The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The ITK's keep secrets Edition 4th July 2013

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Good morning everyone. Are we sitting comfortably? Good. So here we go............​

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Yesterday, the following occured...........​

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Someone posts some info on SC, multitudes leapt in............​

Any news on Villa?

Are we signing Remy?

Any news on the Croatians?

Yes, he just posted some info but was holding that back just in case you asked.​

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Then JJ made a remark, nothing to do with ITK, something to do with Twitter being 'so yesterday'. Again multitudes leapt in......​

Any news on Villa?

Are we signing Soldado?

Any truth to the Remy rumours?

Any news on the Croatians?

How big is your willy?

Yes, yes, yes and yes again. He was hoping you'd ask, because he really wasn't going to say unless you did.​

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Late on even The Goat popped in...........Guess what?​

Any news on Villa?

Are we signing Remy?

Any news on the Croatians?

Suddenly, on the OS is an announcement that we have signed a player who we have had no ITK on.

Interesting that we never had any ITK on him

To be fair, you never asked

Yes that's right, ITK have been rumbled. The fuckers are holding back on us. Meh. It won't sink in.​

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In other news, did you know me and Mrs A&C made a porn DVD? It only lasts three minutes, but there is an extended version coming out soon that lasts for twenty but its mainly snoring and farting.​

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As for the ITK that came in the traditional manner.......Or did someone ask them? Fiucks sake.​

Insert possibly the third worst cryptic of all time here

3.5 seconds later everyone guessed it was Pjanic we were trying to sign​

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Then some info on Bale. You must be asking the right questions.........​

Bale to become our highest paid player ever!

Fair enough I suppose.........​

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Then Gilzeantheking whored this off COYS, POTL on Soldado​

Don't jump the gun on this one. Hadn't mentioned anything on this one for certain reasons. There is definite interest- but it isn't close at time of writing. Never know with Franco tho- did a great job out in Brazil. There will be news on the house by the weekend hopefully though. Positivity.

Nice. Big week coming up? One would hope.​

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Then JJetset posted here on SC​

The case against Remy in the alleged rape isnt that strong to be honest. He should get off.

Us and QPR are new besties also at chairman level. The bloke who manages their football team is still completely nuts!

Regarding Soldado is that, he isnt first choice and has been heavily considered over the last few years and when he was at Getafe. Valencia are still not great financially so they could do with the money however he wants big wages and a fee plus his age works against him with Daniel being closer to 30 than 25! However my onion is that he really is Top quality and would be great for us but would be surprised to see it happen.

Erm dont be surprised to see Townsend go somewhere if he isnt playing every week as he doesnt want to sit around and be a bench warmer this season.

Which prompted shitloads of questions. And he never answered one of them. Maybe he just posted what he knew? Maybe he just wants to be left alone like that? Maybe.

Finally The Goat bleated/spammed the thread/abused his powers, it all depends on how tight your arse is......

The Goat has had word of Bale's growing commercial dealings in the UK that suggest a move from the Premier League is highly unlikely this season.

Which didn't satisfy some when i'd have thought all indicators that he's staying would be welcome.

And that was yesterday's thread. A bit like a tango really. Slow, slow, quick quick slow.

Meanwhile, in the rags....... Real Madrid have put their bid to lure Tottenham star Gareth Bale, 23, on hold - for this summer at least (Marca) and Queens Park Rangers manager Harry Redknapp wants to sign Tottenham's England midfielder Scott Parker (London Evening Standard)

And finally......

I was having another row with Mrs A&C last night. I said to her: "You're pathetic. All you care about is getting the upper hand in these ridiculous arguments."

She went off crying.

4-3 to me, I think

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[spurs9]

Suddenly, on the OS is an announcement that we have signed a player who we have had no ITK on.​

LOL, I actually checked the OS when I saw this.

 

[dk-yid]

Great update A&C

Any news on Villa though?

 

[shelfboy68]

Lets hope the croatian lads are sorted soon they sound very promising.

 

[cabinfever]

What? No word of the day today?

 

[easley91]

Way too early to read we announced a signing and thinking we actually did. -.-

 

[Danners9]

It would be typical that we sign Villa and Paulinho on 4th July and then alien ships attack, as prophesied by Will Smith and Bill Pulman.

 

[Singayid]

slow down - I'm still on page 25 from yesterday

 

[etchedchaos]

It would be typical that we sign Villa and Paulinho on 4th July and then alien ships attack, as prophesied by Will Smith and Bill Pulman.

As long as they stay away from The White House, we should be fine.

 

[voxy28]

A&C, just one request. Could you edit the transfer banner swapping Moutinho for Paulinho..... its a non story for Moutinho to begin with and it irritates me whenever I see his face.

 

[Jaffer99]

I'm not holding my breath today for any OS signings(ieaulinho and Villa)...

 

[Dr Know]

LOL, I actually checked the OS when I saw this.

Shit! I wish I read your post before I did it myself

 

[AX-Spur]

LOL, I actually checked the OS when I saw this.

Think many of us do, the OS is currently down (for me at least...)

 

[rawhide]

Think many of us do, the OS is currently down (for me at least...)

It must be prepping for a big announcement!

Quadruple signing! Paul, Dave, Alen & Tim/n

 

[talkshowhost86]

It worries me that so many people follow what A&C says so blindly.

This is how Nazi Germany started.

 

[AX-Spur]

It must be prepping for a big announcement!

Quadruple signing! Paul, Dave, Alen & Tim/n

Back online, no new signings...

 

[Adam456]

Think many of us do, the OS is currently down (for me at least...)

Yeah ditto, ditto and ditto. OS is down

 

[Yid-ol]

Yeah ditto, ditto and ditto. OS is down

it is up for me

 

[Booney]

If all these signings are nearing completion then it must be close to medical o'clock at THFC. Should mean some new info.

Whatever happened to that loose-tongued doc that spilled the beans on Gylfi's medical? Can we start hounding him yet?

 

[rawhide]

Back online, no new signings...

I am disappoint.