The Spurs Twitter Thread - READ FIRST POST! 23rd August 2012

[Spurger King]

Keane was bottler way before we sold him to you. Best deal we ever did was offload him to you lot for 21m. Stupidest thing was bring him back.

What the fuck? Before he went to the 80s boys he was one of the most prolific strikers in the Premiership. I don't see how he was a bottler either.

There certainly aren't too many players that we could get would make up for it, and any way, we need more creative players not just swapping a great one for another even if we could.

I agree. There are no positives to VDV leaving...at least as far as Spurs are concerned. I imagine the whole "99%" stuff is just more of your typical bullshit. There seems to be a small collective of them all tweeting each other back and forth with fabrications:

"yeah bruv so did you hear what I heard?"
"yeah mate mad innit, but can't talk about it..crazy"
"yeah crazy hush hush agents everywhere bruv"
"meltdaan."

None of them have a clue.

 

[Bus-Conductor]

If Keane had any bollocks he'd have been one of the best strikers around. He's a better finisher than Defoe (better range of finish) He shat himself whenever an opponent was near him and would not do whatever it takes to score goals. He was a bottler.

 

[sbrustad]

This in relation to the previous tweets by Spurvert and Gards44

Spurvert ‏@spurvert
@Gards44 heard mate. I'm pretty sure we're talking about the same player!

The original JJetset ‏@jetsetyid
@spurvert @gards44 You both are ;0)

and, when someone asked if it is Kaka;

The original JJetset ‏@jetsetyid
@FlyScientist @spurvert @gards44 Not kaka!

 

[beats1]

This in relation to the previous tweets by Spurvert and Gards44

Spurvert ‏@spurvert
@Gards44 heard mate. I'm pretty sure we're talking about the same player!

The original JJetset ‏@jetsetyid
@spurvert @gards44 You both are ;0)

and, when someone asked if it is Kaka;

The original JJetset ‏@jetsetyid
@FlyScientist @spurvert @gards44 Not kaka!

He probably just wants us to think its not Kaka so that it will be big surprise when he does sign

 

[marvel]

Could be Isco? Would 99% of people be happy with isco though?

 

[playboypaul]

This in relation to the previous tweets by Spurvert and Gards44

Spurvert ‏@spurvert
@Gards44 heard mate. I'm pretty sure we're talking about the same player!

The original JJetset ‏@jetsetyid
@spurvert @gards44 You both are ;0)

and, when someone asked if it is Kaka;

The original JJetset ‏@jetsetyid
@FlyScientist @spurvert @gards44 Not kaka!

Are these three telepathic? How on earth do they "know" they are talking about the same player?

 

[sbrustad]

Are these three telepathic? how on earth do they "know" they are talking about the same player?

One of the prerequisites for ITK status I think.

 

[playboypaul]

One of the prerequisites for ITK status I think.

AAAhhhh. I see.

The force.

 

[King of Otters]

Could be Isco? Would 99% of people be happy with isco though?

I would be. But the vulgar masses? I fear not.

 

[sbrustad]

I would be. But the vulgar masses? I fear not.

I would also be happy with Isco but I'd cry myself to sleep, in a manly way of course, if we lost VDV.

 

[YankeeYid9]

They send DM's between one another to "compare ITK" Isco would satisfy me as a replacement . Willian/KaKa WOULD NOT.

I would prefer Gaston Ramirez as the wing cover rather than Willian as he is rumored to be cheaper and is a few years younger.

 

[King of Otters]

Are these three telepathic? how on earth do they "know" they are talking about the same player?

Dunno but I'm not sure I like the direction twitter is taking the ITK game. The best we get now is watching ITK's communicate with each other in nods and winks with the intended message to us mere mortals being I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DONT KNOW YOU STUPID COMMON MAN WITHOUT CONTACTS.

 

[not_tenth-again]

Spurvert ‏@spurvert
With Rafa, you have to know his love for Tottenham. You also have to understand nothing comes before his family. Could be a late deal yet

Good man that Rafa. Exactly the way it should be and he would be going with my absolute blessing

 

[YankeeYid9]

And if we're to lose VDV and Modric in the same window we could do worse than to bring in Moutinho and Isco to fill the voids. 2 small creative guys out. 2 small creative guys in. . If it were only that simple......

 

[McFlash]

Well, JJ throwing his weight behind Gards and Spurvert, certainly shakes things up a bit.
I've always been a fan of Spurvert's info but wasn't sure about Gards - it helps that it's info that I want to hear!

 

[wishkah]

spurs sent a payment (not a LOC or any of this shit) a straight payment to a club in EUR to days ago. it was rebounded (so i guess rejected). We've sent another of slightly greater size today which hasn't come back....so....all ill say is its gone somewhere.

And reading my previous shite you will know i mention how transfers work (invoice disc, LOC etc) so this one, was pure outbound no crap attached funds (i say funds, it came via some debt).

interesting either way

 

[McFlash]

Good stuff Wishkah, although I'm slightly concerned at Spurs sending random amount to clubs, only to have it bounce back!

 

[$hoguN]

If we sell VDV, it would take Messi as his replacement to make me happy. It would make me sadder than when we sold Ginola.

 

[AX-Spur]

If we sell VDV, it would take Messi as his replacement to make me happy. It would make me sadder than when we sold Ginola.

Oh no, you reminded me of the sale of Ginola...

 

[ryantegan]

I will say it again.

I don't know gards, but I know that from what I've read from him, he has been spot on all window.

I'd be putting him in the RO