The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 20th July

[Bobbyh99]

I will change my name by depoll and tell levy we'll go half if he signs me.

What is "depoll"?

 

[Lilbaz]

What is "depoll"?

Short for deed poll. Can legally change your name.

 

[Spurger King]

What is "depoll"?

A way of recording devotes.

 

[nailsy]

What is "depoll"?

Just waiting for A&C to make a joke about your mum and his ban stick.

 

[hughy]

Just waiting for A&C to make a joke about your mum and his ban stick.

Yeah, joke...

 

[mckenz]

£20 donated. I'll donate more once the 1% pay cap is lifted...

£10 more if we sign Barkley
£5 more if we sign any other attacking player.
£150,000,000 if we sign Anal McMidgetporn.

Anal McMidgetporn is already on 150k a week from A&C

can't see it fitting the wages structure TBH


poor bugger struggles with walking too, not a Poch signing either

 

[o1fozzybear]

Just waiting for A&C to make a joke about your mum and his ban stick.

Just waiting for JJ to quash this mahrez rumour.

 

[cabinfever]

£20 donated. I'll donate more once the 1% pay cap is lifted...

£10 more if we sign Barkley
£5 more if we sign any other attacking player.
£150,000,000 if we sign Anal McMidgetporn.

Quote of the week for me!

I'm still laughing at the original Anal Mc reference!!!

 

[taricco]

I will change my name by depoll and tell levy we'll go half if he signs me.

No way you could negotiate Levy to 50-50. You'd be luck to end up with a stick of gum, while he pocketed a cool £149,999 and 10% of your earnings from your day job.

 

[wingvaldsen]

I would love to donate, but i'm only 16 and broke af, sorry!!
Everyone involved in this great site, keep going with your brilliant work!

 

[Nine while nine]

£150,000,000 if we sign Anal McMidgetporn.

I heard Levy made a bid...

He came up short.

 

[eddiev14]

tbh , well be lucky if we sign one player, never mind three, poch will use youth players ,even not exp , gotta give them a go , this is tottenham not a mega money spending club

You're looking at £80m tops, to get what we want there (£30m for Barkley, £20m for Perreira and then £20-£30m on the pacy dude).

We already have £55m from Walker, plus some extra money from Bentaleb and Fazio. I think those three signings are achievable.

 

[SpursSince1980]

Donated what little I can. As always, thank you for the great service and this outstanding community of Spurs loving fans.

 

[neilp]

I would love to donate, but i'm only 16 and broke af, sorry!!
Everyone involved in this great site, keep going with your brilliant work!

Could you ask for some extra pocket money?

 

[GetSpurredOn]

You're looking at £80m tops, to get what we want there (£30m for Barkley, £20m for Perreira and then £20-£30m on the pacy dude).

We already have £55m from Walker, plus some extra money from Bentaleb and Fazio. I think those three signings are achievable.

Lopez?? Sounds like it's not happening now.
Foyth??Sounds like it's not happening now.
Pereira
Barkley
A Pacy WF, (I'd like someone like Keita Balde, but I'm expecting Vincent Marcel, think there was early ITK, but also there was a quote from the Palermo chairman saying they wanted him but it was difficult since we were interested.)

Beyond that, more outgoing than incoming, creating opportunities for the likes of Walker-Peters, Onomah and Edwards etc.

Between Walker, Bentaleb, Fazio, Njie and possibly Sissoko, there should be excess cash from transfer fees to be reallocated to wages for some of our key players to ward off other clubs.

Expecting these issues to rumble on, which is a shame as I'd have preferred us to be done early for a full preseason.

For what it's worth, I'm pleased to see the ITK about Janssen, I think he will come good this year, as Son did. I also think Nkoudou may step up if kept on. Interviews towards the end of the season suggested he now realised what was required/expected of him, and recognised he needed to do more.

 

[Twizzle]

Just donated a pint of Australian blood, not sure what it is in pommie stuff though.

 

[Insomnia]

Just donated a pint of Australian blood, not sure what it is in pommie stuff though.

40% alcohol, lovely drop of red

 

[Greenspur]

Could you ask for some extra pocket money?

Or spend less on hand-job cream.

 

[Parkie]

£20 donated. I'll donate more once the 1% pay cap is lifted...

£10 more if we sign Barkley
£5 more if we sign any other attacking player.
£150,000,000 if we sign Anal McMidgetporn.

So, odd conversation but think it's gonna work out OK.
Pau Lopez is cool with changing his name for a year (£25 quid via deed poll)
@Rob is OK to split 3 ways
Levy is happy for the shirt printing income alone.
We sign Pau, £50,000,000 to SC, £50,000,000 to Pau and I trouser £50,000,000 as an agent's fee.

That OK @bomberH?

 

[anydange]

£20 chucked in the pot.