The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 23rd July

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Morning all. It's been quiet so nothing to report i'm afraid. Well, other than an outbreak of arguing over spelling.

Predictions for this week's ITK..............

One good day one bad day
Lloris is close
Ade to be announced on this day or that day



Oh and rather than respond to every PM I get on the subject, the songs/stories etc will be back soon. Ish.

Sorry.

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[Bizness]

RO updated with Dragon1's hotel snippets.

Didn't post this one though...

also met ex notts county chairman there one who signed sven and got duped by arabs,said c**tbell proper nob,was overweight when signed got kicked about v morcambe in first game and decided wernt for him,said sven was a gent took no money once they were in bother and stuck about until they found a buyer,said things were exagerated theyt were 3million in debt by end,he said all c**tbell wanted to do was screw every bird at the club,arabs produced fraudulent letter from london merchant bank saying they had 50million

 

[rawhide]

Is it still the weekend? Can I go back to sleep then & not worry about work?

Thanks A&C

Edit: now the title's changed, my post makes no sense.

 

[Woland]

So we're signing Leandro, and looking to cover Lennon/Bale.
No word on Moutinho, we're not signing Berbatov, Llorente, and dragon1 is personally counselling Jernaine Jenas, who is defo staying.
That in a nutshell

 

[LeSoupeKitchen]

Surprised Jenas and AvB didn't tell him to f*** off tbh! Unless dragon1 is a scout/coaching staff.

 

[Woland]

I was thinking the same, wondering what Jenas said to d1 after his motivational speech.

Oh, and dragon1 is a he.

 

[cozzo]

Dragon seems to have a tad bit too much to say, I suspect that might be the last time he goes to the hotel.

 

[nickspurs]

RO updated with Dragon1's hotel snippets.

Didn't post this one though...

Good work the Biz

 

[JKendall13]

Correct me if I'm wrong but my understanding of Dragon's ITK was basically that he mugged off Jenas to his face by saying he doesn't have enough heart to play for the club. Or am I missing something here?

 

[etchedchaos]

Surprised Jenas and AvB didn't tell him to f*** off tbh! Unless dragon1 is a scout/coaching staff.

AVB wouldn't stand for receiving reports in the language Dragon uses, he'd be fired on the spot no doubt.

'What is, 'wernt gd egh fr sprs, fking slow fker.' You're not worth employment, leave my sight.'

 

[wakey99999]

So JJ has told @SCITK that was a great update, I can only assume it was the last one from Dragon. Can't copy however as on iPad

 

[DJS]

I know Bizzness said not to moan about the spelling but fuck me reading Dragon's ITK got me depressed about the education standards in this country lol.

I couldn't actually understand the first few sentences about VDV?

Very interesting how he seemed to have been able to slag off Jenas - mind you going by how he plays Jenas is probably such a pussy he wouldn't have the guts to say anything back.

 

[DJS]

Jenas when he comes back this summer:

"Mr Parker, can I have my no.8 shirt back please, sir?"

Parker:

"NO IT MINE!"

Jenas:

Spoiler

 

[Sum Monsterism]

does seem a bit weird to tell jenas he's not got the mentality... and I'm at odds over AVB "going quiet" over being told Leandro is "too slow"... otherwise, some nice itk. Wish I could afford to hang out with players in a bar. How the other half (or top 5%) live...

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

RO updated with Dragon1's hotel snippets.

Didn't post this one though...

Sounds a load of shit to me... Campbell wanting to screw birds?! Pull the other one.

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

I don't want to moan about the spelling re: Dragon's ITK but one bit.

Jenas definitely "toy" staying? Should that be he's not staying, or he is staying?

 

[yozza]

All very interesting stuff from Dragon.
Got a feeling we may have no choice with Jenas as not many teams will be overly excited about signing him.

 

[bungle4]

I don't want to moan about the spelling re: Dragon's ITK but one bit.

Jenas definitely "toy" staying? Should that be he's not staying, or he is staying?

"Jenas is define toy staying"

define toy = definitely on predictive/corrective text. So he is staying.

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

"Jenas is define toy staying"

define toy = definitely on predictive/corrective text. So he is staying.

Ah, crap...

 

[Colonel Dax]

Bit disappointed Jenas is staying. IMO he isn't good enough for us. Not even as a squad member.