The Weekend ITK Discussion Thread - 30/31 July 2011

[Archibald&Crooks]

Good morning and welcome to the Weekend ITK Discussion Thread.

A big thank you to everyone who donated yesterday, it's really appreciated. Thanks again.

Yesterday I bought a CD of Ice cream van music, I play it full blast on my car stereo just to see the disappointment on small kids faces.

OK on with the ITK first up was POTL

Where: Coys
When: 29 July

Luka has never ever been a problem. Trains perfectly every day.

Hold on tight, here we goooo.

Here we goooo? Unbelievably, this had people calculating the amount of 'o's he used and coming up with theories. :roll: Sometimes, just sometimes, it's a lot simpler than it seems. Just like some of you are

COYS again was the source when hertyid spoke up

When: 29/07/11
Where: COYS
Sorry for causing such a fuss. Lack of clarity. I am not POTL or dragon1 or of similar ilk. My only contact is a non-exec director. I am a client of his company. I go to the odd game in his box at WHL. I'll be there for Man City on bank holiday weekend.
Signings coming soon. Everything is in place. Good things come to those who wait.
Tick follows tock follows tick follows tock....

Tick follows fucking Tock? What are you? A fan of Countdown or something?

Then some news on Diarra

When:29/07/11
Where: SC
I’m told Diarra ready to go. Don’t know what hold up is.
Might have to wait on Afellay. Barcelona WILL sell and player knows it. Player waiting to get best deal and Champions League football NOT an issue, he wants to play. Might play into Tottenham’s hands, as they originally wanted loan. They think they will get him.
Genuine interest in Defoe from Spain.

Genuine interest in Defoe from Spain. As opposed to fake interest in any number of strikers from Levy?

COYS again was the source of this..........

Date 29th July
Site COYS
No contact so far this summer with Athletic Bilbao or Llorente over a move.

Well there bloody well should have been.

Then, the last piece of ITK of the day sent SC into a frenzy

When: 29/07/11
Where: SC
Evening all.
So DB and others were offered in a swap. Non was the answer. Cash only. Anyhow. Diarra as I said in Tuesday is NOW go go go. I'm
Currently with his UK based agent, and he did give it large as told in west end on Saturday. Happy days!!!! he drove a RR Phantom to a club!!

There is something FUCKING massive happening. I asked re Kaka or Benzema, no reply and didn't know, but RM could give up more. Were not not a feeder club anymore and teams like RM will feed us, and it has to be them. Has to be. Mata is doubtful, arse all over him.
On other news, as said before Fibreglass is gone IF they cough up £35m upfront in one payment, and Harry Kane and 'Corblimey' (as Harry knows him) are the future

Blue and Yellow - shit on it, Exciting times ahead guys.

This prompted wild speculation as to what the 'something fucking massive' could be. Kaka? Do me a lemon. Just take it at face value and wait and see. Please lets not fill up the thread with guesses.

I've just been looking at some of that "Wife next door" porn.

What a load of rubbish

None of them had a headache, none were fat oily munters and none had fannies like a roadkill hedgehog

In other news, The Mirror reckon that Tottenham have tabled a bid of around £22m for Arsenal target Juan Mata. The Valencia winger is open to a move to the Premier League and Gunners boss Arsene Wenger is a fan of the 23-year-old but he is yet to make a formal offer.

Talksport say that Liverpool and Tottenham are set to go head-to-head for the signature of Sao Paulo midfielder Lucas, according to reports in Brazil

The Metro are saying that Luka Modric has accepted that he is stuck at Spurs, who are refusing to sell him to London rivals Chelsea, and will reportedly knuckle down for the new season.

There was also some guff about Jermaine Defoe being wanted by Fulham from some dodgy website. Meh

And finally..........After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Fuck all!

And here's a thought for today........No journey is too great, when one finds what one seeks. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

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[opensaysme]

Good Morning. Ready for a jam packed ITK bumper cruncher?

 

[Gbspurs]

Morning all!!! I'm at work till 3 so when I log on I expect to see a signing. Be warned.

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

Good Morning. Ready for a jam packed ITK bumper cruncher?

Dunno about jam packed. Jam ragged maybe...

Great roundup A&C by the way! Appreciated as always...

 

[ajspurs]

Yesterday I bought a CD of Ice cream van music, I play it full blast on my car stereo just to see the disappointment on small kids faces.

Haha I love that :lol:

 

[Gilzeanking]

Congrats to SC on excellent donation results...A&C , you should ask for a cut
The world and his dog read the daily roundup/donation request :clap:

 

[andyp8080]

Morning all

ITK is generally quiet at the weekend.........I am wondering if this weekend might be different??

 

[Gilzeanking]

Spotted this http://www.slate.com/ the plot thickens :think:

 

[michaelden]

Brownhead got Mata wrong. Clearly the is wanted by the club.

 

[michaelden]

Spotted this http://www.slate.com/ the plot thickens :think:

What plot? I just saw news crap

 

[dn013]

Brownhead got Mata wrong. Clearly the is wanted by the club.

Well we don't know that for certain, I will stick behind BH until I see Mata standing in WHL with a chicken on his shirt.

 

[dn013]

What plot? I just saw news crap

Blue Smurfs, yellow Simpsons.

Blue and Yellow.

 

[moomin]

What plot? I just saw news crap

+1... i didnt see anything on there mate

 

[Yid-ol]

What plot? I just saw news crap

Glad I wasn't the only 1!

 

[JUSTINSIGNAL]

It would be good if one of the top ITKs could confirm this Mata bid. Although I doubt he would move to us with our current strike force.

 

[Gbspurs]

Link fail

 

[Montasura]

Brownhead got Mata wrong. Clearly the is wanted by the club.

Well it doesn't really Mata what you think

:grin:

Seriously, if true, for 22m shiny ones its not really what we need to be splashing out on........striker(s) please Mr Levy!

 

[Lawrence]

Forget abt Mata..just get us a RM striker..

 

[nailsy]

It would be good if one of the top ITKs could confirm this Mata bid. Although I doubt he would move to us with our current strike force.

I think Storts has backed this up.

 

[hughy]

Another weekend, another two days of nothingness.