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Univarn

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Just been reading Sky Sports and saw O'Neil talking about Jonny Evans signing for a top 6 club.

A voice in my head said "One-nny Evans"

..then "Jonny Evans has ten letters in it"

...then "He sort of got his manager (Pards) sacked, but not the replacement (Moore)"...."maybe that's the sheriff and the deputy".


And now I'm worried :cautious:
Can't tell if trolling or just didn't read the 50 times everyone said the two itks are unrelated.
 

Hitch

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Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.
I only gave this a dislike as it was the last option left untouched and I wanted to see you get the full deck. In reality though I'd most likely have gone with agree!
 

DiscoD1882

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With all this 80’s music cryptically . And New contract extensions. The next song on has got to be kajagoogoo.

Well. It will be in my house.
 

Col_M

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Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.

On other forums, this is the post that they’ll paste in their “What are other fans talking about” thread.
 

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I Shot the sheriff - covered by Eric Clapton
Eric for short
Eric Slowhand Clapton was in Cream
Baileys is a cream liquer
All this reassembled means we are swapping Toby for Eric Bailly and a bit of cash, which some might not like?
 
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Hoopspur

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Oh and I’m in Salzburg for the day. If I see Haidara I’ll let you know.
 

tommyt

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Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.


And then I thought, who does Bomber remind me of, and it eventually came to me:

Irvine Welsh's Filth

Bruce Robertson: The novel's protagonist and anti-hero, Bruce Robertson is an amoral, Machiavellian, misanthropic, racist, sexist, psychopathic Detective Sergeant.
 

Flynn

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Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.

You’ve got to have a default go to emergency clip.
 
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