The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - THE PLAYSCHOOL EDITION 29th May

[Parkie]

OH FUCK YOU BERGLAD.

We love you both the same. Well whored.

Edit: sunnyDelight just a bit too slow...

 

[Sum Monsterism]

Shall we all just keep copying and pasting the same thing?

ITK from the Cobra

Bale dont worry.

Leandro has agreed terms he's seeing Sandro over weekend too. He will 100% be a Spurs player.

AvB has a four year deal on the table. Ripped up old one new comprehensive one ready much bigger say in club. Wants DOF before signing it.

That's it. Water tight ship other wise

 

[Mr Pink]

Sweet, so its all good in the hood again. What a day, so many ups and downs which really doesn't help my bi polar - in fact it totally exacerbates it.

 

[Parkie]

Shall we all just keep copying and pasting the same thing?

ITK from the Cobra

Bale dont worry.

Leandro has agreed terms he's seeing Sandro over weekend too. He will 100% be a Spurs player.

AvB has a four year deal on the table. Ripped up old one new comprehensive one ready much bigger say in club. Wants DOF before signing it.

That's it. Water tight ship other wise

Only if it's in a different colour each time. Makes it look new, see.

 

[ButchCassidy]

Hopefully Sandro and Damiao and AVB become inseparable friends, because I can see some massive offers coming in for the Beast after next season...

 

[Blackcanary]

Shall we all just keep copying and pasting the same thing?

ITK from the Cobra

Bale dont worry.

Leandro has agreed terms he's seeing Sandro over weekend too. He will 100% be a Spurs player.

AvB has a four year deal on the table. Ripped up old one new comprehensive one ready much bigger say in club. Wants DOF before signing it.

That's it. Water tight ship other wise

Those are all awesome things that bear repeating!

Can we just talk about how Sandro is not only an absolute monster for us on the pitch...but is also now helping us recruit strikers whilst injured. He's a glorious, glorious man.

And I can't stop laughing at the fact that AVB wants the proof of an actual, flesh and blood DOF before putting pen to paper. Smart cookie, that one...

 

[Snarfalicious]

Hopefully Sandro and Damiao and AVB become inseparable friends, because I can see some massive offers coming in for the Beast after next season...

Yeah, and especially the other two should Damiao be productive and AVB produce another record-breaking points total season.

 

[Syn_13]

Those are all awesome things that bear repeating!

Can we just talk about how Sandro is not only an absolute monster for us on the pitch...but is also now helping us recruit strikers whilst injured. He's a glorious, glorious man.

And I can't stop laughing at the fact that AVB wants the proof of an actual, flesh and blood DOF before putting pen to paper. Smart cookie, that one...

This does sound promising doesn't it? Always did wonder if Sandro would try and help bend Leandro's ear (more like rip the fucker off!) as he would know the guy fairly well from the Brazilian national scene. He clearly loves playing for Spurs so I can imagine he'd be bigging us up to his Brazilian mates.

I do hope there is truth in this, is The Cobra a reliable ITK?

 

[TottenhamLegend]

Been at Alton Towers for the last 2 days and it seems I missed the biggest fucking rollercoaster of all in here!

A summary of today off the top of my head, in chronological order:

- Bale staying (new contract signed, not yet announced), Leandro very close.
- JJ drops the Bale bomb. SC assumes Bale will be pictured in a RM shirt on their official site in minutes.

"45 seconds later"

- POTL - "Bale is staying". SC breathes a collective sigh of relief.
- Bale should stay but is asking for too much money at the moment.
- Lloris being looked at by Monaco and Townsend by West Ham. SC shit's a massive, collective brick.

"3 minutes later"

- Lloris and Townsend will definitely be in our 2013/14 squad.
- Leandro "done", Bale staying (not yet signed a new contract).
- AVB signing a new contract but wants a DoF first.


I love ITK and I love SC.

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And on that note, I'm off to bed.

Goodnight.

 

[hugrr]

This does sound promising doesn't it? Always did wonder if Sandro would try and help bend Leandro's ear (more like rip the fucker off!) as he would know the guy fairly well from the Brazilian national scene. He clearly loves playing for Spurs so I can imagine he'd be bigging us up to his Brazilian mates.

I do hope there is truth in this, is The Cobra a reliable ITK?

If the Cobra is the equivalent of the goat, then it's from good sources who do not wish to be named. However I'm not sure whether the Cobra is done like that or whether it is one source.

 

[KILLA_SIN]

If he does sign I hope the kid hits the ground running he will be slaughtered otherwise with the weight of expectation he has on him.

 

[ButchCassidy]

So lets announce Damiao next Monday, Baldini on Friday, Bale and AVB the week after and Villa and Ince the next day. I can live with that

 

[Berglad]

If the Cobra is the equivalent of the goat, then it's from good sources who do not wish to be named. However I'm not sure whether the Cobra is done like that or whether it is one source.

It's multiple sources I think, Sibs rated its probability 6/10 FYI though he did the same with POTL's posts today.

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Think the LD deal has been finalised for a while, IIRC Sandro several months back retweeted someone asking to him to bring Damiao back with him when returning to England from Brazil.

 

[Syn_13]

If the Cobra is the equivalent of the goat, then it's from good sources who do not wish to be named. However I'm not sure whether the Cobra is done like that or whether it is one source.

Are you just saying that just because it's an animal based name? I mean, would it make it any less valid if it was from some bloke going by the name of "Cheese" or "Dandelion" something?

 

[Spursidol]

If the Cobra is the equivalent of the goat, then it's from good sources who do not wish to be named. However I'm not sure whether the Cobra is done like that or whether it is one source.

Goat equivalent with multiple sources as I understand it

 

[tony_parkes]

Why so much gay writing in pink lipstick?

 

[SibsTHFC]

If the Cobra is the equivalent of the goat, then it's from good sources who do not wish to be named. However I'm not sure whether the Cobra is done like that or whether it is one source.

It's a few... I think I've had about 5 different sources to date...

A few seem to have legit info but don't want the ITK tag so would rather remain anon.

 

[Spursidol]

So lets announce Damiao next Monday, Baldini on Friday, Bale and AVB the week after and Villa and Ince the next day. I can live with that

Just want to check that you do know the Transfer Window doesn't officially open until 1 Juty.........so there is another month of the silly season to go

 

[SibsTHFC]

It's multiple sources I think, Sibs rated its probability 6/10 FYI though he did the same with POTL's posts today.

I pretty much make that up... Would love to get rid if it but its coded in... Lol.. Etc...

If in doubt give it 6 is my rule... Don't read anything in to it