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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 4th August 2015

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SFCS

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We need a jj snippet to bring peace and harmony back to the thread!... Where are you lurking to you beautiful man you!....

We could try summoning him. Someone draw a Star of David on the floor and get the Oh When the Spurs chants going, I'll get 2 drops of Jenas' blood and one of Chirpy's feathers.
 

ParkySpur

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We need a jj snippet to bring peace and harmony back to the thread!... Where are you lurking to you beautiful man you!....
You would have thought two pieces of solid positive ITK from Heavyweight ITK's would be enough to bring harmony to this thread....

Actually, know you wouldn't, this thread doesn't follow any logical pattern of sensible thought or reason.

Some people need to stop getting their cabbages in a twist.
 

am_yisrael_chai

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No negative ITK, really? How about when JJetset comes in and does us a favour by poo-poohing optimistic rumours. Or how about when we were informed that Bale and Modric were actually on their way out.

What I was hoping for was some fresh ITK on us progressing further with attacking reinforcements. I guess in light of recent balls on the line ITK there isn't much scope for anything to be more exciting, but that doesn't stop me from hoping for a bit more info. We were clearly lacking cutting in edge today and in Colorado...
Yes there is no negative ITK, you might have one contradict another's optimism but that is merely net neutral. Yes there is ITK on player sales but that isn't necessarily negative.

My point was simply don't let ITK influence your mood. Taken in aggregate ITK would see us sign about 25+ players every window and given that we at most sign 7 that means there is an awful lot of noise in the ITK. If you want to cheer up post a poor performance then you are going to have to wait for the OS to announce our signing and that most likely won't be for a good few weeks. My own personal remedy is to go to my Sky Planner and watch a golden oldie like the 5-3 Chelski game or Milan away at the San Siro.
 

SpartanSpur

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Yes there is no negative ITK, you might have one contradict another's optimism but that is merely net neutral. Yes there is ITK on player sales but that isn't necessarily negative.

My point was simply don't let ITK influence your mood. Taken in aggregate ITK would see us sign about 25+ players every window and given that we at most sign 7 that means there is an awful lot of noise in the ITK. If you want to cheer up post a poor performance then you are going to have to wait for the OS to announce our signing and that most likely won't be for a good few weeks. My own personal remedy is to go to my Sky Planner and watch a golden oldie like the 5-3 Chelski game or Milan away at the San Siro.

It's not put me in a mood, it was a friendly. If anything Alli's performance made it worthwhile. We clearly lacked cutting edge, therefore I am hoping to hear more in our quest for Berahino, Werner, N'jie, etc... Bid made, medical booked, something like that. After all that's what I check this thread for. If I just went by the OS I wouldn't even be here.

Not sure what's made this thread so prickly and contrary today. Has everyone synchronised their periods?
 

Spurs' Pipe Dreams

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We could try summoning him. Someone draw a Star of David on the floor and get the Oh When the Spurs chants going, I'll get 2 drops of Jenas' blood and one of Chirpy's feathers.

Where were you when Adebayor needed the juju curse lifted? To little, too late ffs (y)
 
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Real estate itk, gotta love it

I called up the estate agent to check...


Me: "I've heard Berahino's house is for sale"

Brummie Estate Agent: "What have they told you?"

Me: "It's ITK"

Brummie Estate Agent: "Now, it'll cost a lot more than that. You can't get a one-bedroom flat for less than £100K these days."

NB. This joke only works if you can do a dodgy Brummie accent...
 

ParkySpur

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I called up the estate agent to check...


Me: "I've heard Berahino's house is for sale"

Brummie Estate Agent: "What have they told you?"

Me: "It's ITK"

Brummie Estate Agent: "Now, it'll cost a lot more than that. You can't get a one-bedroom flat for less than £100K these days."

NB. This joke only works if you can do a dodgy Brummie accent...
Oh dear God, you actually had me saying it in a dodgy Brummie accent.
 

Living Legend Colm G

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I called up the estate agent to check...


Me: "I've heard Berahino's house is for sale"

Brummie Estate Agent: "What have they told you?"

Me: "It's ITK"

Brummie Estate Agent: "Now, it'll cost a lot more than that. You can't get a one-bedroom flat for less than £100K these days."

NB. This joke only works if you can do a dodgy Brummie accent...


If I could give more than one "Winner" rating for this, I would.

I doth my cap sir :notworthy:
 
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