- Feb 1, 2005
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Morning knobfluters
Here's todays thread for you to fill with pretty much whatever you like. We don't have rules in here, it for each individual to decide what to post and how to roll.
You fucking wish.
Rumours are surfacing that The Goat went on Deal or no Deal and banned Noel Edmonds for questioning an ITK. We can catergorically deny that this is true.
I was on the sofa last night with the wife cuddling up to me watching a romantic film. She looked at me as I stared into the middle distance and asked me, 'What are you thinking about?' I said, 'If I stick my cock under your arm, would you shuffle a deck of cards?'Mind you it was worse the night before when we were scrolling through Sky Movies for a movie to watch. 'How about Snakes on a Plane?' I asked. Mrs A&C said 'What's that about?'.........Thick bint. Mind you it was even worse the day before when I asked 'Can you hear rain dear?' She replied 'Don't be silly, it's ages until Christmas'.......If she didn't have an absolutely superb set of norks i'd have got rid of her a long time ago. But still, I can beat even those two.......You know when you're watching a quiz programme on TV and you shout out the answers? We were watching some quiz programme or another, fuck knows which one now, anyway, the slag presenting it says 'What is the largest carnivore in the world?'.....Imagine how stunned I was when Mrs A&C shouted out 'Notting Hill!'
And I think it's bad on here.
Usually I sing the songs but we received a request for Daniel Levy to sing one so here it is: Money Money Money by Daniel Levy and the fartsniffers.
I work all night, I work all day, to sign players for Spurs to play
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single winger left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If we got to sign Willian
We could announce it, take a punt then his agent acts the ****
Money, money, money
Spunking money
In the rich club's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich club's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things we could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich club's world
A star like that is hard to find but I can't get him off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be free I bet he wouldn't sign for me
That's too bad
So I must leave, I'll have to go
To Valenica or Madrid I go
And sign a player, a big name, bring a top player to White Hart Lane
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich club's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich club's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich club's world
Who will Bale sign for I don't know but now it's odds on he will go
Ain't it sad
To United or Madrid, if the offers right we will get rid
That's too bad
But just one thing that you have to know
We spending big cos of Uncle Joe
Transfer windows won't be the same, we'll never spunk this much again
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich club's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich club's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich club's world
Todays' word of the day is: ''Moist'
