The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 6th July 2015

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Morning all……..

Well, you had your boots filled this weekend didn't you?

You had a couple of cryptics and plenty of ITK to mull over and where did we end up? Can Toby play from the back? Is he any good in the air? His passing is shit/fair/good……..Yep, we got some real works of art…….

Anyway, check out the Read Only for the weekends ITK.

Yesterday I was told that Saturn's ring is the second largest in the solar system. The largest is, of course, the BBC's paedophile ring.

Then someone told me that Mrs A&C...Eh, what? what? What are you doing? Why have you got that baseball bat? No! No! aaaargh………*thud

Hi all, this is A&C's wife here.

I've just been reading a few thing that he has posted on this site, and quite frankly, I'm disgusted. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. You blindly laugh at jokes about me despite the fact that you've never met me and you know absolutely nothing about me! It's small minded, childish and shows you have nothing better to do with your poxy little lives.

Anyway, I'd like to clear up a few things. I'm not overweight, I'm not stupid and A&C definitely has not had sex with my sister. They have a normal, platonic relationship. As a matter of fact, he was actually around her house yesterday afternoon mowing her lawn.

Regards,

A&C's wife.

 

[Vwbottom]

I'm starting to think you don't really have a wife but do infact have Dissociative identity disorder.

"I'm A&C and so's my wife"

Anyway, Cabbages are green, Rob Green? he's also shit and cabbages do that as well.

 

[rawhide]

I'm starting to think you don't really have a wife but do infact have Dissociative identity disorder.

"I'm A&C and so's my wife"

Anyway, Cabbages are green, Rob Green? he's also shit and cabbages do that as well.

I'm starting to think that A&C might not even be his real name...

 

[Lilbaz]

I'm starting to think that A&C might not even be his real name...

It's Archibald and Crooks. A&C is just the shortened version. Some people are so thick.

 

[Lilbaz]

So today i want toby, capoue and stambouli anounced. That would make me happy (although i'm not that fussed about toby).

 

[Grim54]

I'm starting to think you don't really have a wife but do infact have Dissociative identity disorder.

"I'm A&C and so's my wife"

Anyway, Cabbages are green, Rob Green? he's also shit and cabbages do that as well.

If we are still on cabbages today - can we link the cryptics by noting that Fulham were owned by 'the Queen's grocer' Mohamed Al-Fayed?

 

[woodward]

I feel for Mrs A&C, she is the butt of so many jokes, she always cops it one way or another, her back is always to the wall, well most of the time. Deep down she must be a nice lady, yet she has to put up with so much abuse. How much can a sweet lass like her take from such a cruel despot. Did I spell that right.

 

[phil]

Being reported that Atletico failed to cancel the buy-out clause that Southampton had in TA's loan contract within the prescribed time. This may fit in with JJ's earlier comments on why our deal to buy TA foundered.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Being reported that Atletico failed to cancel the buy-out clause that Southampton had in TA's loan contract within the prescribed time. This may fit in with JJ's earlier comments on why our deal to buy TA foundered.

Good theory! I'm surprised no one else has come up with it...

 

[allatsea]

Being reported that Atletico failed to cancel the buy-out clause that Southampton had in TA's loan contract within the prescribed time. This may fit in with JJ's earlier comments on why our deal to buy TA foundered.

So what ? That is for AM and Southampton to sort out.

 

[phil]

Of course it doesn't mean the deal won't go ahead. TA can always refuse to sign for Southampton.

 

[Hoopspur]

More likely trimming her bush.........

 

[ross the saint]

Of course it doesn't mean the deal won't go ahead. TA can always refuse to sign for Southampton.

No offence mate, but read the weekend thread. This has been covered in some detail.

 

[ross the saint]

More likely trimming her bush.........

Or maybe ploughing her lady garden

 

[ryantegan]

Surely from a legal point of view, If Southampton havnt paid up the agreed price or Toby hasnt agreed terms and signed in time with them, then that makes the agreement void also?

 

[CockOnBall]

This deal shows how the dynamic of transfers and ITK.

Clearly the Toby deal was off at some point due to this buy out clause issue and this info reached JJ who kindly passed it on to us in good faith. But during the time that info reaching JJ (then us), the deal was being retrieved by Levy who flew out to Spain personally to broker a way round it.

It could still fall through but this deal just goes to show 1) that JJ's source is very good (if you needed proof) but 2) deals are very volatile so don't expect ITK to act as confirmation to anything.

 

[Rogmeister]

This deal shows how the dynamic of transfers and ITK.

Clearly the Toby deal was off at some point due to this buy out clause issue and this info reached JJ who kindly passed it on to us in good faith. But during the time that info reaching JJ (then us), the deal was being retrieved by Levy who flew out to Spain personally to broker a way round it.

It could still fall through but this deal just goes to show 1) that JJ's source is very good (if you needed proof) but 2) deals are very volatile so don't expect ITK to act as confirmation to anything.

Who is this muppet talking sense around here?
Stop spamming this thread with sensible posts!!

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

The Goat has bleated.

You lucky creatures, you've got ITK to discuss. Which probably translates to 10 pages on Dembele's abilities as a player.

 

[Singaspursofsixspence]

Preparing for Toby to come to the training ground? That would suggest the deal is close to completion?

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

From the Goats Gazebo:

''The Goat has heard that we are preparing for Toby Alderweireld to come to the training ground on Tuesday.

This came to The Goat's source before the legal shenanigans broke so we do not know if that will change things.''