The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 5th June 2012

[Archibald&Crooks]

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One of the quietest ITK days we've had so far, probaby thanks to the Jubilee. Did anyone else see Rolf Harris at the concert last night? Someone asked Rolf Harris, "Are you that bloke from the 70's who did 'Two Little Boys'?"​

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He replied, "No that was Gary Glitter"​

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Yesterday I got home and found my wife and two of her friends in the living room.​

"Here he is," she said. "We were just talking about having a foursome, if you feel you're up to it!" She smiled and winked. Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my dick in my hand. They were stood there, fully dressed, with tennis rackets in theirs.​

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Yesterday's ITK was Runar from COYS on Gylfi​

Just heard from a great source that Gylfi might be coming to us.

I normally wouldn't post this if I didn't think this wasn't true but this is a great source. He wanted to go to Swansea because of Brendan Rodgers and now that he's gone to Liverpool he has no interest in going there. He's said in some interview that he's a Man Utd supporter and that he'd never play for Liverpool.

Regardless of what he said in some interview, (the comment was probably tongue in cheek) I think if he doesn't go to Swansea he'll end up at Liverpool.

My wife wont let me babysit again, last time i was watching a film with my son he got scared and said "dad, is that lady going to die?" I said "probably, judging by the size of that horses cock"

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[cabinfever]

Thanks A&C that gave me a good laugh!!

 

[AX-Spur]

Thank you A&C, highlight of the day!

 

[Roynie]

Thanks A&C, always a good laugh in your round up.

Just a thought about the lack of ITK over the last few days. It may well be that it's because of the Jubilee weekend and everyone has been away from the office, so to speak, enjoying themselves. Another possibility is that DL knows who leaks info on here having told info to specific people and watching to see what gets put on here. If he has worked that out it is then easy to tell them to keep schtum while the negociations are on with H. This is NOT ITK, I have no contact with the club, it just seems difficult to believe that DL hasn't worked out who leaks info!

On a related ITK issue, it seems obvious to me that nothing is going to happen transferwise until the manager for next season is decided / in place. So come on Daniel get it sorted!

 

[McArchibald]

LOL... thanks A&C

 

[Riandor]

A mixture of the jubilee and DL's family matters I would assume (condolences!!!)

R.

 

[Roynie]

A mixture of the jubilee and DL's family matters I would assume (condolences!!!)

R.

Ah yes, of course, my bad. Condolences at this sad time DL.

 

[Spursidol]

Ben (FTL) is saying Daniel Levy's mum has passed away yesterday, very sad news, and has been ill for a while all of which may explain why things are not happening as quick as some would like.

RIP Mrs Levy. Condolences to Daniel at this sad time.

I would suggest Daniel may not be focussing on Spurs for a few days, so everyone will need to chilll for a few days.

 

[Riandor]

Ben (FTL) is saying Daniel Levy's mum has passed away yesterday, very sad news, and has been ill for a while all of which may explain why things are not happening as quick as some would like.

RIP Mrs Levy. Condolences to Daniel at this sad time.

I would suggest Daniel may not be focusing on Spurs for a few days, so everyone will need to chilll for a few days.

Another one of those moments where we remember there is more to life than football. I am sure we all wish Daniel well at this point in time! (though i am sure there are others at the club working hard in the mean time).

 

[Spursidol]

Another one of those moments where we remember there is more to life than football. I am sure we all wish Daniel well at this point in time! (though i am sure there are others at the club working hard in the mean time).

Agreed - there will be people continuing to progress things at Spurs but one or two things (eg signing Vertoranghen's final contract, any discussions on Harry's future - assuming these have been in progress ) may need to wait for a few days

 

[neptunes]

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One of the quietest ITK days we've had so far, probaby thanks to the Jubilee. Did anyone else see Rolf Harris at the concert last night? Someone asked Rolf Harris, "Are you that bloke from the 70's who did 'Two Little Boys'?"​

​

He replied, "No that was Gary Glitter"​

​

Yesterday I got home and found my wife and two of her friends in the living room.​

"Here he is," she said. "We were just talking about having a foursome, if you feel you're up to it!" She smiled and winked. Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my dick in my hand. They were stood there, fully dressed, with tennis rackets in theirs.​

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Yesterday's ITK was Runar from COYS on Gylfi​

Regardless of what he said in some interview, (the comment was probably tongue in cheek) I think if he doesn't go to Swansea he'll end up at Liverpool.

My wife wont let me babysit again, last time i was watching a film with my son he got scared and said "dad, is that lady going to die?" I said "probably, judging by the size of that horses cock"

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Brilliant A& C you just made my day man.

 

[Stoof]

Levy doesn't have to sign the contract. Logistically (and provided the Articles don't say otherwise) any director can bind the company.

 

[nickspurs]

Levy doesn't have to sign the contract. Logistically (and provided the Articles don't say otherwise) any director can bind the company.

True but he is the Head Haggler with no equal I suspect.

 

[brasil_spur]

Ben (FTL) is saying Daniel Levy's mum has passed away yesterday, very sad news, and has been ill for a while all of which may explain why things are not happening as quick as some would like.

RIP Mrs Levy. Condolences to Daniel at this sad time.

I would suggest Daniel may not be focussing on Spurs for a few days, so everyone will need to chilll for a few days.

He'll no doubt be negotiating a 5 year split payment deal on a coffin as we speak.

Seriously though - thoughts to DL if true.

 

[mill]

It's gonna be another long summer isn't it? We're all gonna be sat round on August 31st hoping for a brilliant signing only to be underwhelmed, again

 

[rawhide]

Thanks A&C, you really are a sick puppy

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

It's gonna be another long summer isn't it? We're all gonna be sat round on August 31st hoping for a brilliant signing only to be underwhelmed, again

Wise.

That's the way to look at it from the start. That way you'll either be surprised and happy if something happens or indifferent when (yet again) it doesn't because you knew it all along.

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

It's gonna be another long summer isn't it? We're all gonna be sat round on August 31st hoping for a brilliant signing only to be underwhelmed, again

Yip Manure signing players like kagawa and we are being linked to green and tomkinson it's fucking grim

 

[luptic]

who said we were going to make two signing before the euros?

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

Yip Manure signing players like kagawa and we are being linked to green and tomkinson it's fucking grim

Tomkinson? As in Tomkinson that has the Arsenal styled bedroom at home? When did that happen, it seems like the most unlikely link ever. Oh and Green? Pah daft, he'll go to QPR.