The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 31st May 2017

[robbiedee]

Ricky Sacks ‏@RickSpur 3h3 hours ago
Tottenham Hotspur are on high alert as the veteran full-back Dani Alves is now threatening to quit Juventus. [UOL]

The original JJetset‏@jetsetyid
No we're not

tobywallaceTIPS‏@tobywallace5 2h2 hours ago
Does every read this as a no? Or does the

throw this into some doubt that jj is fibbing that we aren't interested

The original JJetset‏@jetsetyid 2h2 hours ago
Ffs

What is this cock-nose emoji?

 

[diamond lights]

JJ has seemed to dismiss links with Alves, Costa, De Ligt and Sidibe.

As far as I can see he hasn't rubbished the links with Barkley, Ginter, Veltman, Lemar (some chat but not dismissed like the others) and has appeared pretty positive about Sessignon.

 

[PhezTHFC]

Jjetset certainly active in regards to saying we aren't after this person. I am still liking the fact he hasn't done it to lemar YET

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Spurs fans, spurs fans, spurs fans.

"ON YES! The ITK used "insert lovely emoji or questionable punctuation", this must mean that I can make my self look VERY smart if I call it out, somehow seeming to understand a hidden meaning in what was said".

 

[Norvern Munkey]

"ooh jj has scratched his arse ... maybe he has some poo stuck to his bullet hole...... hang on present tense of stuck is stick = arsenal are buying schtick" .. levy out

 

[titan]

What is this cock-nose emoji?

Its Pinocchio.
Alves would be just what we need. Cant see him having a big transfer fee either.

 

[spurslenny]

What is this cock-nose emoji?

Fuck knows

 

[rawhide]

Its Pinocchio.
Alves would be just what we need. Cant see him having a big transfer fee either.

Why even make that comment when JJ has just been clear that we aren't after him?

It's just unnecessary.

 

[DanielCHillier]

He said "No we aren't" with a Pinocchio emoji, you know the story of Pinocchio right ?

 

[Insomnia]

fuck me boys, a couple of you on here need to have a word with yourselves, ITK is thin on the ground & yet you feel it's appropiate to take the piss when they speak up?

 

[Shadydan]

Does every read this as a no? Or does the

throw this into some doubt that jj is fibbing that we aren't interested

Kin'hell

 

[panoma]

Could mean 1 of 2 things imo:

When answering "no we aren't interested in Alves" with a Pinocchio emote it either mean he lies when he say that, meaning we are in fact interested.

Could also mean that we aren't interested and just feeding this rumor out there, lying about it hence the Pinocchio emote, as a smokescreen for our real target.

 

[tiger666]

We're not interested!

 

[Japhet]

We're not interested!

Or he isn't.

 

[Ghost Hardware]

The chaos and dismay that would reigns amongst some when it comes to light that 34 year old Dani Alves on a free is the household name signing ITK has been alluding to.

 

[wiggo24]

The chaos and dismay that would reigns amongst some when it comes to light that 34 year old Dani Alves on a free is the household name signing ITK has been alluding to.

Won't happen, but I'd be down for that tbh. Give KWP a year or two under his tutelage before starting him regularly.

Been denied by JJ anyway so moving on...no news is good news re Lemar surely?

 

[Shadydan]

People read into things too much nowadays

 

[Japhet]

People read into things too much nowadays

Shit! Thought I spotted an anagram of Aubameyang in there but there's no b.

 

[Hoopspur]

Update on my earlier posts. The window for the EPL opens on the 9th June according to a newspaper via google.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

What is this cock-nose emoji?

Phil Thompson.