The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 21st August 2015

[bomberH]

Almost blasphemy on Peanut there bro.
The definitive ITK for the last 5 years or so. Took POTL to school.
And that is ITK

I remember peanut. He and Roger Morgan were my personal favourites from yesteryear. And Ben of course. But nothing can stop me making a joke about chunky peanut butter particularly when I had 4 slices of bread with that on it 5 minutes beforehand.

 

[Spurger King]

Almost blasphemy on Peanut there bro.
The definitive ITK for the last 5 years or so. Took POTL to school.
And that is ITK

Then vanished. I guess some end up out of the loop (such as the almighty Val), some get moved on, some reach more high profile positions that aren't worth risking, and others possibly operate as PR spin merchants.

 

[mw828]

Peanut was my favorite itk

Tbh, this Berahino story is getting pretty confusing. All the non-spurs folks out there don't believe a deal is on at all.

 

[jedimonkey]

ITK in the 90s? Who had the internet back then? I had a 36k modem and spent 5min trying to load "imagery" on my 15" 50kg monitor. My life would be so different now if I had known Jason Dozzell and Stuart Nethercott were about to sign. FFS.

Nethercott was one of our youth players. And Dozzell was all over Clubcalls teletext page.

Saw his debut at Brentford in a pre season friendly and he was fucking shit. Mind you I'd also seen us almost lose to Harrow Borough the week before so we weren't great anyway.

 

[Bill_Oddie]

I seem to recall Chunky has spent the past five years in Sicily, protected by an old family friend of Daniel Levy's. After Chunky shot an Arsenal ITK and the corrupt policemen protecting him in an Italian restaurant in North London, it wasn't safe for him to stay here.

Meanwhile, of course, Peanut had been killed when Dragon (for tis a she), their sister, got beaten up one too many times by her scumbag husband and Peanut drove, alone and unarmed, to confront the nasty husband, only to be brutally gunned down at a toll booth. (Rest In Peace).

Older followers will remember the scenes when Don Levy lay in hospital recovering from a violent gun attack from Arsenal ITKs and Chunky had to move him before they came to finish him off. They had, of course, earlier kidnapped The Goat - who is being trained to be the Club's most trusted insider, despite his non-human status - and tried to leverage a deal to take over Tottenham's business, wrongly believing they had killed Don Levy.

Of course, people will dispute this recollection. They'll say I'm either making it up or confusing it with some other far-fetched narrative I might have seen somewhere. But ask yourself this. If it is indeed not real, then why is Daniel Levy's business motto "I believe in America"?

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I seem to recall Chunky has spent the past five years in Sicily, protected by an old family friend of Daniel Levy's. After Chunky shot an Arsenal ITK and the corrupt policemen protecting him in an Italian restaurant in North London, it wasn't safe for him to stay here.

Meanwhile, of course, Peanut had been killed when Dragon (for tis a she), their sister, got beaten up one too many times by her scumbag husband and Peanut drove, alone and unarmed, to confront the nasty husband, only to be brutally gunned down at a toll booth. (Rest In Peace).

Older followers will remember the scenes when Don Levy lay in hospital recovering from a violent gun attack from Arsenal ITKs and Chunky had to move him before they came to finish him off. They had, of course, earlier kidnapped The Goat - who is being trained to be the Club's most trusted insider, despite his non-human status - and tried to leverage a deal to take over Tottenham's business, wrongly believing they had killed Don Levy.

Of course, people will dispute this recollection. They'll say I'm either making it up or confusing it with some other far-fetched narrative I might have seen somewhere. But ask yourself this. If it is indeed not real, then why is Daniel Levy's business motto "I believe in America"?

The Modfather has spoken.