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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - THE KARMA CHAMELEON EDITION 11th July 2012

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Archibald&Crooks

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Good morning all. Another day another rumour..........There was plenty of ITK yesterday but you know what? Fuck it. Yes, bollocks to yesterday's ITK. Go to the Read Only to catch up on yesterday's utterings because today, well today I feel like singing a song..................

*A&C breaks into song, to the tume of Karma Chameleon by Culture Club.

There's some rumours in your postings today
If I listened to your info would you say
I'm a man without conviction,
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a fucking cryptic.
They come and go, they come and go.

Rumour rumour rumour rumour rumours and eyeteekay,
They come and go, they come and go.
Cryptics would be easy if your colours weren't hard to know,
Blue and Yellow, Blue and Yellow.

Log on just to hear your info every day
And you used to be so right, you heard me say
That your info was an addiction.
When you post, you're never wrong.
When you want, you post a cryptic.
String us along, string us along.

Rumour rumour rumour rumour rumours and eyeteekay,
They come and go, they come and go.
Cryptics would be easy if your colours weren't hard to know,
Blue and Yellow, Blue and Yellow.

Every day your info changes,
You're my source, posting what I know.
Every day is like my birthday,
You're my source, but not my rival.

I'm a man who loves your info,
I'm a man, who doesn't know
When you tell, I get excited
I cum you go, i'm just a rumour ho

Rumour rumour rumour rumour rumours and eyeteekay,
They come and go, they come and go.
Cryptics would be easy if your colours weren't hard to know,
Blue and Yellow, Blue and Yellow.

What the fuck is that about I hear you say
If you gave it to me straight I wouldn't play
So you make another cryptic
Leave us all as I Don't Know
I can't help but think you're smiling
Guess Blue, don't know
Who the fucks Yellow

Fade out. Run out. Later, tards.

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Singaspursofsixspence

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Aug 17, 2005
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hilarious!~!

now you've gone and made me sign along to that lyrics and to the image of Boy George pracing aboutas well!
 

Ionman34

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Jun 1, 2011
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You fackin loon A&C, are you the songwriter for Weird Al Jankovich?

And where's the wife joke? I feel so 'insyatisfied'.
 

Shanks

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May 11, 2005
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Can't raise a smile this earlier.

Getting closed though and for some reason excited about all this transfer malarkey at the moment!!!
 

hugrr

Gimme some gravey
Aug 17, 2008
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I've scratched my mystic balls, they've told me how the week pans out

Press conference today introducing Freund as AM, Ade announced tomorrow, then Lloris & Mouthino unveiled on Friday, followed by a Messi Saturday,
 

Gbspurs

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Jan 27, 2011
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I don't remember a time where everyone was so happy by the 2nd week in July! Normally everyone is losing the plot by this point.
 

whitelightwhiteheat

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Jul 21, 2006
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A&C strikes again. The man's a fucking genius!!!

To keep it on topic. So with Moutinho - talks have started with Porto? If the Vertonghen deal is anything to go by we should have the Moutinho deal wrapped up by Christmas! Good times.
 

talkshowhost86

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I'm going to be pretty busy at work today so if we could save all the excitement until i'm slightly more free that would be good.
 

Spurs1960

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Not raining here in Kent just yet, due to hammer down tomorrow and they wonder why we go abroad for our holidays.
 
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