The Lawro Thread

[hugrr]

The moustaché twat has us down to lose this weekend, & can barely muster two sentences about our game.

West Brom v Tottenham
I have a feeling Tottenham's impressive unbeaten run, which has lasted since the opening day of the season, might be about to end.

The way West Brom play, they will be able to stop Spurs and I think the Baggies will edge what will probably be a very scrappy encounter.

Lawro's prediction: 1-0

Great analysis as to why you utter bellend.

Though he does manage to muster more analysis of our current form in his write up of the Liverpool game, the twat.

Newcastle v Liverpool (16:00 GMT)
Steve McClaren has tried pretty much everything to get a reaction from his Newcastle players - from talking them up and giving them praise to criticising them.

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I don't know if his squad is strong enough for wholesale changes but maybe that is his best way of getting a result? I just don't know if they will have the tools for the job to be honest.

Liverpool's away form is the best in the Premier League and the other good news for Jurgen Klopp is that his problem up front is now that he has to pick from a lot of players who are coming back rather than the number of players he has out.

The Reds have got real momentum at the moment. I am inclined to put Tottenham down in that category but Liverpool's is better and their confidence is sky-high at the moment.

Lawro's prediction: 0-2

 

[Nine while nine]

The moustaché twat has us down to lose this weekend, & can barely muster two sentences about our game.


Great analysis as to why you utter bellend.

Though he does manage to muster more analysis of our current form in his write up of the Liverpool game, the twat.

Lawro's guest predictor this week is Indie songsmith Tim Burgess, who also goes for the Baggies to win.

Which, rather neatly, means that two Charlatans have predicted we'll lose this weekend...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34978258

 

[Mr Pink]

Nice logic there Lawro. We battered them last season in the same fixture, 3-0 IIRC, and i reckon we're a much better side now.

They're no different really.

Had we beaten Chelsea I doubt he'd be predicting that....with a week's rest will be back to the way we have been.

 

[TottenhamLegend]

Love how he says their style of play is suited to stop us, but doesn't give ANY description of what that style is.

I'm sure he just pulls sentences out of a big sentence bank he has stored 2 foot up his arse.

 

[Dennism]

He does not like Spurs because he sees us as rival to his beloved Liverpool. My dog could do more accurate predictions.

 

[avonspurs]

Good to see Lawro say that Liverpool's away form is "the best in the premier league"......

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/form-guide.html?tableView=away

 

[Spurger King]

He should spend less time demonstrating his awful knowledge of football, and more time ironing out that shrivelled ball sack of a face.

 

[guy]

What a tit

 

[JimmyG2]

He does not like Spurs because he sees us as rival to his beloved Liverpool. My dog could do more accurate predictions.

Offer the dog to BBC on half the money they pay Lawro,
and a year's supply of dog biscuits.
They might jump at it.

 

[BrentfordYid]

He couldn't predict a fart after Christmas dinner the twat.

 

[King of Otters]

I bet his moustache stinks of nob.

 

[dricha1]

He couldn't predict a fart after Christmas dinner the twat.

I laughed for a full 10 minutes at this. Brilliant.

 

[oskathegobshite]

I always picture this guy in a working mens club sucking beer mats for some reason

 

[mightyspur]

I always picture this guy in a working mens club sucking beer mats for some reason

You often picture old geezers at working mens clubs sucking on stuff do you fella?

 

[Adam456]

The Charlatans were my favourite band as I was growing up and I met Tim after a gig about 3 years ago.

If I'd known he was going to team up with that Chuckle brother any time soon I'd have told him to hang his recently blonde beatnik bowl cut in shame and give me a rendition of GGTH

Only joking Tim (well the bit about your new hair) - love yer really

 

[Riandor]

Well, we're going to lose at some point and it is likely that it will be against a team we really shouldn't, but the reasons he gives are laughable.

 

[jimburns1973]

He couldn't predict a fart after Christmas dinner the twat.

Funny AND seasonal!

 

[Cavehillspur]

Even Merson has us down for a 2-1 win.

Edit: Oh and Tim Burgess needs to lay off the narcotics, 2-0 Baggies?? Bugger off

 

[Hot Spur]

"The Reds have got real momentum at the moment. I am inclined to put Tottenham down in that category"

So he thinks spurs have "real momentum" but he predicts we'll lose to WBA?? Doh !!

 

[Star_of_Davids]

What he really means is 'Spurs are doing really well at the moment but I don't like them so hope they lose'