The Daily ITK Discussion Thread 24th July

[eddiev14]

I feel like hoping for Martial but getting Darren Anderton feeding giraffes is the perfect metaphor for this transfer window.

 

[yiddopaul]

Don't do it to yourselves, fellow fans.

 

[ardiles&villa]

Don't do it to yourselves, fellow fans.

This. We all know how this ends.

 

[Roynie]

I hope its martial but i still dont see it

Can I please have my Blackout glasses back, I need to go to bed now!

 

[JW_Spur]

Martial would be an incredible signing that we all want but I think Kovacic is the dream CM that we really need.

 

[leemason2302]

Falcao goodnight..

 

[gavspur]

With Man Utd’s stance, I can’t see it being Martial. I’m still going with Zaha, Grealish, and A.N.Other.

Dream would be Bale, Kovacic, and Grealish.

I’d take any of those situations right now tho.

 

[ostrov]

Fasten your seatbelts for fireworks of, if it happens, a good kind. Too much plausible to say more. I would be kind of brave, but see what happens when I attempt to be. Call it playing poker to get what you want in 3 fronts. If it happens then I will salute the bald eagle.

It better be really good or one of your personal itk fans in Kazakhstan (whom I know) will be very disappointed.

 

[Matspur17]

So it has gone from this window being a complete fuck up to potentially incredible in a matter of days. Whatever happens I am having a fantastic time reading the ITK this window.

 

[aussiespursguy]

It better be really good or one of your personal itk fans in Kazakhstan (whom I know) will be very disappointed.

Borat?

 

[alexis]

Kovacic ?

Don’t go there

 

[ackie]

Don't do it to yourselves, fellow fans.

But the funny thing is we are bound to buy at least one player before the closing of TW. So everyday we are a day closer. Get my drift...

 

[lol]

Don't do it to yourselves, fellow fans.

Good to hear but its the same story every window. Great promise at first then nothing gets done, then towards the end we get a 2nd wind because levy knows he needs to do something. Itk gets exciting because levy attempting some last ditch offers. Teams know we are desperate, probably calls for a worse deal from us. Levy reckons its too much. Either nothing or sissoko happens.

Happened way too many time guys. I appreciate the itks and i know they pass on info on good faith. But honestly wont get excited anymore unless they hold up the shirt. Been disappointed too many times

 

[BC87X]

That last snippet of ITK sounds terrifying.

Having Levy play any sort of similar game to poker, where bluffing is a instrumental part especially in a all-in scenario should be a nightmare for everyone. Everyone likes fireworks when done safely, not recklessly where you end up with blown off fingers and loss of sight.

I pray it doesn't blow up in our face.

 

[NinjaTuna]

I can't wait for this all to blow up in our faces

 

[shelfmonkey]

Fireworks huh!?

 

[Col_M]

I bet Levy has wangled Martial plus use of Old Trafford as a northern Home Ground until NWHL is finished.

 

[shelfmonkey]

I bet Levy has wangled Martial plus use of Old Trafford as a northern Home Ground until NWHL is finished.

Or Woodward has finally caved in and Levy's got the smug grin, the Havana cigar on and Woodward contentedly sucking on his secretary slayer.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

If they are supposed to be "itk" and then everything they claim to know is Horseshit why can't they be pulled up on it ?

Borat?

Borat's sister?

 

[VegasII]

My wife and children don’t recognise me because of this window

You haven't started wearing a gilet, have you?