The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 30th August 2017

[Stoof]

Enjoy the deadline day, buddy.

You do things to my penis that only all women and most p0rn does.

Cheers pal.

 

[Lilbaz]

It is midday

And his work permit has been granted.

 

[BoringOldFan]

I do have to laugh at some of you on here thinking its like a supermarket dash in the last few days of a transfer window, just I's and T's to be done at this stage, we have been working on deals for a number of weeks. If transfers were so straight forward, especially in this cash rich mad window, then ask yourselves why Chelsea, Pool , Arsenal etc are having trouble getting deals over the line.

Speaking (obviously) just for myself, by all means laugh at me but as I have no inside knowledge of transfer dealings all I can go on is what I've seen in the past.

Such as Spurs putting up Martin Petrov and his agent in a hotel for two days to finalise the deal. He went to City. Damien Duff actually being announced as our player in the press. Chavs. Similarly, posters on here being told "Relax, he's ours" about Wayne Bridge. Chavs again. And I hardly need mention Willian, but I will as the manager who got him is now supposedly interested in Aurier.

Again, thanks for all your information and here's hoping you have the last laugh!

 

[wiggo24]

Enjoy the deadline day, buddy.

Here's hoping there's more than just Aurier and Foyth to announce though!

 

[smudger]

Aurier looking close now permit been approved. What a touch. Probably only one who ain't a downgrade on walker. Probably one of the most needed signings. Lets hope for some more now. All itk looking optimistic still. F5 heaven

 

[Cinemattis]

Exactly. These are transfers between big football clubs, very similar to drug deals where the money is paid up front in briefcases, and to ransoms whereby the money is paid and the player released from chains.

Fixed your post, mate!

 

[BringBack_leGin]

You do things to my penis that only all porn and most women does.

Cheers pal.

Corrected

 

[Japhet]

Didnt convey sign for someone else the following season?

Burger King.

 

[Parkie]

I don't mean to slight you, because your posts over the last few weeks have been excellent, but i have wondered whether English is your first language? I'm just worried for your safety if Levy can identify ITK leakers. I don't want you to succumb to his Ninja's haha.

What's a "Ninja's haha"? Sounds kinky!

 

[Parkie]

He's over the line when he is at Hotspur Way wearing the shirt

He's over the line when @Stoof stamps him and not a minute earlier!

 

[Lilbaz]

He's over the line when @Stoof stamps him and not a minute earlier!

We live under the rule of the SS.

 

[rawhide]

I'd sit on ANYTHING!

Fixed

 

[iGi.Jaydee]

One soon today.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

One soon today.

Getting jiggy

 

[Darth Vega]

One soon today.

I love you more than I love my own mother

 

[Dzejkob]

We need "I love you" rating. Even just for igijedi posts.

 

[hugrr]

Spiffing!

 

[JB_Spurs]

One soon today.

Oh yes.

 

[Dougal]

One soon today.

I love you more than I love @Darth Vega 's mother

 

[carpediem991]

I love you more than I love my own mother

And rightly so.

Thanks Igi