The Daily ITK Discussion Thread 20th May 2016

Discussion in 'The January 2016 Transfer Rumours Archive' started by Archibald&Crooks, May 20, 2016.

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  1. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    Goede morgen everyone

    As news filters through about us being the only club to make a profit on transfers I breath a huge sigh of relief. Finally! Finally something that'll shut the pisstakers up. Finally! Finally something that we can triumphantly point toward as a sign that yes, we can be consistent. We can fuck up a huge points gap, we can cock up a title challenge and we can even fuck up finishing above the scum more than once in dramatic fashion but when it comes to adding inches to the Tottenham wallet there isn't a club in the land that can hold a candle to us. So the next time your gooner mate gives it large, you can shut him up by telling him "ah, but we're the only team in England to make a profit on transfers".............Well done Daniel Levy.



    SNATCH
     
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  2. aussiespursguy

    aussiespursguy Active Member

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    You did that quietly!!
     
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  3. codspur

    codspur SC Supporter

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    Are larger than normal Snatch...is this cryptic for us signing a player from Jordan?
     
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  4. LB Hotspurs

    LB Hotspurs Member

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    Some people will have no idea about the Snatch reference will they!! oooo another cryptic from A&C.....
     
  5. DiscoD1882

    DiscoD1882 SC Supporter

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    Snatch - a term used to describe what Daniel Levy does when he sees an old ladies purse left on a table.
     
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  6. gazzeh

    gazzeh Well-Known Member

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    Snatchshuayi..?
     
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  7. Insomnia

    Insomnia Twisted Firestarter

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    So getting back to the itk, what was the best Airline in the end yesterday, I went out & missed the finale
     
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  8. mark_2017

    mark_2017 Well-Known Member

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    Spoke to my cousin yesterday, he told me to fuck off and not to call him while he's flying a plane.
     
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    Herts - American Airlines
    JJ - Virgin
    Trix - Ryan Air
    Grey Fox - Easy Jet

    Edit: in no way is this intended to represent the quality of itk given in some sort of hierarchical order.
     
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  10. CockOnBall

    CockOnBall Well-Known Member

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    PL clubs successfully lobbied to have their first installment of the new TV revenue paid a month early. So THFC are expecting approximately 35m to drop into their accounts on July 1st. The apparent motivation for this was to allow clubs to do deals ahead of Euros. So I do think the attempt is there at least to make moves now. You see clubs like Arsenal and West Ham have already made 20m+ bids for players.
     
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  11. Trw3011

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    snatch - antwerp - belgium - batshuayi . hes the jewel from antwerp
     
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  12. Everlasting Seconds

    Everlasting Seconds Well-Known Member

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    Snatch? We are signing Vinnie Jones.
     
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  13. Darrkespur

    Darrkespur Resident scientist

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    Interesting piece of information, but could you clarify? I don't understand how this helps deals get done before the Euros - by July 1st the tournament will already be at the quarter finals. Is this due to accounting?
     
  14. CockOnBall

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    Previously they were given it on August 1st. By getting it a month early, the faster it can be transferred to another club's bank. The window doesn't officially open until July 1st but clubs will be securing players now and they will be more attractive as they can give another team a bigger installment/straight cash in July which will in turn allow the selling team to reinvest it sooner. It just triggers the domino effect sooner.
     
  15. CornerPinDreamer

    CornerPinDreamer ................Us.............

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  16. Breezer

    Breezer Position??? Magician!!!!

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    Then you wonder why people stop posting info!
     
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  17. Bus-Conductor

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    In the ITK world that's known as doing a Malaysian Airline.
     
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  18. Grey Fox

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    Its alright Breezer my daughter is cabin manager for Easy Jet so I'm fine with the comparison but I would be pissed off if I was Trix
     
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    Care to explain? It's not looking good for you if/when A&C sees this so I'd get in quick if I were you...
     
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  20. Rob

    Rob The Boss Admin

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    and you.
     
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