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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 24th May 2012

Archibald&Crooks

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Welcome to all ITK addicts, may your habit continue to give you your jollies and may your donations to the site reflect that. That's what they call a 'heavy hint', do I need to be more blatant? Yes? OK then........without your donations, this site would be in deep schtuck. Why not click on the link at the bottom of this post and part with the cost of a gallon of petrol? Whatsthat? You're not flipping millionaires? OK then, the cost of a portion of chips then. No matter what the amount, we're grateful for every sheckel, thank you.​
Had to laugh when I read that Chelsea are going to honour Didier Drogba by retiring the stretcher........​
A pretty quiet ITK day yesterday i'm afraid so this is going to be short and sweet. It all started with several machine gun posts in quickfire style...........
wpd659 said:
Gomes is injured atm so if we do extend his contract we wont be able to get rid till january at the earlyiest! I was told gomes should be off this summer as he wants to play but cudicini might go.
We have 4 Gk's we have been lookin at all year 3 young and upcoming and 1 exstablished prem keeper. Button is rated very highly by tony parks so might be in the squad next year.​
King will sign a new deal.​
Nelson is 50/50 to have his deal extended depends on gallas. And the rest are on the list to be moved on if we can get them clubs.​
Was told this all last week.​
Gd news i was told last nite is levy's meeting with ajax went well and has nearly agreed the deal for vertonghen just sortin out how long the payments will be payed over and other little things. I wasnt told when it will be sorted thou.​
And also i was told remy's agent wants to wait till after the euros to agree any deal.​
My m8 was told levy was also talking to a brazilian players agent in holland the same day.​
wpd659 said:
Sorry forgot to add saha will stay if we cant get in 2 new strikers adebayor being one of the two.​
And also an update on scott parker. He still is struggleing with his ankle but hodgson wants him to go so does parker but HR and our medical staff are worried if he does go he will come back alot worse and will miss first month of the season. So he will have tests today to see if it has healed enough to be ok.​
wpd659 said:
Just spoke to my m8 and he was told the meeting between levy and the brazilian agent went very well! He said he cant name the player Just yet! but it is a player we have been linked with alot! So im hoping damaio!​
wpd659 said:
The problem with the deal as my ITK understands is we want to pay a tiny amount upfront and the rest over 2/3 years and ajax want most of the money upfront and the rest over 2 years and also some stuff about bonus payments but they are coming closer in negoating every day! It is nearly done but just needs to be ironed out could take abit yet or could be done today! Depends on DL willing to pay more money upfront and/or ajax lowering there inital fee!​
I'll let you know what I think of it when i've finished reading it but early reports reckon that ITV have decided to buy the rights and make a mini-series.​
Then we had a cryptic​
Storts said:
De wind was een stortvloed van duisternis onder de stormachtige bomen, was De maan een spookachtig galjoen
gegooide op bewolkte zeeën, De weg was een lint van maanlicht over de purpere heide En de struikrover kwam
rijden— Reed—reed— De struikrover kwam rijden, tot de oude herberg-deur.

Maybe not this window, but a clear favourite of ours in the future.


This is a dutch translation of the highwayman by Alfred Noyes
Sensible solutions were few and far between but we think we're on the right lines when we say its a Dutch player.

I rang the wife from the pub last night and said 'why don't you put on one of those fairy tale costumes, i'll be home soon'......I staggered in a couple of hours later and said 'fuck me, I didn't mean one of the three bears'

And in other news.........I said to this girl the other day, 'don't be alarmed love, but the tag is still attached to the back of your bikini' She screamed 'security!' I said 'no love its the price tag' She screamed again 'Security, get this pervert out of my cubicle'

Fin.
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Insomnia

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Nice one A & C, on a side note it's been revealed this morning that John Terry didn't actually shag Wayne Bridge's missus last year after all. He just took the credit for it
 

tRiKS

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No ITK perspecticve since the 20m Euro bid was reportedly turned down for Diamao late yesterday then.
 

JUSTINSIGNAL

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How long before we get a "it's gone eerily quiet" comment?

or

Someone stumbes across the wiki page of a potential signing that has been amended to say they've signed? Then they post on here fapping their brains out?

:rolleyes:
 

Archibald&Crooks

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No ITK perspecticve since the 20m Euro bid was reportedly turned down for Diamao late yesterday then.
Option A: There's nothing in the RO which suggests not
Option B: Yes, everyone has seen it but we decided to play a trick on you

Are you a betting man? ;)
 

wpd659

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I'll let you know what I think of it when i've finished reading it but early reports reckon that ITV have decided to buy the rights and make a mini-series.

Any money ITV offer for the mini series will be dontated to the site! Lol

Great roundup btw!

I doubt any signings today thou. Unless levy has a sudden rush of blood away from his brain and decides to meet ajax vaulation without any negotiating! Lol
 

degoose

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looks like kalou is about to be released from his contract at chelsea, i'm expecting lots of supposed ITK gossip soon.
 
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