The Golf Thread

[robbiedee]

That's better. Come on you Europe...Come on you Europe!!!!

 

[Gb160]

first foursome is off @ 7:50EST so in 10 minutes.

edit: judging by the way things are going you might need to get some alcohol as well.

Sorry what was that?
I'll get you some piss weak beer that you lot like whilst im there.

Whoever suggested that Rory should take the afternoon off and go sightseeing is clearly an arse.

 

[spurs mental]

Reed has an awful green jacket that at least signifies something. Poulter, again, the Arsenal fan, thinks it's high fashion and tries to scam people into buying his garbage. Additionally, Reed is a paragon of integrity hence he is the focus of all the Euro-hate...y'all hate his values. Sad!!!!

Reed is a ****

 

[Gb160]

Reed is a ****

Irritating fat toadboy...only slightly less irritating than that shitehawk Spieth.

 

[robbiedee]

What did they give the yanks for lunch??

Poulter is a thick as pig shit gooner, but I like him...he's raised Rorys game here.

Fleetwood's playing really well and Sergio/Noren are on fire.

I think I've rubbed something blue in my eye...

 

[spurs mental]

What's Johnson been sniffing during the lunch break?

 

[Gb160]

Where's @heelspurs gone ?

I always think the yanks look stupid in their Miami Vice trousers.

 

[spurs mental]

Johnson's definitely been on the dust at lunch

 

[UncleBuck]

Seriously, some of the comments from the crowd...why?

 

[spurs mental]

Seriously, some of the comments from the crowd...why?

Because Americans

 

[spurs mental]

Mickelson and DeChambeau was a DeShambles

 

[Gb160]

Furyk out!!

Well the Yanks completely, as some would say, 'bottled it' this afternoon.

 

[Nine while nine]

A poem for Day 1 of the Ryder Cup

5-3 up from 3-0 down.
It's a fucking doddle.
Furyk's had the worst collapse
Since Spurs had Glenda Hoddle.

 

[DiscoD1882]

U ROP!!!

 

[dagraham]

Since that Utd game I’ve tried hard to block 3-0 up 5-3 down out of my head, but that was very enjoyable today .

 

[heelspurs]

Where's @heelspurs gone ?

I always think the yanks look stupid in their Miami Vice trousers.

Hey, I've gone nowhere. Some of us actually had some work to focus on FFS.

And IDK who the f*ck you think you're kidding. You think Septics look stupid in anything.

Great first day. I didn't catch play-by-play of the foursomes for aforementioned reasons. Credit to you Euro-chumps for giving it and taking it in the proper manner in this thread. I'm just having a bit of fun and loving the shit talk. Expect more of the same for tomorrow's rounds....*****!

 

[Gb160]

Hey, I've gone nowhere. Some of us actually had some work to focus on FFS.

And IDK who the f*ck you think you're kidding. You think Septics look stupid in anything.

Great first day. I didn't catch play-by-play of the foursomes for aforementioned reasons. Credit to your Euro-chumps for giving it and taking it in the proper manner in this thread. I'm just ahving a bit of fun and loving the shit talk. Expect more of the same for tomorrow's rounds....*****!

Yeah im just gobbing off while I can...today just proves how quickly things can change.
Gonna need to have 2 screens on tomorrow, one eye on Spurs, one eye on team blue slapping some yank arses!

 

[heelspurs]

Yeah im just gobbing off while I can...today just proves how quickly things can change.
Gonna need to have 2 screens on tomorrow, one eye on Spurs, one eye on team blue slapping some yank arses!

Tomorrow is another day in the long fight for freedom. As 'Muricans we understand that it takes only 1 brave soul to stand for liberty amongst the oppressors. Can you find this brave soul in this picture?

 

[Arnoldtoo]

Tomorrow is another day in the long fight for freedom. As 'Muricans we understand that it takes only 1 brave soul to stand for liberty amongst the oppressors. Can you find this brave soul in this picture?

Is it the guy in the blue cap?

 

[heelspurs]

Is it the guy in the blue cap?

I count 5-10 of them so it's a fair chance. Well done you.