Tottenham to pocket stunning £143m windfall

[mawspurs]

Tottenham’s coffers will swell by a further £143million if they hold on to third place in the Premier League on the final day tomorrow (Sunday).

Source: Football Insider

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

The daily mail have crunched the numbers...

Stopped reading there.

 

[Gassin's finest]

I fully expect a free pint for every season ticket holder at the new WHL inaugural match...

 

[Dougal]

I fully expect a free pint for every season ticket holder at the new WHL inaugural match...

What’s the tap water like in Tottenham?

 

[Gassin's finest]

What’s the tap water like in Tottenham?

Hard

 

[Gb160]

Is that article part of some kids GCSE media studies coursework.
Its just dreadful.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

So correct me if I'm wrong, but the article actually says we will earn around £140m because of tv money we're owed and qualification for the champions league.
If we finish 4th it'll actually make fuck all difference in the grand scheme of things.

It's written in a way that if we finish 3rd we'll get £143m more than 4th.
I refuse to read the daily fail, but is their article much the same nonsense?

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

I fully expect a free pint for every season ticket holder at the new WHL inaugural match...

Wensleydale, crackers and a nice glass of Port for me............

 

[davidmatzdorf]

The headline isn't so much a distortion as an outright lie:

Tottenham have earned £79.15million as a base TV fee, £29.48million for the number of their Premier League games screened and a further £34.92million if they hold on to third place in the table.

So that's £35m for finishing 3rd, as opposed to probably a couple of million less for finishing 4th. Spun to make it sound as if we lose £143m if we don't win our last match.

 

[chinaman]

That article is meant to stir up discontent in our ranks.

 

[TheChosenOne]

No mention of the estimated (guesstimated) £15 million rent going to the FA for the use of Wembley Stadium in the expenses column ?

 

[Norn_Iron]

I'm glad I didn't read it, got what I needed from the comments, I'd already sussed out that it would be bullshit.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Can someone with less/ no morals read the daily fail story to see if it bares any resemblance?

 

[Shadydan]

WINDFALL
WARCHEST

Etc...

 

[diamondlight]

Wensleydale, crackers and a nice glass of Port for me............

Washed down with a prawn sandwich?

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Woohoo, Poch just got us an extra £143m in the barrow for the war chest that'll be used to go on a swooping spree.

Thats how it works isn't it?

 

[thinktank]