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Discussion in 'The January 2016 Transfer Rumours Archive' started by Archibald&Crooks, Nov 4, 2015.

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  1. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    Closed while I complete the course of medication i've been on since the last transfer window.

    Or until we actually start getting some ITK to discuss.

    Usual rules apply - don't fuck about or you're out. Yeah I know, its poetry…….
     
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  2. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    Daniel Levy will knock out Wladimir Klitschko when they fight in Dusseldorf on Saturday, says Spurs Community idiot, drunkard and backscuttler A&C

    Ukrainian Klitschko, 39, has been a world heavyweight champion since 2006, engaged in 27 world title fights and made 23 successful title defences.

    He will be defending his WBA, IBF and WBO belts against Britain's Daniel Levy, holder of the EPL ultra gossamer featherweight baldycoot title.

    "How boring would it be if Klitschko won? But I'm picking Levy, in round five or six," A&C told Spurscommunity.

    "Levy will come out fighting, the adrenalin will get to him, take over his body. Then his ninja-like qualities will see him through as he spins into the air to deliver a series of telling uppercuts and rabbit punches as he taunts Klitschko by saying "Do you know what nemesis means?".

    "He throws a lot of snake punches and moves a lot for a dwarf but Klitschko has got so much experience, he's been defending his heavyweight title for 10 years. But it only takes one shot."

    "Not since David sparked out Goliath will we have seen such an upset" said A&C as he finished snorting a line of Harpic. "Levy will revolutionise boxing, the heavyweight division is crying out for a stunted malignant bald headed dwarf to shake it up and that could come this Saturday night"

    The fight was cast into doubt when controversy arose over the type of stool Levy will stand on to deliver his punches, but that has now been resolved.

    Levy has been in intensive training camp ever since he heard how much boxers earn. Its a pie he wants his slice of and A&C isn't betting against him getting it.

    There. Some ITK :p
     
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  3. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    Right. I await ITK. Let loose the whores! @dovahkiin etc please PM me with your first snippet and we'll cut the ribbon on this bad boy.
     
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  4. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    OK we're off! ITK has been posted. The usual Transfer Rumour rules apply, these rules should be read and understood as this forum and in particular this thread is moderated differently to the rest of the site.
     
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  5. DiscoD1882

    DiscoD1882 SC Supporter

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    like those annoying little fucking elves i have to put up with for the entire month of December. Its Back! Missed you guys.

    Edit: mention something ITK related or get banned Disco. erm. nice to see Manure and chelsea already waging war on Harry Kane? Yeah that ought to do it. Phew.
     
  6. Insomnia

    Insomnia Twisted Firestarter

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    where's the itk been posted, sorry for being dumb
     
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  7. Breezer

    Breezer Position??? Magician!!!!

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  8. DanielCHillier

    DanielCHillier Well-Known Member

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    Not sure whether to read the Berahino ITK as, we'll go back in for him but have other targets as WBA are unlikely to deal, OR we've moved on from Berahino now and will be pursuing only new targets.
     
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  9. thinktank

    thinktank Hmmm...

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    Good, don't want berahino - waste of good money.
    Kane - doubt if his head'll turn.
     
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  10. robbiedee

    robbiedee Mama said knock you out

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    The media is going to unbearable isn't it? The whole of January and then again from next May. I think Kane is a good egg and will be loyal to Spurs. As long as his agent isn't some sort of turd like Bales agent was.

    He's one of our own.
     
  11. Insomnia

    Insomnia Twisted Firestarter

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    As long as we're improving, making strides both with the new Stadium & on the pitch I like to think, given how he's Spurs & still so young, he'll stay. BUT money talks both in terms of fee offered & wages offered. I've learnt never to say never in football.
     
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  12. JUSTINSIGNAL

    JUSTINSIGNAL Well-Known Member

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    If we really want Beharino I suspect we will just hold out until the summer or the end of his contract if WBA don't relent before.
     
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  13. dude573

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    Poch clearly desperately wanted Berahino in the summer and if that is the case again then I think we should push strongly for him in January. Berahino has been average this season, but look at how many players in our squad were average before Poch arrived, Dembele, Rose, Walker, Lamela etc

    Poch has got the best out of players who a lot of us had written off and I think he can do the same with Saido.
     
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  14. talkshowhost86

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    Really hard to know where we're at with Berahino because it was clear Poch wanted him in the Summer, but I'm not entirely sure where he'd fit in now.

    Couldn't really see him ahead of any of Lamela, Eriksen or Son playing behind the striker (and that's without considering the fact that Dembele has also played there and at some point we'll have Chadli back), and it would seem a huge amount to pay for a backup striker.

    I think he'd strengthen the squad, and would certainly give us some extra options, but still seems unlikely to me.
     
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  15. Mr Pink

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    West Brom are fools really, its not like he's being used regularly for them now.

    No sympathy for them and his stock will continue to drop as he sits on the bench and his contract winds down. All that hard ball and for what? Mugs.

    Guess it depends on other interest as well, if there isn't any Levy could well of played it well.
     
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  16. DanielCHillier

    DanielCHillier Well-Known Member

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    And Pritchard
     
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    Hopefully with the media circus that unfolded around Kane's dry patch earlier in the season he will have learned not to pay attention the their drivel.
     
  18. HildoSpur

    HildoSpur Likes Erik Lamela, deal with it.

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    Really not sure what I think of the whole Berahino thing to be honest, his attitude is a big worry but I guess if Poch still wants him we should try and get the lad for him. That said I am sure we have other options. As for Kane, I would expect us to get him signed up to a new mega bucks deal at some point soon which is well deserved.
     
  19. npearl4spurs

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    Way too much money for Berahino - I'm glad we have other targets. What about the loan system? Just something to get us to the summer and hopefully top 4. I wonder if our place on Jan 1st and then throughout the rest of the month will alter targets/strategy any?
     
  20. Riandor

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    Happy for Chelsea and Man United to come in for Kane.

    Whilst they're utterly wasting their time, we can concentrate on getting our striker in.

    The only reason I can see them doing this is to desperately try and put Kane off of his game with all the media frenzy, rather than seriously believe they can sign him.
     
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