The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 21 July 2011

[Archibald&Crooks]

Here's yesterday's ITK, such as it was, along with the latest instalment of our epic ITK saga.........

My wife was is a shoe shop yesterday, taking her time, picking a pair of shoes.

"I can't make my mind up," she said. "I don't know what ones I fancy".

"Does is fucking matter?" I snapped. "You can't see them on your feet anyway, you fat bitch"

CM provided us with our first snippet.........

Where: SC
When: 20 July

Vucinic deal very close...

If we haven't signed anyone by the weekend i'm going to be very disappointed.

POTL blurted out his agreement, and more

Where: COYS
When: 20 July

Talking about CorlukaModric's latest info on Vucinic.....
Quote:
Verified

Also...
Quote:
Only because as I mentioned last week we were negotiating for Vucinic, talks are ongoing. In terms of Adeybayor this is a goer as well- wages are the obstacle

and regarding Corluka to Villa...
Quote:
Nope. Hutton is Bound there.
Get ready for it to kick off from Monday next week when the squad return from SA.

The last snippet seems preetty obvious to me.

Then, a new face.......

when: 20/07/11


site: SC

• · Scott Parker WAS NOT a target until Sandro Injury, but interest in him remains only very small.
• · In fact scouts were out in Denmark to watch Jack Rodwell; Liverpool had 2 bids rejected a while back even after they met Everton asking price but Everton will not sell to Liverpool. That might come back to haunt them. Spurs had interest but Harry wants success now. Could still be target in this window.
• · Spurs are in the “HUNT” for a Schalke striker for 25 million Euros. Also interested in his Peruvian team mate who Schalke are less likely to want to sell but for 20 million Euros they will certainly take notice. This will be spurs biggest deal of the window if it can be pulled off.
• · Daniel Levy likes deadline day deals and is keeping tabs on Barcelona creative midfielder Afellay, IF Fabregas and Sanchez sign. Loan deal is very possible and this could be Levy’s rabbit out of hat signing.
• · Pavlyuchenko is now somehow untouchable at spurs. He will sign a new deal. Is very much settled and is friends with the main core in the dressing room. Shame the same thing can not be said about Modric.
• · Jermaine Defoe; the management are unsure; they personally can’t believe he will have another season as bad as last. Harry Redknapp was not that upset with the comments he made about Europa League; just media hype.
• · No interest in Bentley at the minute and Tottenham very frustrated. They will be lucky to get back half of what they paid but might be worth it his wages on the books.
• · Jermaine Jenas and Alan Hutton to Aston Villa and watch out they may be after Crouch too.
• · Daniel Levy is trying to sort out some sort of deal with Rangers new owner. This deal was offered to them under the old owners, who refused. They did not trust Daniel Levy. The deal could see players move on loan and there will definitely be a friendly played each season.

That is all I have on Tottenham for the present time, however, after having read some of the other transfer information from other bloggers; I am going to email my source to verify if there could be any truth in them.

Okey dokey......

Then Jase put his baseball cap on back to front, made some cool 'street' signs with his hands and said.........

Date 20th July
Time 14:50pm
Site Spurs Odyssey
I almost forgot about this. I was told yesterday that there is a £13.5 million offer on the table for Benny. I don't know who from and I'm not saying we are accepting but apparently there is an offer.

Which pormpted 47 pages of disgust and speculation, almost as if a bid had been accepted.

Now then, remember my ITK expose from a few weeks ago? No?

This is how Part 3 ended

"I think I can trust you not to go back to Spurs Community and blabber the truth all over the internet"

"Of course you can" I said

"Well" He went on.......My real name is BEN"

"I'd begun to suspect that to be honest"

"Well here's something that'll really shock you"

Go on I said, in anticipation.

"Promise me you'll not tell SC?"

"Hand on heart, i'll keep strictly schtum"

"My second name is Levy" Eek

What a cliffhanger! You can read all of Part 3 by clicking here


PART FOUR - Revelations

"Levy?.....Ben Levy?.........So you are...."

"Yes, he said, i'm Daniels brother"

I couldn't help myself........"Fuck abaaaht.....so whats the story then?"

"I'll fill you in later he said, but first there's a couple of people I want you to meet"

We went to a service station on the M25 and pulled up alongside a big black van. We got out of the car and the Oracle/Ben Levy opened up the back doors to reveal two burly men in sunglasses sitting in front of an array of sophisticated surveillance equipment.

"A&C...........Meet Mr Blue and Mr Yellow"

"Isn't that what that silly sod, whassisname keeps saying?"

"Actually, no, its been widely misunderstood...........Mr Blue and Mr Yellow are actually POTL and messages ending in B&Y are just them signing their name to the end of the message"

I laughed "But tens of thousands of people have spent countless hours trying to resolve what they thought was a cryptic"

The Oracle/Ben Levy and both Mr Blue and Mr Yellow burst into fits of giggles. "We know, its an added bonus......There's some silly buggers on them forums"

I pointed to the equipment in the van..."Who you watching?"

Ben Levy smiled....."My brother..........I wonder what he's up to right now"
Mr Blue tuned in the video screen to reveal Daniel Levy sitting in his office, leaning back in his chair as a head bobbed up and down on his lap.

"Ah...he's with a secretary"

"No" said Mr Yellow

"He isn't?" said Ben Levy....."Interesting.........Who is he with then? Zoom in on her face"

Mr Yellow turned a dial and the camera focused in to reveal Mrs John Terry, who was by now bent over the desk whilst Daniel Levy, stood on a box, was backscuttling her twenty to the dozen. In fact he was power backscuttling her.

"The dirty bastard....still, one way of getting revenge on Chelsea I suppose" I laughed

A big black Limo pulled up next to the van.........."Aaaaah I've got another person i'd like you to meet" Said Ben/Oracle

The door opened and what I first thought was a fox fur floated out of the van attached to someone's head but as the glare of the sun wore off I was shocked to find it was Carlo Ancellotti and his left eyebrow.

"A&C......Meet our next manager"

It had been a busy few hours. I'd discovered that cryptics were bullshit, that The Oracle was really Ben, who in turn was really Daniel Levy's brother. I'd also found out that Blue & Yellow wasn't a cryptic, it was actually BEN's private eyes and that Daniel Levy was busy getting revenge on Chelsea and so was Carlo Ancellotti. I wondered what was next.

I'd only started this to find out about ITK and suddenly I was more eyeteekay than i'd bargained for and things weren't about to slow down either.............

But you'll have to wait for part 5 for that



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[TheChosenOne]

The alarm didn't go off this morning ?

 

[smudger]

as always a stellar round up a&c, im just happy im off work now tuesday so will be spending all my hours on here and can enjoy it without running my battery out my bb everday, and can spend all friday f5ing, god i hope mystery is right, need some of signing.

 

[yozza]

Haha quality round up A&C!

 

[yozza]

as always a stellar round up a&c, im just happy im off work now tuesday so will be spending all my hours on here and can enjoy it without running my battery out my bb everday, and can spend all friday f5ing, god i hope mystery is right, need some of signing.

Funnily enough after today I'm off till Tuesday as well, so I can see me doing the same thing on my iPhone tomorrow.

We should really start a facebook group for this..........:grin:

 

[Benspur]

Interview on TalkSport this morning with Adebayor's agent - said that his wages and the money that City want for him could make any permanent deal very tricky, most likely a loan with set fee to buy afterwards. He said that he thought that he was most likey to be sold abroad, but at no point ruled us out when asked.

 

[Dan Ashcroft]

Feels like a

day

 

[Hot-Spur]

Morning guys, anyone else as sleepy as me this morning? "yawns"

Some early morning itk might waken me up :hump:

 

[Super Tottenham]

Vucinic for a medical today? or do we think we'll be waiting until Friday at least?

 

[yozza]

Vucinic for a medical today? or do we think we'll be waiting until Friday at least?

I reckon Friday.............."Frankie Fun-Time Thursday" just doesn't seem to have the same ring to it :razz:

 

[talkshowhost86]

Vucinic for a medical today? or do we think we'll be waiting until Friday at least?

I reckon we're in an 'either/or' situation with Vucinic and Adebayor and I wouldn't be surprised if Harry wanted Adebayor more and is therefore prepared to delay any Vucinic deal until that's sorted.

I hope I'm wrong as I'd love to sign both, but I think we may be waiting a little longer.

Also we STILL haven't sold anybody!

 

[degoose]

the adebayor thing sounds good, i would be more than happy with him on loan for a season and then hopefully if he has played well then buy him next year

 

[#1 Spur]

Let's not think about transfers yet, we've got a Final to win on Saturday.

 

[Courtneyjd]

Really hope we get some kind of movement over the next few days, although I can't see much happening until the boys return from S.A.

Vucinic AND Ade would be ledge, although I personally don't think 'Arry/Levy will bring both in.

 

[Clamour_Kid]

Let's not think about transfers yet, we've got a Final to win on Saturday.

:rofl:

That's hilarious considering we've drawn one and lost one and only scored 1 goal.

 

[Super Tottenham]

Really hope we get some kind of movement over the next few days, although I can't see much happening until the boys return from S.A.

Vucinic AND Ade would be ledge, although I personally don't think 'Arry/Levy will bring both in.

I think I agree with you.

We need to Sanchez to confirm his move to barca, which will lead to Bojan completing his move to Roma. I think that should free Vucinic to sign for us as long as we've shifted out Robbie hopefully Monday?

 

[cozzo]

:rofl:

That's hilarious considering we've drawn one and lost one and only scored 1 goal.

Paraguay are in the final of the Copa America and haven't won a single game.

 

[Dan Ashcroft]

I reckon we're in an 'either/or' situation with Vucinic and Adebayor and I wouldn't be surprised if Harry wanted Adebayor more and is therefore prepared to delay any Vucinic deal until that's sorted.

I hope I'm wrong as I'd love to sign both, but I think we may be waiting a little longer.

Also we STILL haven't sold anybody!

Think we've just got to push through Vucinic if that's the case.

Same calibre players, same price, same age, but Vucinic will be on about 1/3 of the wages.

Vucinic will have plenty of other suitors if he gets wind that we're faffing around.

 

[Insomnia]

I reckon we're in an 'either/or' situation with Vucinic and Adebayor and I wouldn't be surprised if Harry wanted Adebayor more and is therefore prepared to delay any Vucinic deal until that's sorted.

I hope I'm wrong as I'd love to sign both, but I think we may be waiting a little longer.

Also we STILL haven't sold anybody!

5 Mil for O'Hara not registar on your cash till then?

 

[Yid-ol]

Paraguay are in the final of the Copa America and haven't won a single game.

so what you are trying to say is... we can win the Copa America mg: WOhooo go us!