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The real reason why we are not third...

Misfit

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Not really. 2 months ago, we'd likely have 3rd wrapped up by now. Make no mistake about it, if we don't finish 3rd, there is one, and only one man (I hesitate to use the word man unarl) to blame.

Stoof.

You'd better pray to whichever higher power you believe in we get 3rd or I shall be writing to your parents about this!
 

Chinaspur

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Not really. 2 months ago, we'd likely have 3rd wrapped up by now. Make no mistake about it, if we don't finish 3rd, there is one, and only one man (I hesitate to use the word man unarl) to blame.

Stoof.

You'd better pray to whichever higher power you believe in we get 3rd or I shall be writing to your parents about this!

This.

Arsenal would be dropping out of the race for a Europa spot by now.

If you've had to suffer from Gooner gloating in the past couple of weeks. If you work with a colleague who can't wipe that arsey smug smile off his nomadic face. If you've got friends and family who have sent you those shit taunting texts. Then you've suffered because of one man.

Love Tottenham. Hate Stoof.
 

shelfmonkey

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I think it's time Stoof upped his game with some uprated multiple Stoofing for next season, Fergie, Whinger and whoever is managing the chavs and Citeh, in fact it would be a good idea to start now and see what results he gets until the end of the season.

GET STOOFING STOOF......RIGHT NOW!! :up:
 

rawhide

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I think it's time Stoof upped his game with some uprated multiple Stoofing for next season, Fergie, Whinger and whoever is managing the chavs and Citeh, in fact it would be a good idea to start now and see what results he gets until the end of the season.

GET STOOFING STOOF......RIGHT NOW!! :up:

While the thought is appealing, I'm happy to stick with RVP for now, as I would be very content with third. I wouldn't want to take our eyes off the ball by trying to do too much at once.
 

Stoof

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For those being a tad anti-Stoof, lest they forget who holds the power!!

Mwuhahahahahaha.
 

Chinaspur

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For those being a tad anti-Stoof, lest they forget who holds the power!!

Mwuhahahahahaha.

I'm not worried, you don't have a picture of me.

Even if you did it wouldn't make a difference... I haven't scored for months anyway!











I'm married :up: :cry:
 

Ionman34

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While the thought is appealing, I'm happy to stick with RVP for now, as I would be very content with third. I wouldn't want to take our eyes off the ball by trying to do too much at once.

Agreed, don't dilute the Smurf as it will lose its potency. Use it at full power where it can do the most damage.
 

Chinaspur

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Update:

RVP has now played 4 matches - 360 minutes - since being smurfed. Goals 0 (Goal ratio before smurfing roughly 1 per game)

Proof positive that S***f's power is not a myth.

Arsenal have 11 points directly as a result of a RVP goal since S***f was first alerted.

If we deduct 11 points from Arsenal's current position they lie sixth 7 points adrift of Chelsea. We would be scrapping it out with Newcastle for third.

Are you feeling nervous? Has our poor run of form affected your mood, your relationships, your quality of life?

Love Tottenham. Hate Stoof. ;)
 

Chinaspur

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Update:

Stoof smurfed RVP seven games ago...

This from football365:
* Robin van Persie was awful. Of course, the striker has been superb this season, but on Saturday he was guilty of missing several excellent chances and delaying Arsenal's momentum in attack. Van Persie instinctively knows how to get into goalscoring positions, but there were several occasions when he should have punished Chelsea. The best opportunity came from a beautifully-weighted free-kick from Theo Walcott but the forward somehow guided the ball wide from only two yards out. The penalty against Wolves is now the Dutchman's only goal in his last seven appearances as he seems to be running out of steam for the Gunners' final push.

"running out of steam"...;)


Just a reminder - 11 points would still put Arsenal below Chelsea and us in fourth.

Love Tottenham. Hate Stoof.
 

felmani26

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Maybe if we smurfed Harry it would cause some kind of paradoxical effect that we actually start winning matches!

Far fetched I know, but anything is worth a shot right now!
 

Misfit

President of The Niles Crane Fanclub
May 7, 2006
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Just laughing at my stupidity that I let myself believe we'd get top 4 at worst this season. I blame Xmas. That was when I let my guard down. Fat and happy with food and drink, seeing age-old friends, a romantic weekend away with my wife in Dublin before the family festivities started proper and then bang, Narge away.

What a fucking idiot I was. First time in 21 yrs I let my guard drop. Never again. Lesson learned. They ALWAYS let you down.
 
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