Well?...Would you?

[WalkerboyUK]

You absolute toss pot.

LOL - you'll never look at her in the same way now.

 

[Chinaspur]

I think I fancy Winks more as a man than a woman.

 

[Flashp]

From top left, and going right:
Son, Sanchez, Eriksen, Dembele
Alderweireld, Llorente, Wanyama, Lloris
Dier, Rose, Alli, Davies
Sissoko, Moura, Vertonghen, Aurier
Kane, Gazzaniga, Janssen, Vorm
Walker-Peters, Carter-Vickers, Nkoudou, Lamela
Foyth, Onomah, Trippier, Winks.

Edited for Janssen and CCV to complete the puzzle, as per Partizans sharp eye.

 

[Gassin's finest]

What the f...

 

[Partizan]

Not totally surprising that our most handsome player (Llorente) makes for the ugliest bird

 

[Partizan]

From top left, and going right:
Son, Sanchez, Eriksen, Dembele
Alderweireld, Llorente, Wanyama, Lloris
Dier, Rose, Alli, Davies
Sissoko, Moura, Vertonghen, Aurier
Kane, Gazzaniga, ?, Vorm
Walker-Peters, ?, Nkoudou, Lamela
Foyth, Onomah, Trippier, Winks.

Janssen and CCV (I think)

 

[cider spurs]

A gentleman never tells.

 

[Gb160]

The Hugo one keeps winking at me....I think I'm in here lads.

 

[dagraham]

Toby looks like he’s stepped out of a calendar in the 80’s and Moura looks like Rachel Stevens less attractive sister.

 

[cider spurs]

The Hugo one keeps winking at me....I think I'm in here lads.

Whoah...you hold your horses there a minute. Word on the street is that @Dougal has designs on this stunner.

Something about the sexy French accent.

In fact, now I think about it. I swear I saw him brushing up on his French in the 'Joke thread'

 

[parj]

Alderweireld and Eriksen look alright

 

[mark87]

Think Alli is the best.

 

[cider spurs]

I'm all about the mature sophisticated woman.

Where you at Poch hun. X

 

[Flashp]

Janssen and CCV (I think)

I think you're spot on there.

 

[SlotBadger]

I think you're spot on there.

Which reminds me...

Someone should Photoshop Paul Allen in the same vein.

 

[Donki]

Dier looks like a trailer park crack whore, defo would.

 

[14/04/91]

Sissoko's looks like Caster Semenya

And then he was photo-shopped as a woman.....

 

[Gb160]

Gazzaniga looks like Hope Solo.

 

[coyspurs18]

Winks looks like Hilary Swank

 

[roslau]

Jan is so sexy...her eyes , lips just want to Rodger her into coma