The Daily ITK Discussion Thread 22nd May 2016

Discussion in 'The January 2016 Transfer Rumours Archive' started by Archibald&Crooks, May 22, 2016.

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  1. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    Morning all.......I find myself starting work early this morning so I thought i'd knock up a brand new thread for you all to ruin.

    Yesterday's thread was a bit of a disgrace really, crisp packets and empty drinks cans all over the place, kebab containers and all sorts of litter everywhere. I even found skidmarks on the sofa you dirty bastards.

    Anyway, as you all know, the last thing I would ever do is disrespect Daniel Levy, for years now i've gone out of my way to show how much I appreciate his work since taking control of our club but sometimes, in the interests of integrity, things have to be said and I take no pleasure in it........ ummm.gif

    So with that in mind.......We recently didn't do a short interview and Q&A with his Levyness and these are not the answers he gave to questions we blatantly didn't ask him.

    A&C: So, Daniel.......

    DL: (Interrupts) Can I stop you right there........You don't call me Daniel. Only my mummy calls me that.....

    A&C: Ah. I see......sorry. So what can I call you erm, Da.....Mr Levy?

    DL: That'll do, Mr Levy will do. that or Your Highness.

    A&C: Your Highness?

    DL: Yes?

    A&C: No, I meant Your Highness? As in what the fuck?

    DL: (glances over to bodyguard and nods, the bodyguard immediately advances, grabs my arm and gives me a chinese burn)

    A&C: (Screams like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element)

    DL: So.........

    A&C: Your Highness, the people at Spurs Community would love to know more about you

    DL: The people at Spurs Community are ****s

    A&C: Can't argue with that

    DL: And you're the biggest **** of them all

    A&C: Again.......

    DL: OK, so what would they like to know?

    A&C: Well, we have a list of questions

    DL: Fire away

    A&C Ok here we go.............

    A&C: Your favourite TV show?

    DL: Red Dwarf

    A&C: (Bursts out laughing)

    There now followed a short period of torture which included several chinese burns, an atomic wedgie and an extremely painful "noogie" (the rapid running of a fist back and forth over the top of ones head) oh and a finger crunch.

    DL: OK, want to start again?

    A&C: Yes please

    DL: Fire away

    A&C Your favourite TV show?

    DL: Red Dwarf

    At this point the whole room stopped and glared at me

    A&C: (Struggling to keep a straight face) Your favourite actor?

    DL: Warwick Davis

    A&C: (I couldn't help myself, I threw myself to the floor, rolling around howling with laughter)

    More when I get out of hospital.

    Have a nice Sunday.
     
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  2. Everlasting Seconds

    Everlasting Seconds Well-Known Member

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    Warwick Davis? Fudge, we are signing Harry Goddardn Potter.
     
  3. Japhet

    Japhet Well-Known Member

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    Is Phil Holder coming out of retirement? (That joke is probably too old for most)
     
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  4. mark_2017

    mark_2017 Well-Known Member

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    The fucks wrong with Red Dwarf?
     
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    Monkey boy Well-Known Member

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    Ive been going through a real run of bad luck lately with one knock back after another so in the interest of trying to restore some good karma a small donation has been made (y)

    Let's hope that's the turning point :)
     
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  6. Hoopspur

    Hoopspur Sometimes I wonder why I bother

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    Fuck it A&C, send it back saying we don't need your kinda money round here! ;)

    *Just joking. Seriously, well done!
     
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  7. luptic

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    Hopefully we get some more positive ITK this week, with Arsenal starting their summer recruitment we really need to step up ours.
     
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  8. coopsieyid

    coopsieyid Well-Known Member

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    Supporters need to stop thinking about Arseanal :cautious::whistle:;)
     
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  9. Bus-Conductor

    Bus-Conductor SC Supporter

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    @Archibald&Crooks

    Sorry, I couldn't reply in the other thread because it got locked and archived. The point I was making was where can we actually "wish list"? We can't do that anywhere because we can only discuss in here players we are actually ITK'd to and in the player threads it is only players we are linked to?

    There is nowhere now for us to say "player X" really like him…

    Couldn't we just move the STWL into this section? Then we'd have a thread to discuss players we've had no ITK or no link to?

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    Or even into General football maybe ?
     
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  10. Gbspurs

    Gbspurs Gatekeeper for debates, King of the plonkers

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    They should just make a thread called General transfer shit talk thread where you can discuss whatever the fuck you want, crappy Twitter rumours and all.
     
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  11. arunspurs

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    Well now that French cup final is over yesterday, we can expect Batman signing this week...;)
     
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  12. coopsieyid

    coopsieyid Well-Known Member

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    What's your opinion buddy? Do you think his statement after the game means he could stay?

    "Many people advise me to leave because we had a rotten season, but that's too easy. I'm in love with this club"
     
  13. branchie

    branchie Well-Known Member

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    They need to sell though 'cos they're broke ...
     
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  14. cliff jones

    cliff jones Well-Known Member

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    I'm all for a daily in the dark or I know fook arl thread where chaos can reign

    But I will still lurk here watching the debates in definition, usually between done, nearly done, almost done and will be done.

    I hope the next question a&e sorry a&c will ask levy is when are you going to buy a fkin striker.
     
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  15. coopsieyid

    coopsieyid Well-Known Member

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    Cheers Branchie (y).. That makes it a bit baffling that they (supposedly) rejected a £31mil bid from Wet Spam, though? Surely we aren't likely to go higher than that?
     
  16. Stoof

    Stoof Immortal Hero of the Transfer and ITK Forums Staff

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    Tried it. Doesn't work. Causes death to the forum
     
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    Where would A&C get his sexual gratification if we all bogged off over there?
     
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    August is also after French cup final... :(
     
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    The state aid co-op bid £31m for Lacazette not Batshoepastry. Shame as I prefer the idea of signing Lacazette.
     
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