Morning all.......I find myself starting work early this morning so I thought i'd knock up a brand new thread for you all to ruin. Yesterday's thread was a bit of a disgrace really, crisp packets and empty drinks cans all over the place, kebab containers and all sorts of litter everywhere. I even found skidmarks on the sofa you dirty bastards. Anyway, as you all know, the last thing I would ever do is disrespect Daniel Levy, for years now i've gone out of my way to show how much I appreciate his work since taking control of our club but sometimes, in the interests of integrity, things have to be said and I take no pleasure in it........ So with that in mind.......We recently didn't do a short interview and Q&A with his Levyness and these are not the answers he gave to questions we blatantly didn't ask him. A&C: So, Daniel....... DL: (Interrupts) Can I stop you right there........You don't call me Daniel. Only my mummy calls me that..... A&C: Ah. I see......sorry. So what can I call you erm, Da.....Mr Levy? DL: That'll do, Mr Levy will do. that or Your Highness. A&C: Your Highness? DL: Yes? A&C: No, I meant Your Highness? As in what the fuck? DL: (glances over to bodyguard and nods, the bodyguard immediately advances, grabs my arm and gives me a chinese burn) A&C: (Screams like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element) DL: So......... A&C: Your Highness, the people at Spurs Community would love to know more about you DL: The people at Spurs Community are ****s A&C: Can't argue with that DL: And you're the biggest **** of them all A&C: Again....... DL: OK, so what would they like to know? A&C: Well, we have a list of questions DL: Fire away A&C Ok here we go............. A&C: Your favourite TV show? DL: Red Dwarf A&C: (Bursts out laughing) There now followed a short period of torture which included several chinese burns, an atomic wedgie and an extremely painful "noogie" (the rapid running of a fist back and forth over the top of ones head) oh and a finger crunch. DL: OK, want to start again? A&C: Yes please DL: Fire away A&C Your favourite TV show? DL: Red Dwarf At this point the whole room stopped and glared at me A&C: (Struggling to keep a straight face) Your favourite actor? DL: Warwick Davis A&C: (I couldn't help myself, I threw myself to the floor, rolling around howling with laughter) More when I get out of hospital. Have a nice Sunday.