The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 6 July 2011

[Archibald&Crooks]

Good morning ITKers welcome to the (late) Round-Up of yesterdays events, which apart from the ITK included some hissy fits, pedantry on a colossal scale and a slightly above average number of people got closer to their nervous breakdown.

So yeah, erm, sorry it''s late, me and the mrs went for a walk......Had to laugh when she stopped suddenly and removed her shoe, complaining about a stone in it.
I replied: "There's about 20 stone in the other, so keep fucking walking you fat bitch!"

The ITK started with Goat

When: 5 July
Where: SC
Nothing new but you take what you get.
Cahill's name cropped up again.
Harry would like Parker and Drogba and we're trying to make them happen.

Then we had Madridspur on FTL about Rossi

When: 05/07/11
Where: FTL
Been told not keen on Spurs in short term as wants CL.

That being said if no CL club comes in, none on horizon so far, and a team matches the 30€m price then Villareal will sell irrespective of his wishes.

Which predicatbly prompted the usual wailing, as if what was said was fact.

Disconosebleed, here on SC with some top quality whoring

When: 05/07/11
Where: SC
Not 100% if this qualifies as ITK as I'm not entirely sure if Woodgate is still at the club or not (rumours of a pay-as-you-play contract?), but anyway:

Woodgate was shown round the Amex Stadium today by Gus Poyet and Tony Bloom. I'm lucky enough to work about two minutes from the new stadium so I went and asked a couple of people who work there, and it seems like it's true.

Nice one

FInally Archibald

When: 05/07/11
Where: SO
Let me make this very clear for the final time...

Luka is in Croatia. He arrives tomorrow to train on Thursday...

Will he be going...NO..........not unless he strikes, hands in a transfer request and we are forced to accept as much money as possible - id suggest over £50m!

is Bale going.... NO!

can we stop getting in hysteria every time we see something on SSn or talksport. its called Journalism and Media... it creates debate, people buy newspapers or read and listen to the brand and talk....This isnt good for Spurs...

Luka will meet Mr. Levy, yes he may be offered something more but i believe he will(as ive said many a time0 unfortunately only be here for one more season

Bale im not sure but he aint leavin this year...

ANY CHANCE WE CAN STOP POSTING CRAP NOW

Fingers crosssed that we can.

In other news:

The Sun say that:
Aston Villa manager Alex McLeish may make a £3m offer for Tottenham's former Rangers defender Alan Hutton, having previously tried to sign him for Birmingham.

The Mirror say that:
Midfielder Niko Kranjcar has complained that Tottenham's £12m valuation of him is jeopardising his chances of a move from White Hart Lane.

And the crap radio station that insists on employing that fat squeeky voiced knob claim that:
Tottenham captain Ledley King has given the club a major boost by returning for the start of pre-season training this week after missing the end of the last campaign because of a groin problem.

A&C's mrs reckons that:
"If we ever win the lottery, the money won't change me"
No, but the plastic surgeons will

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[opensaysme]

uh yeah

 

[MkYid]

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So yeah, erm, sorry it''s late, me and the mrs went for a walk......Had to laugh when she stopped suddenly and removed her shoe, complaining about a stone in it.
I replied: "There's about 20 stone in the other, so keep fucking walking you fat bitch!"

http://www.spurscommunity.co.uk/forums/awc_ds.php?do=donation​

:lol:

zing

 

[Archie77]

Is it wrong that I want to sign Rossi just so, when he misses the goal, I can scream "THATS SLOPPY GIUSEPPE!!!"??

 

[barry]

A&C you should consider doing comedy writing, or stand up if your delivery is good. You're hilarious pretty much everyday which ain't easy

 

[SpursTillIDie1882]

uh yeah

B&Y B&Y B&Y!!! that is how it issssssss!

 

[Hot-Spur]

Is it wrong that I want to sign Rossi just so, when he misses the goal, I can scream "THATS SLOPPY GIUSEPPE!!!"??

He won't miss

 

[smudger]

Is it bad that when I hear wiz khalifa on the radio now I can't help but sing "blue and yellow,blue and yellow"

Think I've got the ITK bug in a bad way ;-)

 

[luptic]

No news on Modric today, nor Rossi signing, nor any player for that matter. I thought last night we had signed someone with the site crashing yesterday evening, but I suppose that’s the only sign we would get if we have signed someone.

 

[RJ1882]

15 July is the day of reckoning. I can feel it in my bones.

 

[agrdavidsfan]

Did this get posted yesterday from steventhfc

Right, sorry for the late reply lads me and my mate decided we had nout all else to do tonight so we went on a huge detour. I went to the lane at 8:30 stayed till 8:50 then realized no cameras, place was pitch black no one there, so we thought clearly nothings happening here, then we went to Holly House and Spurs Lodge.

We arrived at Holly House first about 9:15? as we were guessing that lately people have been saying there's medicals there lately, we arrived there and arrived at the entrance on Buckhurst Hill but you needed a card to get through the doors, so we left that and went around the back and saw some private bupa nurse leaving asked the nurse if they had any high profile sports people arrive lately as we'd heard it was a hot spot for new players, they said none today but they've got two arriving midday tommorow, asked if she could say who they were but she said "its more than my jobs worth you'll have to try see for yourself" so when we left

Then went onto Luxborough Lane where EVERYTHING was lit up, there was literally shitloads of lights on and at the time we got there and then some member of staff asked us what we was doing there and if we worked for the club, we said no and a big burly Scottish guy told me "Well fck off then" and I've just got in now and decided to post this, haha.

Holly House is a amazing facility, I managed to grab a photo on my phone of the place but my camera is shite and it was pitch black so its not the greatest. Not that you can see anyone in it, just what the place looked like.

 

[JUSTINSIGNAL]

Did this get posted yesterday from steventhfc

Right, sorry for the late reply lads me and my mate decided we had nout all else to do tonight so we went on a huge detour. I went to the lane at 8:30 stayed till 8:50 then realized no cameras, place was pitch black no one there, so we thought clearly nothings happening here, then we went to Holly House and Spurs Lodge.

We arrived at Holly House first about 9:15? as we were guessing that lately people have been saying there's medicals there lately, we arrived there and arrived at the entrance on Buckhurst Hill but you needed a card to get through the doors, so we left that and went around the back and saw some private bupa nurse leaving asked the nurse if they had any high profile sports people arrive lately as we'd heard it was a hot spot for new players, they said none today but they've got two arriving midday tommorow, asked if she could say who they were but she said "its more than my jobs worth you'll have to try see for yourself" so when we left

Then went onto Luxborough Lane where EVERYTHING was lit up, there was literally shitloads of lights on and at the time we got there and then some member of staff asked us what we was doing there and if we worked for the club, we said no and a big burly Scottish guy told me "Well fck off then" and I've just got in now and decided to post this, haha.

Holly House is a amazing facility, I managed to grab a photo on my phone of the place but my camera is shite and it was pitch black so its not the greatest. Not that you can see anyone in it, just what the place looked like.

Yes it did. Gave me a good :rofl: actually

 

[ravo]

Great round up. I also read something this morning (can't for the life of me remember where), that Abramovich has parked his private yacht in a Croatian port, to which the douche journo linked to him meeting Modric... Gave me a good laugh.

 

[southernspur9]

Did this get posted yesterday from steventhfc

Right, sorry for the late reply lads me and my mate decided we had nout all else to do tonight so we went on a huge detour. I went to the lane at 8:30 stayed till 8:50 then realized no cameras, place was pitch black no one there, so we thought clearly nothings happening here, then we went to Holly House and Spurs Lodge.

We arrived at Holly House first about 9:15? as we were guessing that lately people have been saying there's medicals there lately, we arrived there and arrived at the entrance on Buckhurst Hill but you needed a card to get through the doors, so we left that and went around the back and saw some private bupa nurse leaving asked the nurse if they had any high profile sports people arrive lately as we'd heard it was a hot spot for new players, they said none today but they've got two arriving midday tommorow, asked if she could say who they were but she said "its more than my jobs worth you'll have to try see for yourself" so when we left

Then went onto Luxborough Lane where EVERYTHING was lit up, there was literally shitloads of lights on and at the time we got there and then some member of staff asked us what we was doing there and if we worked for the club, we said no and a big burly Scottish guy told me "Well fck off then" and I've just got in now and decided to post this, haha.

Holly House is a amazing facility, I managed to grab a photo on my phone of the place but my camera is shite and it was pitch black so its not the greatest. Not that you can see anyone in it, just what the place looked like.

Thats quality! I love how we are now getting our ITK off a bupa nurse

 

[smudger]

Great round up. I also read something this morning (can't for the life of me remember where), that Abramovich has parked his private yacht in a Croatian port, to which the douche journo linked to him meeting Modric... Gave me a good laugh.

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich's luxury yacht has moored in Croatia - as Tottenham wait for their Croatian midfielder Luka Modric to fly to London from his homeland for talks about his future.
Full story: Daily Mirror

This is for you roman :shake:

 

[thecockycockerel]

Something is going on today. Might be good, might be bad, I don't know but there is definately something afoot.

 

[KingNick]

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich's luxury yacht has moored in Croatia - as Tottenham wait for their Croatian midfielder Luka Modric to fly to London from his homeland for talks about his future.
Full story: Daily Mirror

This is for you roman :shake:

Hopefully those private invesitgators are still on the THFC payroll and, if Abram did just happen to invite Luka on board, a few long lens photos would give us all the ammo we need to report CFC to the FA and get a meaningful punishment imposed!

 

[rawhide]

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich's luxury yacht has moored in Croatia - as Tottenham wait for their Croatian midfielder Luka Modric to fly to London from his homeland for talks about his future.
Full story: Daily Mirror

This is for you roman :shake:

Can we claim that behaviour is an attempt to tap up Luka & put pressure on him?

Ban Chelsea from transfers!!

 

[kdspur]

Something is going on today. Might be good, might be bad, I don't know but there is definately something afoot.

why so? u itk?

 

[onemorespursfan]

Something is going on today. Might be good, might be bad, I don't know but there is definately something afoot.

At risk of sounding stupid, but where is something afoot (apart from the circle K and yes I am old and sad enough to remember Bill and Teds Bogus Journey!)

Sorry for questioning you, but are you at the ground or is it just a feeling in your bones as you walk around the office/lounge/[insert any other suitable location]?