The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 26 July 2011

[Archibald&Crooks]

Happy Tuesday ITK'ers! Not much to bring you this morning but i've heard that channel 4 are making a new program where chav's cook meals for each other............it's called scum dine with me

An old friend finally broke wind yesterday when HH said..........

Where: COYS
When: 25 July

Can confirm we have bids in for 3 players, and as Cher would say 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

2 strikers both have been mentioned before, not blue and yellow as far as I can make out, and a Central defender, and from what I understand we have been looking for cover at both full backs, but nothing on the radar.

Then POTL

When: 25/07/11
Where: COYS
Medical at Reading this afternoon. Will be a Reading player by the end of the day.
One year deal- no option to buy at the end of it.
Purely for experience- with the hope he comes back to us for next season ready to compete.
Let the fun begin- merry-go-round has started at WHL.

Reading? Blue? We've half solved it!

In order to save some of you posting the usual, boring, repetative and nothing 'early thread' comments, i've decided to make them for you, save you the bother. You know who you are.

Poster A: This is the week

Poster B: Something will happen today

Poster C: Good morning guys

Poster D: It will be a good week

Poster E: This window is depressing

Poster F: I'm so pissed off

:roll:

A NOTE ON CRYPTICS: We've recently had a small number of complaints about cryptics. It seems a handful of you hate them.

Please be assured that we are treating these very seriously, have taken on board your concerns and will be sitting under the shade of an oak tree with Boy George, a song sung in French :wink:

No guessing games required as this is not ITK. It's a sad indictment of the population of this thread these days that I even had to type that disclaimer.

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[Dr Know]

Poster G: What a loverly morning, thanks again SC for all the hard work you guys put in to make this place the best Spurs forum out there. You hard work is greatly appreciated :bowdown:

 

[rawhide]

Poster G: What a loverly morning, thanks again SC for all the hard work you guys put in to make this place the best Spurs forum out there. You hard work is greatly appreciated :bowdown:

Ass kisser!:wink:

Just because you're right...

 

[ackie]

Today, i'm B A D
B - Something will happen today
A - This is the week
D - It will be a good week

Cheerio...

 

[lifeof...]

That sounds a bit like a Life a Brian moment A&C:grin:

A&C :”we are treating these very seriously, have taken on board your concerns and will be sitting under the shade of an oak tree with Boy George, a song sung in French.”
SC Poster: What were they called?
A&C: What!?
SC Poster: What were their names?
A&C: I don't know. ANWAY.. he gave a song sung in French.
ANOTHER SC Poster: You don't know?!
A&C: Well, it doesn't matter!
SC Poster: He doesn't know what they were called!
A&C: Oh, ok then, they were called 'Blue' and 'Yellow'. Now--
SC Poster: Oh! You said you didn't know!
A&C: It really doesn't matter. The point is there were --
SC Poster: oh! He's making it up as he goes along!

 

[rawhide]

That sounds a bit like a Life a Brian moment A&C:grin:

A&C :”we are treating these very seriously, have taken on board your concerns and will be sitting under the shade of an oak tree with Boy George, a song sung in French.”
SC Poster: What were they called?
A&C: What!?
SC Poster: What were their names?
A&C: I don't know. ANWAY.. he gave a song sung in French.
ANOTHER SC Poster: You don't know?!
A&C: Well, it doesn't matter!
SC Poster: He doesn't know what they were called!
A&C: Oh, ok then, they were called 'Blue' and 'Yellow'. Now--
SC Poster: Oh! You said you didn't know!
A&C: It really doesn't matter. The point is there were --
SC Poster: oh! He's making it up as he goes along!

Stone him!

Or should it be:

Harry's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

 

[kazzah9]

Not making any judgements until the transfer window closes :-|

 

[#1 Spur]

Today is the day.

Though it might not be.

 

[Kalim]

Another day, another 30 check ups to see whats happening.....lets hope its not another day of frustration.

 

[luptic]

Today isn't the today either. Good to see some old faces linked with a move to us. Won't belong until the charlton Cole rumours start.

 

[andyp8080]

i am poster E

but hoping some decent ITK today can change this!

 

[yozza]

Thanks for the round up A&C.

 

[rawhide]

I think we've had a spate of SC suicides following yesterday's deep depression - its awfully quiet on here this morning...

 

[Twizzle]

would love to see some outgoings, which means we will soon see some incomings

 

[BringBack_leGin]

No suicides, I killed everyone. Cheers

 

[kendal]

interesting to see the title odds this morning...usual suspects and then .....
Scum 7/1
Liverpool 10/1
Spurs 50/1

its amazing what a few mediocre signings for liverpool do for the perceived success of a team. Spend loads of money does not guarantee success...but the media think otherwise

 

[talkshowhost86]

I think this snippet from the BBC transfer rumours page shows what we're up against in terms of offloading players...

Aston Villa manager Alex McLeish is keen to sign Spurs defender Alan Hutton, but must fund the move by selling defenders Habib Beye, Luke Young and Carlos Cuellar.

So before we can even sell our 'deadwood' we have to wait for Villa to sell such titanic players as Habib Beye? Gah!

 

[Hoddle_Ledge]

Our odds will be 10/1 when we sell Crouch.

 

[Locotoro]

interesting to see the title odds this morning...usual suspects and then .....
Scum 7/1
Liverpool 10/1
Spurs 50/1

its amazing what a few mediocre signings for liverpool do for the perceived success of a team. Spend loads of money does not guarantee success...but the media think otherwise

If you look at any of their signings I doubt that any of them would be first choice in our team with exception of Suarez.

 

[Lilbaz]

Even JD is getting cryptic.

Another day with new opportunities. God always has a plan. JD

From his twitter (can we post that in here?).