The Spurs Transfer Twitter Thread - 18th August

[Sum Monsterism]

The more I consider that Darren Bent news the more angry I get... He was good for about 20 mins in total for us in his last spell... And villa won't want to lose much of their £24m... Do these "agents" on twitter think we're f****** idiots?
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[AB27]

Even Chelsea were knocked back by Cavani's wage demands thought to be 200K+, somehow me thinks Levy hasn't convinced him to come for 80k and a free season ticket rail card.

Don't take this piss...

...as if Levy would pay out for a rail card.

 

[jushin3]

Landowski is a possibility, he probably would want a payraise on his Dortmund contract if it was only their team vs ours, but there are other teams that are willing to pay them and him higher.

 

[Misfit]

‏@pthfcning
The player I'm talking about is Robert Lewandowski. I have been very well informed he is having a medical tomorrow. Nothing will be...

‏@pthfcning
...announced until Dortmund find a replacement.

Another timewaster.

 

[Misfit]

James O'Beirne - I hope you get dick cancer.

 

[Guntz]

I think there wouldn't be a dry keyboard in sight if we signed lewandowski.

 

[bigpalacios]

Twitter is where rumours covered in glitter
Start to flitter amongst friendless pricks that talk out of their shitter.

 

[Norvern Munkey]

Please see my edited post above and again; sorry. I'll defo get you that drink.

(but not because you're a girl! cos I feel bad!)

( I'm drowning here...)

Its like watching the love child of david niven and nigel havers at work, every sentence has the imperial leather sticker on it

 

[Essexyid07]

We only sign decent ex-gooner strikers.

But we haven't yet have we?

 

[gazzeh]

Premier League News ‏@FootballDave01
#THFC had a £22m bid for #Cavani rejected on friday. Another bid will be made this week. I expect this deal to be done before deadline day.

 

[Hotspur1978]

We can't loan 2 players to the same premier league club. So jenas and rose story is rubbish. You'd think a football reporter might know the basic transfer rules.

Seems like the Guardian has changed the article - the term " loan " has suddenly been wiped out

 

[cookiemonster]

We are singing Tomas Pekhart from FC Numberg

Vedad Ibisevic

 

[Sum Monsterism]

Vedad Ibisevic

that's not a bad shout - we were linked with him a couple of years ago I think....

 

[Huddlebone]

Seems like the Guardian has changed the article - the term " loan " has suddenly been wiped out

think even the Twitters have a greater chance to get it right than en English media. A big joke to me as it seems. would be fun to see how much of the things that says are just rubbish

 

[huddly]

Lewandowski? Hmmm...ok good, good looks and a great finisher...better than a certain polish striker we had during the kappa days...

 

[punky]

James O'Beirne - I hope you get dick cancer.

I agree.



Who is James O'Beirne?

 

[TottenhamLegend]

Premier League News ‏@FootballDave01
#THFC had a £22m bid for #Cavani rejected on friday. Another bid will be made this week. I expect this deal to be done before deadline day.

So the deal is as far as having a bid rejected, yet he still seems sure we will get him? OK.

 

[sbrustad]

Edit; just saw that Marvel was miles ahead of me in posting this in the ITK thread. Sorry.

Nothing groundbreaking, but still.. This is the twitter thread and it is from our good friend JJetset;

The original JJetset ‏@jetsetyid
@GazzehCOYS Didn't want 1000 questions ! Story still the same, Ade done 1 more up top progressing well and lots of other irons in fire.

 

[L-man]

The Pub in Cuffley strikes again

Sam Burton @burtonbauer89
@nad_THFC adebayor was in cuffley today at a pub tellin everyone hes signed for us and playin this weekend

 

[playboypaul]

Son Heung-Min

Son signed a new deal with Hamburg, which will keep him at the club until 2014. Due to his performances in the pre-season he is being affectionately nicknamed "Korean Müller" and received praise from Franz Beckenbauer who said that Son had what it takes to become the next Cha Bum-Kun.

Some fun with anagrams to be had here!