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Discussion in 'Spurs Chat' started by nicdic, Aug 5, 2016.
Underwear or something more fits the context.
Haha come on nicdic admit, you just wanted to be the op of a massive thread, didn't you?
A propos of nothing, other than apostrophitis: I heard from my son about an Indian restaurant due to open in Oxford. It was called Anu's. (yes, I know). But the apostrophe was omitted, alas, and the sign read: 'Anus opening soon'. Probably quite fitting.
Good start boys. Three pages and we managed to restrict it to only two posts related to what our opponents are saying.
The old thread is dead. Long live the new thread!
This is also the grammar thread. The spirit of the old thread will not die.
He started a new thread with a more focused title and per season reference.
In a way it helps to guide people that just want to cus and laugh at liverpool or west ham, yet outside of anything to do with spurs, back to the right place (let's all laugh at). Or to perhaps start a new thread on someone else in general. I hear there's a great one called NeverRed is a **** and instigated the death of What our opponent's fans are saying.
Anyway it looks like this new one gets to keep the grammar allowance, so nicdic can't be all bad. A mod who's just doing his job ma'am.
Besides there's surely got to be an epic "nothing else to talk about so dump anything here thread" lurking in a dark corner somewhere on here? In fact I'm pretty sure this summer it's a.k.a. The ITK Discussion Thread.
You can call me crazy now, but I think when the dust settles we are all still going to be ok
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Trawling the Everton forums and there's obviously very little being said about the game next weekend. Many appear to be in despair after the 1-0 loss to Espanyol today while Liverpool were beating Barcelona. A few are already questioning the decision to appoint Koeman, I kid you not.
Many think Barkley looks shit again in pre season and their team is not helped by having Stones and Lukaku in it when they clearly don't want to be there and don't give a toss. So all rosy on the blue side of scouseland.
Apparently Lukaku has had to have stitches to a cut on his heel after the game, shouldn't affect him starting against us mind, but I'd like to know which heel so Alli can give it a good old fashioned kick after 5 mins.
I did like this reply to a poster who wanted a match report on the game against Espanyol:
Quote from: Silas on 4 hours ago
Someone give me a match review please..........
the ref blow his whistle
some lads ran about a bit
we conceded a penalty , they scored
they conceded a penalty, we missed
loads of subs were made
we huffed and puffed and ran about a bit but more slowly this time
the ref blew his whistle
the game finished
we lost and the world is about to end
First comment on the game next weekend:
Re: Everton v Espanyol
Would take a 0-0 next week
It's going to be a slow start I think, hopefully make some key signings in the last couple of days of the window and get stronger as the season goes on
We may have to adjust expectations a bit I think. It's not an overnight job. If we can finish 2 or 3 places higher than last season then it's a decent enough start for Koeman
He's just got far too much work to do to get us in the top 4/5
As usual GlastonSpur has been embarrassing the entire Spurs supporting world with his posts on RedCafe. He started this thread:
With this incredible first post:
And he was, unsurprisingly, met with this response:
He really does post some inane bullshit over there. Why on earth does he think a United forum will give a fuck about analysing the Spurs squad in such depth? And more to the point if he wants to talk about that stuff, why doesn't he do it on a Spurs forum?! As was noted for him:
Again from RedCafe in their Spurs thread, here's a classic post from a cookie-cutter deluded arrogant Liverpool fan, about Spurs:
What a ****.
When someone responded with "and who are the competitors for Liverpool?", the first response was "Stoke and West Brom".
It'd be great being like Liverpool and buying a huge stable of mid table players at 30 odd million a pop..
Can someone please bump the original thread and can we boycott this dreadful attempt to usurp the most popular thread on SC.
You don't need to post if there's nothing to talk about
Yeah that Ruffian guy is the definition of butthurt about Spurs.
Can we ban references from Red Cafe. It's obviously a forum forum rerards whom like football and therefore doesn't have an opinion worth listening to. How else do we explain Glaston?
RedCafe's great, it just happens to have a fair number of numpties because so many people visit it and X% of them will be chumps and/or chumpettes.
Completely agree with the previous posts about Glaston in this thread though, he is a fucking stain on the reputation of Spurs fans everywhere. If we have any tecchies on this site then it would do us all a big favour if someone could create a bot that auto-posted "GlastonSpur is a tit and the vast majority of Spurs fans don't think like him, FYI" as a reply whenever he posted on another team's message board.
How the FUCK am I meant to write a strongly worded email to Daniel Levy's secretary without the proper grammar as advised in the previous thread now, you complete bastards?
The sentence doesn't scan well. I suggest:'You complete bastards! Without the proper grammar, as advised in the previous thread, how the FUCK am I meant to write a strongly worded email to Daniel Levy's secretary!' That's better!
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