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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - THE EYE EDITION 22nd July 2014

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Archibald&Crooks

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And Tuesday's thread was full of dread……….

Seeing as people are persisting in talking formations, the merits of Danny Rose or whoever, dreaming up targets, all of which has room elsewhere on SC and none of which has anything to do with ITK, well seeing as all that's going on and seeing as repeated requests to keep this thread at least vaguely on topic are being ignored…..Today we introduce a new game.

Give a big warm SC welcome to…….

The Eye!

Yes, the eye! The game where there's only one winner and i'm left laughing my cock off!

Take the thread off topic and you get the eye watch.png . I will quote the offending post with The Eye to notify you.

Get a second eye and you're out. Eye, Eye! Out you say? Yes I say. But…but….for how long?

Well here's the fun part. (It's fun for me anyway) A draw will be made on your behalf by me, (no independant adjudicators here, oh no) and whatever comes out of the hat will be your sentence.

You can win

A 24hr ban
A 48hr ban
A one week ban
And our Jackpot prize…….A Ban for the rest of the window!

So remember! One eye watch.png is your warning

Two eyes watch.png watch.png and you're out!



The Rules: You have to be a **** to play, so that pretty much covers everyone. Winners are not notified of their prize. Sending me a PM asking will double your winnings. Wearing a bright yellow silk mankini does not grant immunity. Having a busty 20 year old sister might. If she bangs like a shit-house door.

FAQ

Can I buy myself out of a ban with a donation?
No. But if we raise £100 in donations today, I will remove the jackpot from the game.
Who decides if I get 'The Eye'
A committee made up of extremely well hung and very sadistic perverts. In other words, me.
Someone else took the thread off topic and I replied to that post, can I get The Eye?
Damn straight, you're feeding, actively participating in and assisting the spam
A&C, you're one sexy bastard, will you sleep with my wife?
Thank you but no, your mums better looking. Despite the beard.
I've been given 'The Eye' and think its unfair, can I appeal?
No
I've received 'The Eye' twice and want to know what my prize is, can I send you a PM?
See this is your problem, you don't bother reading the rules, it's been explained there. Reet.
Have you got a message for anyone getting 'The Eye' twice?
Yes! Play this for an insight into what i'm doing as I pull your plug
(Cut & Paste this into youtube) 1iHkqgKMBDc
 

Danny1

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So it's a possible for Griezmann, if we could somehow pull that off it would be a major coup. He is a fantastically talented player who fills a gap we need. Will be interesting to see if there is any other ITK that says similar to Jasper!
 

ilikeost

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I have a feeling that this thread will be very quiet today, I don't know why, it's just a feeling I have.

Anyways, the Greizmann ITK was exactly what I expected the situation to be, agents talking to the media. But man... He I hope we do go for him.
 

rawhide

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The Griezmann ITK was that we are not in for him! It wasn't being discounted that we might in the future, but we aren't in for him!
 

easley91

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I like an on topic thread. So today should be the day. Good to read we're set on making 2 signings. Ben Davies and a young CB. Griezmann if it happens would be delightful, but as we haven't officially bid it does seem rather unlikely.
 

Danny1

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The Griezmann ITK was that we are not in for him! It wasn't being discounted that we might in the future, but we aren't in for him!

That's right so it's a possible one. Probability is quite low but still possible :)
 

carpediem991

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Two eyes? Bugger, we are in for Ozil :oops:

Let's hope for some good ITK today and finally our first official signing of the summer.
 

Sandro30

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I don't see Morgan and Griezmann as financially viable, where are we going to get another £50m in sales from?

Unless Dan... Actually no forget it. We're not gonna have an outright spend.
 

carpediem991

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I don't see Morgan and Griezmann as financially viable, where are we going to get another £50m in sales from?

Unless Dan... Actually no forget it. We're not gonna have an outright spend.

Livermore 8
Dawson 4
Rose 6
Sigurdsson 7
Lennon 7
Paulinho/ Dembele 15
Sandro/ Capoue 13
Iago 3
Assou-E 2
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- 10 Davies
- 5 Vorm
- 25 Griezmann
- 17 Morgan
- 8 CB

Easy, you see :D:p
 

Archibald&Crooks

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This thread needn't be quiet at all. There are high tolerance levels for banter and we've always shown plenty of latitude with where the chat goes, but when this thread starts getting filled with stuff about Danny Rose or Eriksen, you know, stuff that's been done to death in Spurs Chat, that's taking the piss.

As is people saying "I want player X,Y or Z". Do you really? Who cares?

Other than that kind of thing, carry on.
 

HoltbiusMac

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Livermore 8
Dawson 4
Rose 6
Sigurdsson 7
Lennon 7
Paulinho/ Dembele 15
Sandro/ Capoue 13
Iago 3
Assou-E 2
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- 10 Davies
- 5 Vorm
- 25 Griezmann
- 17 Morgan
- 8 CB

Easy, you see :D:p

Sig is going to be 10 isn't he? Or the same as Davies at least. Few papers have revised their figure for Vorm down a couple of million too.
 

tiger666

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I simply refuse to entertain any thought of the likes of Griezm...

Ok JJ just shit on it anyway.

Well, guess we can talk about my 20 year old sister instead..
 

SpartanSpur

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Oh well at least JJ put us out of our misery before we got too invested in Griezmann.

(Although he could be trying to play it down...)

Nah did look too good to be true anyway.
 

GobbyJJ

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Livermore 8
Dawson 4
Rose 6
Sigurdsson 7
Lennon 7
Paulinho/ Dembele 15
Sandro/ Capoue 13
Iago 3
Assou-E 2
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65
- 10 Davies
- 5 Vorm
- 25 Griezmann
- 17 Morgan
- 8 CB

Easy, you see :D:p
Livermore 8
Dawson 4
Rose 6
Sigurdsson 7
Lennon 7
Paulinho/ Dembele 15
Sandro/ Capoue 13
Iago 3
Assou-E 2
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65
- 10 Davies
- 5 Vorm
- 25 Griezmann
- 17 Morgan
- 8 CB

Easy, you see :D:p

We've still got the Defoe money as well
 
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