The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 28th July 2015

[Archibald&Crooks]

Morning.

Here's today's thread.

 

[TWLURK]

In case you missed the reddit free for all yesterday...If this is totally unkosher (and us yids would know) feel free to delete... via a serendipitous meeting between a secretive fan and Levy last night...

Yedlin - will possibly be loaned to Lyon.. and Levy calls him "yank"
Fazio - will be/trying to be sold "for cash"
NFL -trying to get them to commit to 8 games a year
Positions needed - getting someone who could perhaps play both winger/striker

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I won't delete it but quite why its even getting airtime beats me. I'm not sure its even genuine but assuming it is, there's absolutely nothing new in there.

Nothing.

Yedlin on loan……Selling Fazio……..NFL more games…….and we need a striker. All these things we've heard before and all have been discussed before so its not really worth much although (if genuine) from an unveriified 'one-off' source its nice for the person doing the earwigging.

Meanwhile in the world of 'proper' ITK, yesterday's thread threw up a couple of bits that for some reason never made the Read Only……….

JJ on Bolasie - "Not for us"

Trix on Lamela - "Not for sale"

So that puts to bed two of yesterdays shithouse rumours

 

[ButchCassidy]

In case you missed the reddit free for all yesterday...If this is totally unkosher (and us yids would know) feel free to delete... via a serendipitous meeting between a secretive fan and Levy last night...

Yedlin - will possibly be loaned to Lyon.. and Levy calls him "yank"
Fazio - will be/trying to be sold "for cash"
NFL -trying to get them to commit to 8 games a year
Positions needed - getting someone who could perhaps play both winger/striker

Not enough salt in the world...

 

[Monkey boy]

Will be sold for cash lol.

 

[ButchCassidy]

Will be sold for cash lol.

As opposed to "will be traded for nectar points" or "will be quietly disappeared so we can collect on his life insurance policy".

 

[KenTHFC]

In case you missed the reddit free for all yesterday...If this is totally unkosher (and us yids would know) feel free to delete... via a serendipitous meeting between a secretive fan and Levy last night...

Yedlin - will possibly be loaned to Lyon.. and Levy calls him "yank"
Fazio - will be/trying to be sold "for cash"
NFL -trying to get them to commit to 8 games a year
Positions needed - getting someone who could perhaps play both winger/striker

Just saw it on Reddit, the guy got tagged in probably bullshit so he went and posted a picture. Apparently there was more about the new stadium but the guy didn't want club sensitive info getting out because of him.

 

[rawhide]

As opposed to "will be traded for nectar points" or "will be quietly disappeared so we can collect on his life insurance policy".

Not wishing to get technical on you, but the insurance company needs proof of a body to pay out, so quietly disappearing someone won't get you the cash.

Apparently...

 

[Danners9]

As opposed to "will be traded for nectar points" or "will be quietly disappeared so we can collect on his life insurance policy".

rather than a loan with future fee or installments, perhaps.

 

[SonicSarr]

Good news on Lamela. He is the sort we seem to be going in for so with 2 years under his belt and signs of progress it would seem a bit stupid to get rid now.

Happy Bolasie's been poo-pood too.

Hope we now get some solid developments on our targets.

 

[dricha1]

Not for sale and Not for us. Such short succinct ITK, the best type of ITK....and music to my ears.

 

[ButchCassidy]

Not wishing to get technical on you, but the insurance company needs proof of a body to pay out, so quietly disappearing someone won't get you the cash.

Apparently...

Oh crap, now you tell me...

 

[phil]

Not wishing to get technical on you, but the insurance company needs proof of a body to pay out, so quietly disappearing someone won't get you the cash.

Apparently...

Oh hell. Now I'll have to dig her up.

 

[TWLURK]

I won't delete it but quite why its even getting airtime beats me. I'm not sure its even genuine but assuming it is, there's absolutely nothing new in there.

Nothing.

Yedlin on loan……Selling Fazio……..NFL more games…….and we need a striker. All these things we've heard before and all have been discussed before so its not really worth much although (if genuine) from an unveriified 'one-off' source its nice for the person doing the earwigging.

Meanwhile in the world of 'proper' ITK, yesterday's thread threw up a couple of bits that for some reason never made the Read Only……….

JJ on Bolasie - "Not for us"

Trix on Lamela - "Not for sale"

So that puts to bed two of yesterdays shithouse rumours

Yea - not saying this is gospel...
just a roundup up the most interesting points. take it as you will...

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

One day, Little Bald Levy Hoods chief executive said to him, “Take this basket of goodies to your teams training complex, but don’t talk to strangers on the way!” Promising not to, Little Bald Levy Hood skipped off. On his way he met the Big Bad ITK who asked, “Where are you going, little bald person?” “To my teams training complex, Mr ITK!” he answered.

The Big Bad ITK then ran to the training complex much before Little Bald Levy Hood, and knocked on the door. When a player opened the door, he locked him up in the cupboard. The wicked ITK then wore the players clothes and lay on the massage bench, waiting for Little Bald Levy Hood.

When Little Bald Levy Hood reached the complex, he entered and went to see the player. “My! What big eyes you have, unknown player!” he said in surprise. “All the better to show my surprise at our net spend, you bald ****!” replied the ITK. “My! What big ears you have, unknown player!” said Little Bald Levy Hood. “All the better to hear your BSoDL propaganda with, chrome dome!” said the ITK. “What big teeth you have, unknown player!” said Little Bald Levy Hood. “All the better to bite on your utterings with!” growled the ITK, pouncing on him.

Little Bald Levy Hood screamed and the passers by came running to the training complex. They beat the Big Bad ITK and rescued the player from the cupboard. The player hugged Little Bald Levy Hood with joy. The Big Bad ITK ran away only to resurface later on Twitter. Little Bald Levy Hood had learnt his lesson and never spoke to strangers ever again.

 

[tony0379]

One day, Little Bald Levy Hoods chief executive said to him, “Take this basket of goodies to your teams training complex, but don’t talk to strangers on the way!” Promising not to, Little Bald Levy Hood skipped off. On his way he met the Big Bad ITK who asked, “Where are you going, little bald person?” “To my teams training complex, Mr ITK!” he answered.

The Big Bad ITK then ran to the training complex much before Little Bald Levy Hood, and knocked on the door. When a player opened the door, he locked him up in the cupboard. The wicked ITK then wore the players clothes and lay on the massage bench, waiting for Little Bald Levy Hood.

When Little Bald Levy Hood reached the complex, he entered and went to see the player. “My! What big eyes you have, unknown player!” he said in surprise. “All the better to show my surprise at our net spend, you bald ****!” replied the ITK. “My! What big ears you have, unknown player!” said Little Bald Levy Hood. “All the better to hear your BSoDL propaganda with, chrome dome!” said the ITK. “What big teeth you have, unknown player!” said Little Bald Levy Hood. “All the better to bite on your utterings with!” growled the ITK, pouncing on him.

Little Bald Levy Hood screamed and the passers by came running to the training complex. They beat the Big Bad ITK and rescued the player from the cupboard. The player hugged Little Bald Levy Hood with joy. The Big Bad ITK ran away only to resurface later on Twitter. Little Bald Levy Hood had learnt his lesson and never spoke to strangers ever again.

Ironically ITKMAN found this funny lol

 

[longtimespur]

Morning all, thanks for the update on Bolasie and Lamela A&C.
All we need now is confirmation of incomings.


Oh and the rest of the deadwood going!!!

 

[jobdone]

I won't delete it but quite why its even getting airtime beats me. I'm not sure its even genuine but assuming it is, there's absolutely nothing new in there.

I imagine he'll be back on linking us to his twitter account tomorrow about how he talked to Levy afterwards and they're now besties and he'll be giving us all the new best ITK.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/7-easy-steps-becoming-must-3827128

So that puts to bed two of yesterdays shithouse rumours

Good to hear that one though. Not a fan of Bolasie and really hoping Lamela can finally find some consistency this season in the team.

Some concerning stuff coming out this morning about how far apart our evaluations on Berahino are, but I'm gonna keep putting my faith in yesterdays ITKs about an exciting week.

 

[KAISERwells]

Happy Bolasie's been poo-pood too.

Hope we now get some solid developments on our targets.

Hold on to your horses mate, wasn't long ago alderweireld was poo-pooed

 

[Stoof]

Hold on to your horses mate, wasn't long ago alderweireld was poo-pooed

Well you can take some solace in the fact that it has been currently dismissed. That doesn't mean it won't pop up again, but currently (which all ITK is; a snapshot in time) we're OK.