- Feb 1, 2005
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He went down on a fairyJust turned Sky Sports on, WTF is up with Henry's sparkling beard?
He went down on a fairyJust turned Sky Sports on, WTF is up with Henry's sparkling beard?
On my 25th birthday I had a night out with my uni mates, mates from home, and my fiancée and her mates. In a nightclub in Newcastle at 3am, missus went to the bar, asked for a bunch of double vodka and cokes, and one single v+c. The lass apparently said "they're all doubles here". My missus informed me of this, and I thought " hang on, I've been drinking doubles all night?"
At which point my brain went *piff*, my legs went, and I slid down the side of the DJ booth. Two mates dragged me out of the club, and set me down outside for some air while they gathered everyone else together, and I passed out.
I was told later that my fiancée came out to sit with me, couldn't find me, went back in to see if I'd gone in and said "where is he? There's only this homeless guy outside..."
So my own future bride thought I was a vagrant, and I'd pitched sideways and vomited in the bins.
That... Might've been too drunk.
lads coming out on to the Wembley pitch - looking like they mean business
Point is against perennial bus parkers, we have been known on many an occasion to start off slow compounded when we play the likes of Dembele and Dier together in midfield with only Eriksen providing some real incision in the final third.I think we should give Kane, Alli and Son another season before judging them.
Nope. They're all just waiting to comment on Sissoko...Bit quiet today, has the snow hit numptyville?