The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The eyebrow edition 23rd May 2014

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Morning rumour whores

The lack of ITK makes this post a bit redundant again. Can't round up what ain't there. So instead here's a round up of posts in yesterdays thread.

"I want/don't want pochettino becuase X,Y or Z"

"I want/don't want FDB becuase X,Y or Z"

In fact, if you just come in here every morning assuming that's what went on, it'll save me repeating it.

Meanwhile word reaches me that Daniel Levy has been in ultra secret negotiations with Carlo Ancelotti's people ahead of saturdays Champions League Final. Apparently, negotiations with Carlo went smoothly and very very well. Terms were pretty much agreed very quickly and easily.

However, his left eyebrow is proving to be a tough negotiator. It seems the eyebrows mentor/agent (Former James Bond 007 actor Roger Moore) is determined to get more recognition for the eyebrow after it receved no nominations in the 'Dramatic effect' category at the Oscars. The eyebrow has certain issues/reservations about appearing on Sky TV and wants full artistic veto on interviews. Levy also wants to put a limit on how many times the eyebrow shifts upwards a bit more in interviews, citing UEFA's "eyebrow fair play" rules. Can a middle ground be found?

More on this as it develops.

 

[Vwbottom]

"No Mr De Boer, I expect you to sign!"

 

[cabinfever]

It seems the eyebrow is also upset, as is fashionable these days, that Levy did not wish it happy birthday and make a sufficient fuss of it......

 

[wookie]

Eyebrow was just another Mr 10%. Throw his body on the pile over there, on top of Pini, Kia and the rest

 

[coysjod]

I just eyebrowsed through that and it seems legit.

 

[dirtyh]

hi bro's (eye-brows?)

ffs. :dead:

the champs league final can't come quick enough as once that's gone there's no more straws to clutch.

 

[Dr Know]

FFS.........I'm off to work...

 

[Tucker]

Sounds like we better remember this eyebrows birthday, or there could be trouble.

 

[CornerPinDreamer]

Eyebrow - t - k needed

 

[arthurgrimsdell]

This is the first (and probably only) time that this thread has been too eyebrow.

 

[Amo]

FDB's not coming, is he?

 

[easley91]

Forget that eyebrow, can't we get the People's eyebrow instead? Or would that eyebrow demand even more money?

 

[18Klinsmann]

FDB's not coming, is he?

I'm still hoping he will, and apparently Zenden confirmed we held talks with him this week.It still sounds like MP is the more likely candidate, though.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Not sure i will be contributing today. The conversation all seems a bit 'igh brow to me.

 

[WiganSpur]

Eyebrows this thread and instead of finding some solid ITK all I see are ridiculous Ancelotti jokes.

 

[Sum Monsterism]

Pluck the eyebrow jokes. Let's be serious today.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

The next poster mentioning, hinting at or cryptically poking at Neil fucking Lennon will be banned in the face until Christmas at the very least.

Don't. Just don't.

Not even in jest. Some people take it seriously. I bet one or two people are even googling 'eyebrows' to see what his managerial record is like.

 

[tommyt]

Ok boss.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Ok boss.

Yeah you roll your fucking eyes. What are you in here for? ITK? Or shithouse bullshit from randoms?

Apologies if you think i'm being a toerag but this sort of thing pisses me off royally. This is the ITK thread not the 'my random mate texted me this or that' thread, resulting in pages of stuff that's not for here.

 

[Indisguise]

FDB's not coming, is he?

Nope, but Frank de Brow is up for it. Eye-ax won't give him a "raise" so he's looking for a new opening.