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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning all. Here's your weekend ITK discussion thread.


I can now reveal that I auditioned to design the Olympic opening ceremony but my idea of picking the hottest athlete from each nation, placing them naked into five circles which would make up the olympic logo when viewed from above whilst I wandered among them, dressed as a Beefeater from the waist upwards, randomly backscuttling them in scenes scattered around the park, paying tribute to the time honoured British tradition of dogging wasn't what they had in mind.

As for the ITK, well, we had some and then we didn't..............

First of all we had Akqayid.......
Akqayid said:
The Duty Free in New York has been purchased now. Collect the item on the journey home. And give the present when landing

Then he posted..............

Aftershave is good. The bid cuddly smiling bear just a tad longer. Might make the flight.
He later clarified that Lloris was done (His first post) and that his second was about Adebayor

Then we had a strange thing.........Biz posted an update from BEN which he asked us not to post until he'd BEN's approval or the folks at FTL had said its OK to post it.......something like that anyway..............
BEN said:
Update removed
So we never added it to the Read Only, because we're nice like that.........And Biz is a top whore.
However, not very long later at all, it was on COYS and probably every other Spurs site so naturally, it made its way here.........
BEN said:
Told we are trying sahin now could happen
And that was it really. Much ado about not much.

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rawhide

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Morning A&C.

I got the feeling that Biz was pissed about that whole situation. What with HappySpur confirming he wouldn't whore anymore a while back too, as the official ITK pimp, you need to sort your whores out A&C.

I assume the donate/spam deal is also at an end?
 

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I got the feeling that Biz was pissed about that whole situation. What with HappySpur confirming he wouldn't whore anymore a while back too, as the official ITK pimp, you need to sort your whores out A&C.
Yeah, a pimp slap should suffice. Keep yo' pimp hand strong!
 

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So we've kicked off Saturday morning with pimps and whores. :)
 

Archibald&Crooks

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Morning A&C.

I got the feeling that Biz was pissed about that whole situation. What with HappySpur confirming he wouldn't whore anymore a while back too, as the official ITK pimp, you need to sort your whores out A&C.

I assume the donate/spam deal is also at an end?
Yeah I haven't gone through yesterday's thread to see exactly what it was all about, as I understand it Biz posted something then deleted it asking for it to be left out of the RO for whatever reason, then it got posted on COYS and we reproduced it from there.

It all seemed a bit silly, Biz is a top whore, I hope he doesn't stay away, but just in case, i'm accepting applications for the position of rumour whore.

Anyone interested should send me a PM with their qualifications and include a naked picture of their mum with the words 'use me' written across their titties in red lipstick and showing them indulging in various depraved acts with a one legged, bleached blonde Hungarian gimp called Nandor whilst a well hung donkey smiles suggestively in the background.

Anyone who doesn't have said picture of their mums should also PM me. I'll sell you one.

Oh and yeah, Spam deal is over. That one went really well.........:( Thanks to all those who donated though, it was gratefully received!
 

Kendall

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Lloris done would be under the radar since most of the media have had that one closed off for a while. It would be a good idea to try and get these two (plus another striker) tied up before the start of the season, the Modric out/replacement in will run until the end of the window and will require all hands on deck I'm sure.
 

Essexyid07

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Morning all Lloris ITK seems positive would be great to get someone finalised over the weekend ala Lloris ade or dare I say sahin?? Have a good weekend boys & girls
 

Essexyid07

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Weird comment on SSN bout 10 mins ago saying no clubs have met our valuation and that "talks for a new deal are ongoing" WTF? Is there a chance luka could be staying??
 

Essexyid07

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sure. until next time he decides he doesn't.
A small part of him must think that if they won't stump up the required fee then they don't want him that bad? Especially when he's seen the likes of Jordan I'm shit henderson go fo 20m and he's not fit to clean luka's boots.
 

SpurSince57

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A small part of him must think that if they won't stump up the required fee then they don't want him that bad? Especially when he's seen the likes of Jordan I'm shit henderson go fo 20m and he's not fit to clean luka's boots.

You do wonder, because when they really want a player—Ronaldo, say—they don't seem to have any problem finding the readies.
 

neogenisis

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Im not sure signing another deal would be him wanting to stay, more no one will pay what Spurs want so i may aswell make the best of the situation.
 

Essexyid07

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You do wonder, because when they really want a player—Ronaldo, say—they don't seem to have any problem finding the readies.
If Madrid don't come up with the money can deffo see him staying as he clearly don't fancy PSG IMO
 
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