The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - THE THANK YOU FOR THE MUSIC EDITION 13th July 2012

[Archibald&Crooks]

​

Good morning everyone, welcome to the last round-up of the week. Not much ITK floating around which is just as well because i'm in a bit of a rush this morning. Once again i'm playing the real life card. However, before I crack on, have you donated this month? Today would bea good day to do it because from Monday, burly men dressed in Stone Island clobber and wearing sunglasses will be knocking on doors. Lock up your mums.


This morning I was torn between writing this round-up and bashing one out but I figured I cld di bof zso plse exkusye the tiypn..........

*Clears throat and starts singing, to the tune of Thank You for the Music, by ABBA.

I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a known rumour whore
If I post a rumour, you've probably heard it before
But i'm not eyeteekay, and that's not a bad thing
'cause everyone listens when they start to post
We're so pleased we're allowed
All we want is to post it out loud

So I say
Thank you for the rumours, the stuff we're posting
Thanks for all the info their boasting
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a rumour or a cryptic what are we?
So I say thank you for the cryptics
For giving them to me

SC says there were ITK's around before I could walk
It says they began with cryptics before they could talk
And I've often wondered, how did it all start?
Who found out that nothing can capture a heart
Like a cryptic clue can?
Well, whoever it was, I'm a fan

So I say
Thank you for the rumours, the stuff we're posting
Thanks for all the info their boasting
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a rumour or a cryptic what are we?
So I say thank you for the cryptics
For giving them to me

We've been so lucky, we get our info posted early
Some of the names mentioned, it makes your toes go all curly
When we get a cryptic, well that's just the start
Who'd have thought Blue and Yellow could capture our hearts
We await more such text
And we wonder just who the fucks next

So I say
Thank you for the rumours, the stuff we're posting
Thanks for all the info their boasting
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a rumour or a cryptic what are we?
So I say thank you for the cryptics
For giving them to me

THE END

Laters masturbators.

Have you donated this month? Then donate again!, every penny raised goes toward the server costs which allow us to bring you our unrivalled ITK coverage!​

AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS​

SC relies on donations to keep going and we need your help so please make a donation now to help keep us going!​

​

Please click on the Donate button which will take you to the Front Page. From there click on the Donate button again and you will be taken to our donation portal.​

 

[Singaspursofsixspence]

Excellent tune, A&C! You are hilariously funny and its one of the best things I look forward to reading whenever you post the roundup

 

[cabinfever]

Great start to the day!!

 

[topcert]

Great work A&C

 

[Twizzle]

Friday the 13th ?

Could be our lucky day.

 

[Gilzeanking]

Thankyou for the roundup.....for giving it to meee..

 

[onthetwo]

Ive just worked out the masterplan - if we sell Defoe over the wekend we wont have a single striker left in training on Monday at which point we can just rename the club 'Spain'' and become World and European champions in an instant. Easy

 

[andyp8080]

Morning. A&C yet again with an amusing start!

 

[Super Tottenham]

Anyone posted this?

in​

Date: 12th July 2012
ITK: The Cobra
Player: Lloris
Probability: 8/10
Source/Status:

Info:

Lloris is coming. Adebayor will be at training on Monday.​

Also hinted in this cryptic from Akqayid on twatter:

The French became close when the Tunnel opened. It become a lot closer tonight. #SCITK​

 

[rawhide]

I'll say it then... I want my Funtime Friday!

Oh, and excellent work A&C

 

[tony0379]

Oh how I have missed the cobra.

 

[rawhide]

Sorting things out with Lloris is slow... (just for Scutch)

 

[Sum Monsterism]

Could akqayid's itk of last night refer to PSG owners buying a % of THFC?

 

[Booney]

Cheers A&C. You are the ITK queen.

 

[Pasadena Spurs]

Cheers A&C. You are the ITK queen.

Corrected for you:
Cheers A&C. You are the ITK Dancing Queen

 

[gazzeh]

Anyone posted this?

in​

Date: 12th July 2012
ITK: The Cobra
Player: Lloris
Probability: 8/10
Source/Status:

Info:

Lloris is coming. Adebayor will be at training on Monday.​

Also hinted in this cryptic from Akqayid on twatter:

The French became close when the Tunnel opened. It become a lot closer tonight. #SCITK​

Sounds good.

 

[cabinfever]

Sorting things out with Lloris is slow... (just for Scutch)

Money, Money, Money!







Sorry, I'll get my coat!

 

[rawhide]

Anyone posted this?

in​

Date: 12th July 2012
ITK: The Cobra
Player: Lloris
Probability: 8/10
Source/Status:

Info:

Lloris is coming. Adebayor will be at training on Monday.​

Also hinted in this cryptic from Akqayid on twatter:

The French became close when the Tunnel opened. It become a lot closer tonight. #SCITK​

Have you posted in the RO?

 

[Super Tottenham]

Have you posted in the RO?

Yes.

 

[greaves]

Money, Money, Money!







Sorry, I'll get my coat!

Waterloo. Yikes.