The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 26th August 2017

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Archibald&Crooks

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Good morning.

It has been brought to our attention that Daniel Levy's offices, located in a Portakabin in the building site of the new stadium has been trashed by vandals. The CCTV floating around on Youtube shows an unidentified but very bald and very very short man receiving an alert on his mobile that the transfer window might be shortened and going berserk, ripping up files, smashing furniture and settling light to his secretaries tits. He was also filmed writing furiously on a sheet of A4 paper and holding it up to the CCTV where it reads "Fuck you lot, you ****s, it'll never happen, lots of love DL"

Police refused to comment, which is hardly surprising given that the same day an anonymous donation was made to the rozzers 'beat a confession out of a perp' foundation and pictures surfaced of the Chief Inspector shaking hands with a very short hooded man stood on a box.

SC has since learned that they are now looking for 7ft tall man with lustrous hair to help them with their enquiries.

One last thing........

None of the above is cryptic or has hidden meaning before some genius starts spamming us all with magical solutions. You didn't even get the last one yet.
 

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Ok so A&C's had enough and I don't really blame him. The amount of work that goes into this thread is ridiculous and it's unsustainable if people don't make an effort to stick to the rules.

I've moved this back and reopened it but I certainly don't have time to moderate this to the level A&C did. What that means is we're leaving you to it in here. Depending on who's around, the rules might or might not be enforced. I also don't have time to mess around removing access to here for breaking the rules and entering into incessant discussions on why you should get your access back. If you break the rules, we'll just hit the ban button and you'll lose access to the whole site.


This is the latest ITK we have to discuss:


  • Jadon Sancho - According to @Hercules it's all but done, we're just waiting for City to stop being twats
  • Juan Foyth - On his way to England after playing his last game. Expected to sign/be announced Monday-ish according to this Sportwitness news article. Hairdresser ITK from @L-man claims that he's a "Tottenham player"
  • Serge Aurier - He's clear of all the legal issues and unless another past-crime pops up or he snakes us and decides to move to another club, he's essentially ours according to @Hercules. @JJetset says that he's not done.. yet, which IMO seems fairly positive.
  • Ross Barkley - Still negotiating with Everton. Seems very likely and the deal could be completed before deadline day according to @Trix
  • Ryan Sessengnon - Seemingly not going to happen. I forget who posted this info.
  • Martial - not going to happen; United don't want to sell him according to @Trix
  • Also there's a player, currently nameless on the cards who @Trix believes would be a "superb buy"
I think I have that right, but I may have missed something or other.

 
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Ok so A&C's had enough and I don't really blame him. The amount of work that goes into this thread is ridiculous and it's unsustainable if people don't make an effort to stick to the rules.

I've moved this back and reopened it but I certainly don't have time to moderate this to the level A&C did. What that means is we're leaving you to it in here. Depending on who's around, the rules might or might not be enforced. I also don't have time to mess around removing access to here for breaking the rules and entering into incessant discussions on why you should get your access back. If you break the rules, we'll just hit the ban button and you'll lose access to the whole site.
Why don't you just have an 'ITK Banter' thread and let people shoot-the-shit in there all day long and keep this thread for super, super strict itk discussion only?

The puppies are always gonna wanna play.
 

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Why don't you just have an 'ITK Banter' thread and let people shoot-the-shit in there all day long and keep this thread for super, super strict itk discussion only?

The puppies are always gonna wanna play.
Puppies playing has always been fine in here, it's the ****'s ****ing that has become the problem.

I for one am gutted about the way this has taken a turn and I'm going to miss @Archibald&Crooks unique style of modding
 

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So let's review...

Missed all the fun again, in a brighter note Aurier appears to be done aside from a permit. It's all coming together !
Not ITK discussion but at least it's about a signing.

Great news about aurier.

Likewise.


Why don't you just have an 'ITK Banter' thread and let people shoot-the-shit in there all day long and keep this thread for super, super strict itk discussion only?

The puppies are always gonna wanna play.

Discussion about the ITK discussion doesn't belong here either.


Puppies playing has always been fine in here, it's the ****'s ****ing that has become the problem.

I for one am gutted about the way this has taken a turn and I'm going to miss @Archibald&Crooks unique style of modding
Likewise.

It would be nice to get some ITK on Lamela!
Just no.

http://www.spurscommunity.co.uk/index.php?threads/the-rules.104284/

Rumor has it there is a cryptic in here. You have to read the whole thing though as it's easy to miss!
Making crap jokes.


Not a very good start!
 

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So JJ reporting it's not done... yet. Been seeing a lot of confusion in the media about whether the fee is 23m GBP or euro. Wonder if that might signal some agreements with PSG left to be made
 

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So regardingng ITK and signings this week we have;

  • Jadon Sancho - According to @Hercules it's all but done, we're just waiting for City to stop being twats
  • Juan Foyth - On his way to England after playing his last game. Expected to sign/be announced Monday-ish according to this Sportwitness news article. Hairdresser ITK from @L-man claims that he's a "Tottenham player"
  • Serge Aurier - He's clear of all the legal issues and unless another past-crime pops up or he snakes us and decides to move to another club, he's essentially ours according to @Hercules. @JJetset says that he's not done.. yet, which IMO seems fairly positive.
  • Ross Barkley - Still negotiating with Everton. Seems very likely and the deal could be completed before deadline day according to @Trix
  • Ryan Sessengnon - Seemingly not going to happen. I forget who posted this info.
  • Martial - not going to happen; United don't want to sell him according to @Trix
  • Also there's a player, currently nameless on the cards who @Trix believes would be a "superb buy"
I think I have that right, but I may have missed something or other.
 
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So regardingng ITK and signings this week we have;

  • Jadon Sancho - According to @Hercules it's all but done, we're just waiting for City to stop being twats
  • Juan Foyth - On his way to England after playing his last game. Expected to sign/be announced Monday-ish according to this Sportwitness news article. Hairdresser ITK from @L-man claims that he's a "Tottenham player"
  • Serge Aurier - He's clear of all the legal issues and unless another past-crime pops up or he snakes us and decides to move to another club, he's essentially ours according to @Hercules. @JJetset says that he's not done.. yet, which IMO seems fairly positive.
  • Ross Barkley - Still negotiating with Everton. Seems very likely and the deal could be completed before deadline day according to @Trix
  • Ryan Sessengnon - Seemingly not going to happen. I forget who posted this info.
  • Martial - not going to happen; United don't want to sell him according to @Trix
  • Keith Balde Diao - Not coming to us according to BEN.
  • Also there's a player, currently nameless on the cards who @Trix believes would be a "superb buy"
I think I have that right, but I may have missed something or other.
Shame about Sessegnon, I thought the last ITK was positive and we where going to get him. Must have missed the negative one.

Excellent post by the way.

Edit: seems he wants to come and we want him but Fulham ain't budging on price as per below from Hercules.

Not so sure as his club won't budge. Things can change though.
 
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