The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 27th January 2016

[Stoof]

Sorted that for you. Don't feel bad. It happens to everyone.

And by "Watch it!", I mean the video I've PM'd you.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Sorted that for you. Don't feel bad. It happens to everyone.

It was discovered behind Uranus

 

[fatpiranha]

That's some penis if it's length is measured in years.

Depends. If in light years it is quite extraordinary but if in mayfly years not so much .

 

[TheChosenOne]

If doubt if Vetonghen would like it if 'Scratchy Torres' came to us.

Bit of history there, DNA under the fingernails.

What's the 'Spam rating for ? it is a statement of fact. Torres scratched Vertonghen. Fact not flipping spam, Gombeen.

 

[PMS]

What's the 'Spam rating for ? it is a statement of fact. Torres scratched Vertonghen. Fact not flipping spam, Gombeen.

Acne issues.

 

[Hoddtastic72]

That's some penis if it's length is measured in years.

Depends on whether Metric or Imperial units of measurement are used

 

[moomin]

TO MY BOY ANDROS. THANKS. 16 YEARS IS A LONG TIME. ALMOST AS LONG AS MY PENIS.

I knew you Brits had fucky units of measurement, but can someone translate how big a 16-year long penis is to American for me?

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

I knew you Brits had fucky units of measurement, but can someone translate how big a 16-year long penis is to American for me?

24 grits

 

[Wellspurs]

I knew you Brits had fucky units of measurement, but can someone translate how big a 16-year long penis is to American for me?

It's known in the US as a "Trump"

 

[Parkie]

I knew you Brits had fucky units of measurement, but can someone translate how big a 16-year long penis is to American for me?

First, measure your ear, y'all. Then multiply by 16.

Quite common on this side of the pond. In fact, 16 is considered somewhat of a tiddler.

 

[Spurger King]

I knew you Brits had fucky units of measurement, but can someone translate how big a 16-year long penis is to American for me?

It's simple. Just do the maths.

 

[TheChosenOne]

fuck me pink - along comes another one

Mince me up and call me spamalot ffs.

Kooks

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

I knew you Brits had fucky units of measurement, but can someone translate how big a 16-year long penis is to American for me?

Put four cheeseburgers together and you're there

 

[dirtyh]

That's some penis if it's length is measured in years.

think it works like a tree then as in you count the relevant rings it's associated with

 

[codspur]

think it works like a tree then as in you count the relevant rings it's associated with

That sir was most amusing well played, well played indeed

 

[thefierycamel]

What the hell is this page

 

[knilly]

I knew you Brits had fucky units of measurement, but can someone translate how big a 16-year long penis is to American for me?

Ask your mum, she knows

 

[GeneralBurk]

I knew you Brits had fucky units of measurement, but can someone translate how big a 16-year long penis is to American for me?

Ask Jimmy Saville.

 

[Donki]

Ohhhh just wait till @Archibald&Crooks sees all this shit he will have a field day with his big magic eraser!

 

[SDogg]

As usual the 'ITK' discussion page is filled with a load of nonsense