The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 26th August 2015

[ParkySpur]

Love a good old fashioned marriage. i get up at 6 every morning to make sure the misses gets out to work.

I also get up at 6 - make her breakfast, a flask of tea and her lunch. She only gets it once she has sucked my cock and said "Thank you Sir"

This is all true.

Apart from the Thank you Sir bit.

And the blow job bit.

 

[jordibwoy]

So apparently Berahino has unfollowed WBA AND Rudi Voller has confirmed we're in talks with Heung Min Son

 

[SlunkSoma]

Berahino unfollowing WBA is hilarious. I like to think he petulantly did it, like when you delete a girls number when she doesn't text you back.

 

[TEESSIDE1]

Ok rudi Völler, some kind of manager at leverkusen, confirmed they are in advanced talks with us but nothing done and they want to do a deal on their terms

Good luck with that, see you on deadline day

He's their sporting director and a footballing legend.

At least the rumours appear to be true... especially with them fluctuating from it's close to no interest.

 

[ParkySpur]

Wait. Do you not know who Rudi Voller is? Or do you not realize he's their equivalent of Levy......but it would be a better comparison to say he's an American GM in the NFL. He's really important either way

I'm hoping it's the latter. That would make me feel old otherwise.

 

[kdem]

Expecting us to do a deal on their terms? The quoted fee is more than they'd get from anyone else, that's for sure 30M euro for Son is a coup for Leverkusen, especially since they have his replacement already in the squad.

They're playing hardball because they know we're in a tight spot, much like WBA. I think Levy will ensure we get our men in the end - at least the critical ones - but damn do I hate feeling like the other club has all the leverage.

 

[monkeynick]

If the son deal doesn't materialise I'm going over to Germany to flob in Vollers hair

 

[ParkySpur]

If the son deal doesn't materialise I'm going over to Germany to flob in Vollers hair

Frank, is that you?

 

[monkeynick]

Berahino unfollowing WBA is hilarious. I like to think he petulantly did it, like when you delete a girls number when she doesn't text you back.

Great isn't it? We are trying to get rid of Ade but desperate to get in a pre pubescent version

 

[EJWTartanSpur]

Suddenly its all become very clear and simple to me now. By tomorrow......

Son to Chelsea Willian style
Illarramendi to Spurs ( reverse Willian )
Berahino new contract WBA re-follows on Twitter
Pato to Stoke
Embolo to Stoke
N'Jie to Stoke

 

[felmani26]

So apparently Berahino has unfollowed WBA AND Rudi Voller has confirmed we're in talks with Heung Min Son

Didn't Schneiderlin do the same last summer?

 

[Matthew]

Everyone got their razors at hand, when jj comes in and poopoo's this later tonight?

 

[Matthew]

Berahino unfollowing WBA is hilarious. I like to think he petulantly did it, like when you delete a girls number when she doesn't text you back.

SSN are ridiculous this was breaking news on their ticker haha

 

[felmani26]

SSN are ridiculous this was breaking news on their ticker haha

SSN are ridiculous, period!

 

[CornerPinDreamer]

SSN are ridiculous period
The leap like tortoise at grand national
their face is bright like beer face

 

[robertgoulet]

Didn't Schneiderlin do the same last summer?

I think he just ripped Southampton on Twitter, never unfollowed. If he would have we would have him for sure.

 

[ShaunL84]

Schneiderlin followed us on twitter last summer

 

[the yid]

Berahino unfollowing WBA is hilarious. I like to think he petulantly did it, like when you delete a girls number when she doesn't text you back.

She was probably a lesbian

 

[Farms14]

Expecting us to do a deal on their terms? The quoted fee is more than they'd get from anyone else, that's for sure 30M euro for Son is a coup for Leverkusen, especially since they have his replacement already in the squad.

They're playing hardball because they know we're in a tight spot, much like WBA. I think Levy will ensure we get our men in the end - at least the critical ones - but damn do I hate feeling like the other club has all the leverage.

What makes you think they are playing hardball? Nothing indicates this. Even Voller said they are hoping to do a deal. Yes he says on their terms but that is not playing hardball that is acting in the best interest of your club.

This actually seems this could be one of our more straight forward transfers for us.

 

[theShiznit]

Everyone got their razors at hand, when jj comes in and poopoo's this later tonight?

Some people are into that.

So swap razors for tissues...

And on the old Social media front didn't Bolasie favourite a tweet where he was linked to us earlier in the summer.
Wouldn't mind it done on our terms. Our terms being no thanks.