The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 8 June 2011

[Archibald&Crooks]

Is it just me or is there a striking resemblance between Brooklyn Beckham and Ryan Giggs? OK ITK fans, here's today's round-up of yesterday's ITK.

There was none.

The newspapers however, weren't quite so shy

Manchester United will beat Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester City and Tottenham to the signature of Blackburn defender Phil Jones, 19, but he will cost them £16m.

Feel free to spunk that much whiskey face.....

Yesterday on SSN

We're not selling Luka Modric, we're not selling Gareth Bale and we're not selling Sandro

Shut up Harry you talk too much.

No? Not applicable in this instance?

Why? Because you like what he said?

Oh so that's how it works :roll:

I spotted this in the Mirror

Carlos Tevez is tied to Manchester City by a pair of £100m golden handcuffs.

Down my way, Miss Jizz uses golden handcauffs and only charges £70 for the hour.

The Metro gave me a giggle

Rio Ferdinand has defended the language he uses in his Twitter posts after coming bottom of a vocabulary league table among footballers who use the social networking site.

Apparently, his defensive 'tweet' said......"My words are good words"

At home i've been suffering........

My wife recently complained that I'm always having a crack at her weight.

'Look...' I began

'Oh' she said sarcastically 'finally going to apologise are you?'

'No' I said 'I was saying 'Look at the fridge, it's empty again you greedy fat bitch''


Also, I'd jokingly told my wife that I wanted a Lamborghini for my birthday.

When I got back from work on the big day, all I could smell was Indian food.

"I couldn't find a Lamb Borghini", she said,"... so I hope a Lamb Bhuna is OK.."



Seeing as yesterday was a quite day and given that we're probably going to have quite a few more before the window closes, every now and then i'll be posting a song of the day.......Heres the first.

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Finally, I might have been a bit pissed but I could have sworn I saw three tampons walking into a strip joint last night.....

Must've been Stringfellows.

Donations to the upkeep of the site are always welcome. In fact we couldn't get by without them so consider this plea as me walking amongst you holding out a hat. Now put some money in. It doesn't matter how much. Well I say that but............​

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[Monkeyface]

Bad day yesterday for ITK my hands are shaking and I've got the sweats so I need a fix today badly

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

That man took the stage, his towel was swingin' high
Oh Geno
This man was my bombers, my Dexy's, my high
Oh-oh-oh Geno-o
The crowd they all hailed you, and chanted your name
But they never knew like we knew Me and you were the same
And now you're all over, your song is so tame, brrrrr
You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name :dance:

 

[Legacy]

Shut up Harry you talk too much.

No? Not applicable in this instance?

Why? Because you like what he said?

Oh so that's how it works :roll:

Well, yeah. A manager coming out and stating that the best players at the club aren't leaving in the transfer window is what the fans want to hear.

A manager claiming that the club can't improve any more than they currently are, constantly talking about his admiration for other players that he's never going to sign and calling the club's own fans idiots, is not what the fans want to hear.

There's a big difference there.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Something went waaay over your head there didn't it? :lol:

 

[tommyt]

Quality round-ups A&C

Repeated (small) Monthly Donation....finally!!

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Cheers Tom :up:

You now have permission to watch the music vid and have the song stuck in your head all day

 

[yozza]

Cheers for the round up A&C!

 

[Clamour_Kid]

My ITK prediction for the day is:

2 lots of ITK - one about Leandro and his Brazil match, the other concerning Scott Parker.

 

[dimiSpur]

Something went waaay over your head there didn't it? :lol:

:rofl:

 

[dimiSpur]

My ITK prediction for the day is:

2 lots of ITK - one about Leandro and his Brazil match, the other concerning Scott Parker.

So now we're ITKing what the ITK is going to be?? :lol:

 

[Clamour_Kid]

So now we're ITKing what the ITK is going to be?? :lol:

Ha ha. Hell yeah!

My brother flies to Nice today with his family for Drogba's wedding. I expect a text over the weekend with any answers Drogba might give to my brother's questions.

 

[Clamour_Kid]

Oh dear! Leandro didn't play at all. Not even as sub.

http://www.goal.com/en/match/59878/brazil-vs-romania/player-ratings

 

[nailsy]

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Is it just me or is there a striking resemblance between Brooklyn Beckham and Ryan Giggs?

You just made me google Brooklyn Beckham. I feel so used! (And he looks nothing like Giggs before anyone asks).

And is it just me or is Harry saying that we're selling VDV?

My ITK prediction for the day is:

2 lots of ITK - one about Leandro and his Brazil match, the other concerning Scott Parker.

This sounds like a great new game. Predicting ITK. Can we predict cryptics too?

 

[nailsy]

Oh dear! Leandro didn't play at all. Not even as sub.

http://www.goal.com/en/match/59878/brazil-vs-romania/player-ratings

To be fair it was Ronaldos farewell game so he came on instead.

Alternatively Leandro was locked in a room with Levy and Joe Jordan and has now signed for Spurs .

 

[Clamour_Kid]

To be fair it was Ronaldos farewell game so he came on instead.

Alternatively Leandro was locked in a room with Levy and Joe Jordan and has now signed for Spurs .

ray:

 

[codspur]

ray:

I'd pray for the welfare of anyone locked in a room with Joe Jordan tooEek

 

[PT]

Oh-oh-oh Geno-o

Bastard stuck in my heeeeed.

 

[Super Tottenham]

Henderson to Liverpool for £20m could mean Sunderland come knocking on our door?

 

[Matrix]

Liverpool have just spent £20m on Henderson.

Thats 70m spent for their last 3 signings.

Im sure we cant spend like that.