The Daily ITK Discussion Thread 22nd May 2016

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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning all.......I find myself starting work early this morning so I thought i'd knock up a brand new thread for you all to ruin.

Yesterday's thread was a bit of a disgrace really, crisp packets and empty drinks cans all over the place, kebab containers and all sorts of litter everywhere. I even found skidmarks on the sofa you dirty bastards.

Anyway, as you all know, the last thing I would ever do is disrespect Daniel Levy, for years now i've gone out of my way to show how much I appreciate his work since taking control of our club but sometimes, in the interests of integrity, things have to be said and I take no pleasure in it........ ummm.gif

So with that in mind.......We recently didn't do a short interview and Q&A with his Levyness and these are not the answers he gave to questions we blatantly didn't ask him.

A&C: So, Daniel.......

DL: (Interrupts) Can I stop you right there........You don't call me Daniel. Only my mummy calls me that.....

A&C: Ah. I see......sorry. So what can I call you erm, Da.....Mr Levy?

DL: That'll do, Mr Levy will do. that or Your Highness.

A&C: Your Highness?

DL: Yes?

A&C: No, I meant Your Highness? As in what the fuck?

DL: (glances over to bodyguard and nods, the bodyguard immediately advances, grabs my arm and gives me a chinese burn)

A&C: (Screams like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element)

DL: So.........

A&C: Your Highness, the people at Spurs Community would love to know more about you

DL: The people at Spurs Community are ****s

A&C: Can't argue with that

DL: And you're the biggest **** of them all

A&C: Again.......

DL: OK, so what would they like to know?

A&C: Well, we have a list of questions

DL: Fire away

A&C Ok here we go.............

A&C: Your favourite TV show?

DL: Red Dwarf

A&C: (Bursts out laughing)

There now followed a short period of torture which included several chinese burns, an atomic wedgie and an extremely painful "noogie" (the rapid running of a fist back and forth over the top of ones head) oh and a finger crunch.

DL: OK, want to start again?

A&C: Yes please

DL: Fire away

A&C Your favourite TV show?

DL: Red Dwarf

At this point the whole room stopped and glared at me

A&C: (Struggling to keep a straight face) Your favourite actor?

DL: Warwick Davis

A&C: (I couldn't help myself, I threw myself to the floor, rolling around howling with laughter)

More when I get out of hospital.

Have a nice Sunday.
 

Monkey boy

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Ive been going through a real run of bad luck lately with one knock back after another so in the interest of trying to restore some good karma a small donation has been made (y)

Let's hope that's the turning point :)
 

Hoopspur

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Ive been going through a real run of bad luck lately with one knock back after another so in the interest of trying to restore some good karma a small donation has been made (y)

Let's hope that's the turning point :)
Fuck it A&C, send it back saying we don't need your kinda money round here! ;)

*Just joking. Seriously, well done!
 
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Sorry, I couldn't reply in the other thread because it got locked and archived. The point I was making was where can we actually "wish list"? We can't do that anywhere because we can only discuss in here players we are actually ITK'd to and in the player threads it is only players we are linked to?

There is nowhere now for us to say "player X" really like him…

Couldn't we just move the STWL into this section? Then we'd have a thread to discuss players we've had no ITK or no link to?

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Or even into General football maybe ?
 
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@Archibald&Crooks

Sorry, I couldn't reply in the other thread because it got locked and archived. The point I was making was where can we actually "wish list"? We can't do that anywhere because we can only discuss in here players we are actually ITK'd to and in the player threads it is only players we are linked to?

There is nowhere now for us to say "player X" really like him…

Couldn't we just move the STWL into this section? Then we'd have a thread to discuss players we've had no ITK or no link to?
They should just make a thread called General transfer shit talk thread where you can discuss whatever the fuck you want, crappy Twitter rumours and all.
 

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Well now that French cup final is over yesterday, we can expect Batman signing this week...;)
What's your opinion buddy? Do you think his statement after the game means he could stay?

"Many people advise me to leave because we had a rotten season, but that's too easy. I'm in love with this club"
 

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What's your opinion buddy? Do you think his statement after the game means he could stay?

"Many people advise me to leave because we had a rotten season, but that's too easy. I'm in love with this club"
They need to sell though 'cos they're broke ...
 

cliff jones

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I'm all for a daily in the dark or I know fook arl thread where chaos can reign

But I will still lurk here watching the debates in definition, usually between done, nearly done, almost done and will be done.

I hope the next question a&e sorry a&c will ask levy is when are you going to buy a fkin striker.
 

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They should just make a thread called General transfer shit talk thread where you can discuss whatever the fuck you want, crappy Twitter rumours and all.

Where would A&C get his sexual gratification if we all bogged off over there?
 

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Cheers Branchie (y).. That makes it a bit baffling that they (supposedly) rejected a £31mil bid from Wet Spam, though? Surely we aren't likely to go higher than that?
The state aid co-op bid £31m for Lacazette not Batshoepastry. Shame as I prefer the idea of signing Lacazette.
 
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