The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Autoglass Edition 20th August 2013

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Morning witz.​

Not much to report on the ITK front today so we're struggling aren't we? Can't have a round-up without something to round-up. I know, let me tell you about Mrs A&C. It's not often I do that

Last night I asked her, 'Fancy an early night?'. She smiled seductively, said 'I'd love to babe', and slowly leaned in, kissing me while unbuttoning my shirt. I slowly recoiled from her loving kiss, took her small delicate hands in mine, held them tight, looked deeply into her big, blue eyes and said, 'No, I meant to say the lads are coming over to watch the match so why don't you just fuck off to bed?'​

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Then she said i'm a weak bastard who can't stick up for myself. So I got my brother to back me up in case she starts anything. Mind you, who cares what she thinks? She's so thick when someone threw a chip at our windscreen she rang autoglass.

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OK, enough of her. Seriously, i've had enough of her ​

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Oh yeah, Spurs...........Something has been bugging me lately. Something strange is happening down at our beloved Spurs and I think i've finally sussed on. I think Daniel Levy's body has been taken over by aliens. No, not the fucking immigrants you ****s, I mean aliens, proper aliens from another planet. Probably the planet spunkalot. There's no other reason that I can put my finger on for this spending spree. More on this later in the week, it's going to be an exclusive that will rock the footballing world, probably to end up being pinched by that knocker who made an article out of my Willian thing yesterday.​

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Anyway, crack on.​

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"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do"​

 

[gilzeantheking]

Isaac Asimov quote - Russian again - Willian ?

 

[AX-Spur]

As quoted in The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners (2004)

Probably Willian, but then again - I suck at cryptics... And A&C is driving me insane...

 

[Danners9]

Asimov would definitely provide some creativity... well, if he wasn't dead like.

 

[ross the saint]

Morning witz

Was when we got here

 

[SonicSarr]

I have no idea what posts 2-5 are about, some more cryptic ITK I've missed?

Anyway can we please have some ITK and a word of the day please. I'd recommend 'spunktrumpet'.

Anyway supposedly today's the day Willian makes his mind up and Lamela's 'people' are coming to London for 'discussions' so hopefully that will produce some nuggets of much-needed ITK

 

[sirwilliam]

Asimov didn't he miss from like 2 yards? Getting my usual sc fix from sunny Turkey. COYS

 

[dirtyh]

he wrote 'I, robot', starring WILL smith.

cryptic. my ass.

(hope that doesn't mean dildo my ass )

 

[Son of a Pitch]

As quoted in The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners (2004)

Probably Willian, but then again - I suck at cryptics... And A&C is driving me insane...

Asimov wrote 'I, Robot' whihc was turned into a film 'starring' William Smith
He also wrote 'Bicentenial Man' which was also turned into a film starring Robin Williams

The only thing this tells me is thst there aren't enough people in the world called Willan - but there are enough Williams which is close enough - so long as you squint.

 

[coysjod]

Asimov wrote 'I, Robot' whihc was turned into a film 'starring' William Smith
He also wrote 'Bicentenial Man' which was also turned into a film starring Robin Williams

The only thing this tells me is thst there aren't enough people in the world called Willan - but there are enough Williams which is close enough - so long as you squint.

So I was doing just that and read - as long as you squirt.

That was wrong.

 

[Breezer]

he wrote 'I, robot', starring WILL smith.

cryptic. my ass.

(hope that doesn't mean dildo my ass )

They don't call you DirtyH for nothing!

 

[$hoguN]

I feel like today is going to be a good day, no idea why, but I do. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for news on Lamela, Willian and/or Coentrao.

For those who care, it may be worth checking the Willian thread as there seems to be some Russian newspaper reporting he is close to joining us (although the veracity of the source seems to be unclear).

 

[Flashspur]

ah some lovely ITK to look forward to hopefully

 

[Ricky_Yid]

I have no idea what posts 2-5 are about, some more cryptic ITK I've missed?

Anyway can we please have some ITK and a word of the day please. I'd recommend 'spunktrumpet'.

Anyway supposedly today's the day Willian makes his mind up and Lamela's 'people' are coming to London for 'discussions' so hopefully that will produce some nuggets of much-needed ITK

Well i can personally tell you, if we sign those 2, my Spunktrumpet will be heard loud and clear accross the land!!

 

[wallyjakeman]

The question is, why would A&C need to put anything about Willian in a cryptic? Not really a secret that we're supposed to be in for him.
Unless, of course, the mods are trying to keep our simple minds occupied with russian authors instead of spamming this thread with line ups with our without a certain welshman. Longshot, I know...

Edit: not having a go at A&C to be clear. I actually like the cryptics, keeps me from focusing on work.

 

[Son of a Pitch]

The question is, why would A&C need to put anything about Willian in a cryptic? Not really a secret that we're supposed to be in for him.
Unless, of course, the mods are trying to keep our simple minds occupied with russian authors instead of spamming this thread with line ups with our without a certain welshman. Longshot, I know...

Unless of course we are resigning William Gallas and then getting Ashley Williams.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

09.56am and my first whinge of the day. Not too shabby, well done.

Anyway, when posting info, please quote a source. I've asked this about a million times.

But on top of that, it would help if it was actually ITK related.

 

[coysjod]

09.56am and my first whinge of the day. Not too shabby, well done.

Anyway, when posting info, please quote a source. I've asked this about a million times.

But on top of that, it would help if it was actually ITK related.

It's 3.55 over here, so to me you are the early bird that catches the worm.

Do you take requests for your song writing talents? Was thinking about The Smiths: Heaven knows I'm miserable know. You may choose the player.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Isaac Asimov quote - Russian again - Willian ?

Milenko Asimovic (again)

 

[talkshowhost86]

Yesterday's haul of ITK was terrible and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

If I was A&C I'd ban you all for failing to successfully fill the RO thread with ITK, but fortunately for you A&C is a lefty, liberal type and has let you all get away with it.

I expect better today though. With two weeks of the window to go this should be ITK prime-time. Sort yourselves out you slackers!