The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - Weekend of 14/15th June 2014

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Morning all. Here's your weekend thread.

Behave yourselves.

I was sitting on the train yesterday opposite a really sexy Thai bird. I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did

Then I was having a pretty big shit last night, one of those that makes you think you're actually giving birth and at the highest point of struggle to drop it out, at the peak of my straining and grunting, Mrs A&C accidentally turned off the light in the toilet.

Immediately I started to scream like crazy, she turned it back on and asked through the door "what's the matter, are you alright"?

With a huge relief, I replied: "Nothing, I'm fine, I just thought my eyes popped out"

meh

 

[kitchen]

What Me Worry?

 

[Leachie]

Meet smart Arab women?

 

[Hoddtastic72]

Its quiet in here today

 

[duffster]

Yeah it's too quiet.

 

[DaSpurs]

Yet another MAD reference with the avatar. Hmm...

 

[tony_parkes]

Meltdown

 

[Syn_13]

Yet another MAD reference with the avatar. Hmm...

Pictorial cryptics. Love it. No idea about MAD though, so fuck knows what it could mean.

Or....A&C just likes MAD. Well, he is MAD at least.

 

[Joshua shepherd]

Pictorial cryptics. Love it. No idea about MAD though, so fuck knows what it could mean.

Or....A&C just likes MAD. Well, he is MAD at least.

Morgan and Dejan (Schneiderlin and Lovren)?

 

[Syn_13]

Morgan and Dejan (Schneiderlin and Lovren)?

Sorry, mate, don't get it. What link do they have to the characters in the pics?

 

[DaSpurs]

Sorry, mate, don't get it. What link do they have to the characters in the pics?

MAD

Morgan & Dejan

 

[yankspurs]

Can't wait for Spetember to get here ans we dont sign either Morgan or Lovren. Think these MAD avatars are being blown wayyyyyy out proportion. But people here are desperate right now with the lack of anything juicy so they'll take anything and run with it.

 

[DaSpurs]

Can't wait for Spetember to get here ans we dont sign either Morgan or Lovren. Think these MAD avatars are being blown wayyyyyy out proportion. But people here are desperate right now with the lack of anything juicy so they'll take anything and run with it.

It's all in good fun bro, no one's making any assumptions.

 

[teddy_sheringham_125]

MAD

Morgan & Dejan

But why Morgan? Why not Morata, Moreno or Martinez? Have there been any more hints from A&C? Personally, I think he is just saying that we are all mad. Then again, I'm bored and waiting for the football, so I'm happy to speculate on pseudo-ITK.

 

[DaSpurs]

But why Morgan? Why not Morata, Moreno or Martinez? Have there been any more hints from A&C? Personally, I think he is just saying that we are all mad. Then again, I'm bored and waiting for the football, so I'm happy to speculate on pseudo-ITK.

Ha hell I dunno man, I'm not the first one who threw the names out there and it's all nothing but speculation anyway.

 

[yankspurs]

Ha hell I dunno man, I'm not the first one who threw the names out there and it's all nothing but speculation anyway.

I'll take Morata for 200, please

*I pray someone gets the reference

 

[ardiles&villa]

MAD = morata and druissi

 

[RuskyM]

More Acronyms DYARGH

 

[coysjod]

I'll take Morata for 200, please

*I pray someone gets the reference

You forgot to put it as a question so you loose.

 

[coysjod]

Mums And Daughters.

Ok, was on my way out anyway, you can keep the bloody coat.