The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - DEADLINE DAY!

[Scott Spur]

I might ban anyone who brags about being 'right' on something that has been blatantly obvious for like ten years as if they are some sort of football genius. Have we anyone on the firm that fits the description?

Daniel Levy is a short bald dwarf that had his mum sew his trouser pockets up when he was a kid.......tell me I'm wrong

 

[Gbspurs]

Seems like Transfer Deadkkine Day on SSN is sponsored by Football Manager.......I wondered who these 'Sky Sources' were.......

Get ready to be linked with Freddy Adu and Kennedy Bakircioglu.....

Has been for a few years. Believe it or not they compare players FM stats when talking about a transfer.

 

[Kingellesar]

Sixteen to fucking one. You beauty.

That's the best 5p I ever bet.

I'm wondering if we had no interest in him whatsoever but Levy saw 16/1.....and rubbed his hands together.

Weird one though, was very good for France, if he can replicate that form then we would have a very good player on our hands. Perhaps Hugo has been having a word.

 

[millsey]

I might ban anyone who brags about being 'right' on something that has been blatantly obvious for like ten years as if they are some sort of football genius. Have we anyone on the firm that fits the description?

I can't think of anyone......

 

[Gb160]

Word has it Levy only gave him £5.50 worth of 50p's for the electricity meter to power the black box.......he left because the crayons and chalk he was subsequently given wasn't quite the same

Classic...

 

[dondo]

Sixteen to fucking one. You beauty.

That's the best 5p I ever bet.

You owe me a fiver if we don't sign the most players today

 

[Trix]

I might ban anyone who brags about being 'right' on something that has been blatantly obvious for like ten years as if they are some sort of football genius. Have we anyone on the firm that fits the description?

*puts hand up and points at @milsey

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I'm going to lock this for a minute while I investigate the source of Sissoko leaving the French training camp rumour. And if I find its Twitter, the arse of the perp shall be divided up amongst you to do with as you will.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Sissoko's left the French team

Reports suggesting Siissoko leaving France camp, is it beyond the realms of possibility that we could sign both Isco and MS?

Bumholes gambled. Lets see.........

 

[nuttynoah]

Sissoko's left the French team

If it's for the fee the fat controller reportedly wants then surely its PSG (crosses fingers)

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Seems it was Sky Sports News. Gutted.

There is a reason we have a rule saying all sources must be quoted.

DON'T come in here with 'reports that...........'

Quote the fucking source. You pair of fly infested cum galleons.

 

[CrazyKen]

Every year i do the same mistake, i think I'm gonna get some work done on this day...I hate it so much I love it..

This smells a a little donation..Thank you SC <3

 

[dudu]

I would hate to be right all
Along.....

i dont think you would...

 

[Danners9]

Seems it was Sky Sports News. Gutted.

There is a reason we have a rule saying all sources must be quoted.

DON'T come in here with 'reports that...........'

Quote the fucking source. You pair of fly infested cum galleons.

It was actually the French national team official Twitter. So yeah, Twitter but... Sky and the others just nicked it.

 

[mil1lion]

We are actually due a good deadline day. I really hope Daniel Levy hits the jackpot today. If for no other reason but shut some people up.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

It was actually the French national team official Twitter. So yeah, Twitter but... Sky and the others just nicked it.

oooh, I wonder if I should ban them on a technicality? Would that be harsh?

Probably.

So i'm off to do it

 

[Danners9]

oooh, I wonder if I should ban them on a technicality? Would that be harsh?

Probably.

So i'm off to do it

and spank them with a studded paddle, just for good measure. Maybe the SSN reporter still has that pink dildo from the other year..

 

[Indisguise]

Personally, I'm seeing this as a watershed moment for Levy's "legendary" status. His reputation for being the deadline day mentali... ahem, specialist, could do with a bit of spit and polish. The one and only truly brilliant VDV moment just doesn't cut it anymore. Only Isco can bring back the shine.




*but Meyer will do.

 

[KidCOYS]

I can't be the only one who's a bit concerned about signing a player who's openly said he loves Arsenal and it's his dream to be there, also seems like he'd leave given the first opportunity...

Maybe I just want to be a believer on the Isco fiasco...

 

[HildoSpur]

I can't be the only one who's a bit concerned about signing a player who's openly said he loves Arsenal and it's his dream to be there, also seems like he'd leave given the first opportunity...

Maybe I just want to be a believer on the Isco fiasco...

Hey it's not a fiasco YET! So far it's all excitment and hope - give it a few hours until we can confirm truely fiasco and dashing of dreams status to rival some of the best transfer deadline disappointments ever.