters, so come on guys, if you're one of them and you enjoy SC's coverage of the Transfer Window (and lets face it, you do because you're here right?), then please chip in. It doesn't have to be a massive amount. A monkey will do. Nah i'm kidding.......Why not a long 'un? Or even a pony? hehe, seriously though, a cockle would be great or even a lady. In fact whatever you can stretch to.

And if you happen to be a Spurs mad gazzillionaire, cough the fuck up. And if you're Daniel Levy, fucking hell shortstuff, put your hands in your pockets. And get the BSoDL to chip in too.

But A&C, where does the money go?

Outgoings: The server costs £390 per month. Forum software purchases/licenses/misc comes to around £500 a year. So currently, the cost of SC is about £5k a year.

Incomings: Advertising/Affiliates can sometimes cover the costs during the transfer window (January, July, August) but thats sometimes. The rest of the year that falls well short. Its difficult to give an exact figure because the numbers don't stay the same but i'd say £100 a month during the quiet months. Donations during the quiet months come to about £50pm if we're lucky.

Rob will know better than I do, but I reckon we're short by about £2500 a year.

If one month we raise more than is needed, it stays in the pot as it won't be long before it IS needed. The shortfall is made up out of Robs pocket. I'll repeat that.......It comes out of his pocket. Think about that for a minute. I reckon he pays an average of £50 a WEEK.

This is why i'm often cajoling, nudging, outright begging and open to bribery during the transfer window. It's when the most of you are about and our last big donation drive raised enough to cover costs for a couple of months or so.

Any excess raised stays in the pot until its needed when donations/income goes right down. Absolutely nothing goes on anything other than SC's running costs.

The donations raised in January is gone. SC IS SKINT.

So, if you'd like to donate, there's a donation link on the front or home page of the site. We use Paypal but you don't need an account with them, you can use your card in the same way as making any other online purchase. Very securely.

If you want to send a postal order/cheque, please PM myself or Rob.

All donations are very much appreciated. Thanks.
 

yiddo23

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Ooooo first one on deadline day, guess it's my duty to say I'll donate

So I shall donate 20 bones if we get a signing today, sorry about the stipulation, I live in the woods off 300 a month.

COYS Bitches
 

Silky Skills

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Just arrived in the US so have to go to sleep for the next 5 hours of the transfer window; I can see by lunchtime us welcoming Charlie Austin through the door and some unknown winger from the Baltic states
 

robertgoulet

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Wahoo it's here it's finally here! Let's go see what's under the tree!

*runs downstairs*

Donation coming when I wake up for work.
 

ButchCassidy

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Morning A&C! £25 into the pot, hope it's good karma. Cheers for all the entertainment everyone.

Now the real fun begins... :coffee:
 

mw828

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donated a tenner to kick off deadline day. good luck daniel. thanks to the mods for keeping the transfer forum relatively in control.
 

Archibald&Crooks

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Oh and I forgot the final verse

And I think it's gonna be a long long time…
When 6pm arrives the fans'll find
We actually signed no one at all
Oh no no no, i'm a Levy man
Levy man,leaving it to late is how I roll
 

Antilokhos

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Everyone be sure to sharpen your razorblades now. Would hate to have to pause mid-meltdown half way through cutting yourself.
 

Dillspur

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Off to bed, I fully expect SB and AW signed sealed and delivered when I awake, get to work levy!
 

shelfboy68

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Mmm not sure about today have tried to stay positive that we will fill those positions, but it looks like it might end in the usual failure to land.
Will come back tonight to see what the outcome is would be very dissapointed if we get no one, but i suspect buying son is another one of those he can fill a gap so no need to buy excuses, but we will see lets see out today coys.
 

jb_1986

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Only concern is that it is now a 'good chance', as anyone can tell its desperately needed..

Strap in!
 

smudger

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Here we go our chairmens favourite day

Hold on tight everyone
Good luck to the mods and servers today

ITS LEVYTIME!!!!!!!

There I said it ha ha :sneaky:
 

Vwbottom

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Early Morning bleat, shame its not better news but hopefully it wasn't a serious enquiry anyway.
 
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